Difference between revisions of "Bad News Bearer/Quotes"

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Mr. Burns: Ahoy, hoy! I'm Mr. Burns the clown!

Waylon Smithers: Eek, eek, sir!

Lisa: Don't you feel bad doing Mr. Burns dirty work?

Bart: C'mon, Lisa, It's like having the Grim Reaper for a dad!

Homer: What can I do? He's my boss! And he did send us these nice steaks!

Lisa: I don't eat beef!

Homer: Well, that's the first I've heard of it. Next thing you'll tell me you're a buddhist!

Homer: Mr. Moleman? Otto wanted me to tell you he's sorry he ran over you with his bus!

Hans Moleman: He ran the red light!

Homer: Yeah, but he's color blind. No one's to blame, really.

Hans Moleman: Can he take the bus off me now?

Homer: [SHEEESH!] It's all me me me with you! Some people just can't take an apology!

Comic Book Guy: You say Agnes is breaking up with me? But she broke up with me months ago.

Homer: Yeah, she just wanted me to rub it in!

Comic Book Guy: You evil beauty, you're like Catwoman in the body of Grampa Munster.

Ned: Hey, bitty Barty! I see you have the new Flanders-approved "school daze" game! it simulates a full day of school for students who are yearning for extra learning!

Bart: You're behind this game, Mr. Flanders?

Ned: Me and the watchdog group! We're taking a bite out of video game violence! Wait, scratch that. Biting sounds too violent. So does scratch.

Bart: So you're saying these games I'm testing are...

Ned:...one hundred percent nonviolent and educational!

Bart: Aaaah!

Ned: Ooooh! This one has a hedgehog showing ou how fold doiles for the elderly!