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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Thank you, Lisa, for helping with my experiment to place the thought patterns of a perfect student into a robot body! [GAH-HEJ!] | :'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Thank you, Lisa, for helping with my experiment to place the thought patterns of a perfect student into a robot body! [GAH-HEJ!] | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' And thank you for talking my teacher into giving me extra credit for helping you! | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' And thank you for talking my teacher into giving me extra credit for helping you! | ||
| − | :'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' There may be a slight tingling as your core personality traits are copied into the robot's hard | + | :'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' There may be a slight tingling as your core personality traits are copied into the robot's hard drive! |
:'''[[Bart]]:''' No way, man! One Lisa Simpson is more than enough! | :'''[[Bart]]:''' No way, man! One Lisa Simpson is more than enough! | ||
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| − | :'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Professor you've got to shut | + | :'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Professor you've got to shut down the prankbot! It's taking my place! |
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Sorry, Bart. One day we'll all be replaced by robots. Except for us robot-creating scientists, that is! Just accept it. You can't fight the future! [HAH-HEY!] |
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart, why are you reading a math book? Are you going to use arithmetic in a prank against that robot? | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart, why are you reading a math book? Are you going to use arithmetic in a prank against that robot? | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Nah, I know when I'm beat. | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Nah, I know when I'm beat. Everyone's posted those pictures of me on their MyFace pages. I have more hits than that cat who eats a cheeseburger while playing the piano! The better prankster won. Professor Frink was right. You can't fight the future. I didn't have anything else to di, so I'm studying. |
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Well, I guess I'm glad to hear that. Maybe over time you'll even start to do as well in school as me. | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Well, I guess I'm glad to hear that. Maybe over time you'll even start to do as well in school as me. | ||
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I got straight "A"'s on my last three test. | :'''[[Bart]]:''' I got straight "A"'s on my last three test. | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You what?! | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' You what?! | ||
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| − | :'''[[Prankbot 5000]]:''' Oh hello, humans. | + | :'''[[Prankbot 5000]]:''' Oh hello, humans. Would you like me to wash your bikes with this hose? It's free! And it probably won't end up with you both covered in hot fudge. |
| − | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Ya know... you're not bad at pranks but until you go up against the | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Ya know... you're not bad at pranks but until you go up against the ultimate challenge you can't really call yourself a prank master! |
| − | :'''[[Prankbot 5000]]:''' Ha! And who do I | + | :'''[[Prankbot 5000]]:''' Ha! And who do I need to prank? |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' The only | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' The only entity you can never fool! Yourself! |
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' The prank master title is mine once again! How can I thank you? | :'''[[Bart]]:''' The prank master title is mine once again! How can I thank you? | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Never get a higher grade than a "B+" and don't ever play the saxophone again! | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Never get a higher grade than a "B+" and don't ever play the saxophone again! | ||
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Deal! | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Deal! | ||
Revision as of 08:57, August 1, 2016
- Professor Frink: Thank you, Lisa, for helping with my experiment to place the thought patterns of a perfect student into a robot body! [GAH-HEJ!]
- Lisa: And thank you for talking my teacher into giving me extra credit for helping you!
- Professor Frink: There may be a slight tingling as your core personality traits are copied into the robot's hard drive!
- Bart: No way, man! One Lisa Simpson is more than enough!
- Professor Frink: Professor you've got to shut down the prankbot! It's taking my place!
- Bart: Sorry, Bart. One day we'll all be replaced by robots. Except for us robot-creating scientists, that is! Just accept it. You can't fight the future! [HAH-HEY!]
- Lisa: Bart, why are you reading a math book? Are you going to use arithmetic in a prank against that robot?
- Bart: Nah, I know when I'm beat. Everyone's posted those pictures of me on their MyFace pages. I have more hits than that cat who eats a cheeseburger while playing the piano! The better prankster won. Professor Frink was right. You can't fight the future. I didn't have anything else to di, so I'm studying.
- Lisa: Well, I guess I'm glad to hear that. Maybe over time you'll even start to do as well in school as me.
- Bart: I got straight "A"'s on my last three test.
- Lisa: You what?!
- Prankbot 5000: Oh hello, humans. Would you like me to wash your bikes with this hose? It's free! And it probably won't end up with you both covered in hot fudge.
- Bart: Ya know... you're not bad at pranks but until you go up against the ultimate challenge you can't really call yourself a prank master!
- Prankbot 5000: Ha! And who do I need to prank?
- Lisa: The only entity you can never fool! Yourself!
