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- [It's lunchtime at Springfield Elementary School. Nelson, Kearney and Bart are sitting at a table in the cafeteria.]
- Nelson: [to Kearney] So I sez to her, "Mabel", I sez -- [interrupts himself to glance at his lunch tray] What the ... ? Half my French fries are gone!
- [Nelson glares at Bart, who is sitting at the end of the table.]
- Nelson: Hey Simpson, you didn't happen to filch my French fries, did you?
- Bart: [innocently] How could I do that, Nelson? I'm three feet away!
- [Behind Bart, Milhouse and Martin enter the cafeteria.]
- Milhouse: Martin, you've got to see Bart's new fork!
- [Bart says a silent "Uh-oh" to himself.]
- Milhouse: [continuing, taking the fork from Bart] With this unique telescoping action, it can extend to three feet!
- [Milhouse demonstrates, extending the fork to its full length. Martin looks impressed, but Bart smacks his forehead in dismay.]
- Nelson: [suspicious] Izzat so?
- [The scene shifts to outside. An obviously beaten-up Bart is lying in a dumpster with the extended fork wrapped around his neck.]
- Lisa: Milhouse, what's my brother doing in the dumpster?
- Milhouse: You can put the blame on his big fork!
- Bart: And your big mouth!
- [Nelson walks away from the dumpster, brushing his hands together.]
- Nelson: Let that be a lesson to you, Simpson! [to himself] All this pummeling has given me an appetite. I think I'll go swipe somebody's lunch.
