Difference between revisions of "The Scorpion's Tale/Quotes"
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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Angry Dad: The Movie|A Midsummer's Nice Dreams}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Angry Dad: The Movie|A Midsummer's Nice Dreams}} | ||
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| − | :'''[[Ralph]]''' I wet my arm-pants. | + | ---- |
| + | :'''[[Ralph]]:''' I wet my arm-pants. | ||
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:'''[[Otto]]:''' Hey, this is one of the planets on ''[[Star Trek]]''. | :'''[[Otto]]:''' Hey, this is one of the planets on ''[[Star Trek]]''. | ||
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| − | :'''[[Walter Hotenhoffer]]''':These are my Suitcase Suzies who will use their beauty and free give-aways to make sure our drug is prescribed. | + | :'''[[Grampa Simpson]]:''' Sour cream and chives? In my day, all we put on potatoes was pine needles and barber hair! I hate this century! |
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| + | :'''Grampa Simpson:''' Good mornin', family! It's such a beautiful day, I thought I'd take my little friend here for a walk. | ||
| + | :'''[[Marge Simpson]]:''' Abe? Are you feeling all right? | ||
| + | :'''Grampa Simpson:''' Never better. The sun is shining, there's a spring in my slippers, and my wonderful son woke me up with a delicious cup of coffee. | ||
| + | :'''[[Lisa Simpson]]:''' Dad, is there anything unusual in Grampa's coffee? | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]:''' Uh, you look tense. Let's discuss this over a cup of Grampa's coffee. | ||
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| + | :'''Grampa Simpson:''' ''[Giving money to Bart]'' Here ya go, champ! Go buy yourself some rock-and-roll records. | ||
| + | :'''[[Bart Simpson]]:''' ''[Excited]'' To the antique store! | ||
| + | :'''Grampa Simpson:''' ''[to Lisa]'' Now, what can I do for you? Eat something green? Vote for someone brown? | ||
| + | :'''Lisa Simpson:''' Dad! I know what you did! | ||
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| + | :'''Grampa Simpson:''' Everything everyone just said is either obvious or wrong! | ||
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| + | :'''[[Walter Hotenhoffer]]:''':These are my Suitcase Suzies who will use their beauty and free give-aways to make sure our drug is prescribed. | ||
:'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[Noticing that the women are nearly identical]'' Cool! Are they robots? | :'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[Noticing that the women are nearly identical]'' Cool! Are they robots? | ||
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:'''Woman:''' No, robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona State. | :'''Woman:''' No, robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona State. | ||
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:'''Walter Hotenhoffer:''' I scoop them up by the sorority. | :'''Walter Hotenhoffer:''' I scoop them up by the sorority. | ||
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:''[A nerd in a building discovers where he is]'' | :''[A nerd in a building discovers where he is]'' | ||
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:'''Nerd:''' Uh, this is the nerd fraternity. | :'''Nerd:''' Uh, this is the nerd fraternity. | ||
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:'''Walter Hotenhoffer:''' Uh, drop them in research. | :'''Walter Hotenhoffer:''' Uh, drop them in research. | ||
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:'''Nerd:''' Nice. | :'''Nerd:''' Nice. | ||
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{{Season 22|Q}} | {{Season 22|Q}} | ||
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- Ralph: I wet my arm-pants.
- Grampa Simpson: Sour cream and chives? In my day, all we put on potatoes was pine needles and barber hair! I hate this century!
- Grampa Simpson: Good mornin', family! It's such a beautiful day, I thought I'd take my little friend here for a walk.
- Marge Simpson: Abe? Are you feeling all right?
- Grampa Simpson: Never better. The sun is shining, there's a spring in my slippers, and my wonderful son woke me up with a delicious cup of coffee.
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, is there anything unusual in Grampa's coffee?
- Homer Simpson: Uh, you look tense. Let's discuss this over a cup of Grampa's coffee.
- Grampa Simpson: [Giving money to Bart] Here ya go, champ! Go buy yourself some rock-and-roll records.
- Bart Simpson: [Excited] To the antique store!
- Grampa Simpson: [to Lisa] Now, what can I do for you? Eat something green? Vote for someone brown?
- Lisa Simpson: Dad! I know what you did!
- Grampa Simpson: Everything everyone just said is either obvious or wrong!
- Walter Hotenhoffer::These are my Suitcase Suzies who will use their beauty and free give-aways to make sure our drug is prescribed.
- Bart: [Noticing that the women are nearly identical] Cool! Are they robots?
- Woman: No, robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona State.
- Walter Hotenhoffer: I scoop them up by the sorority.
- [A nerd in a building discovers where he is]
- Nerd: Uh, this is the nerd fraternity.
- Walter Hotenhoffer: Uh, drop them in research.
- Nerd: Nice.
