Difference between revisions of "Kwik-E-Bart/Quotes"
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
(Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Bart''': Hey, Apu! Hot enough for ya? How 'bought those Springfield Isoptes? I see the jerks in congress are up to their old tricks-- --Apu? Where are you? :...") |
|||
| Line 3: | Line 3: | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, Apu! Hot enough for ya? How 'bought those Springfield Isoptes? I see the jerks in congress are up to their old tricks-- --Apu? Where are you? | :'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, Apu! Hot enough for ya? How 'bought those Springfield Isoptes? I see the jerks in congress are up to their old tricks-- --Apu? Where are you? | ||
:'''[[Apu]]''': Bart Simpson, open up the door, please! Thank you very much! Ohhh, why did I ever install the soundproffing and the unbrekable triple time-lock? | :'''[[Apu]]''': Bart Simpson, open up the door, please! Thank you very much! Ohhh, why did I ever install the soundproffing and the unbrekable triple time-lock? | ||
| − | Young man! This caviar you sold me is well past its fresh-ness date | + | :'''Old lady''': Young man! This caviar you sold me is well past its fresh-ness date |
:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, I don't work here! | :'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, I don't work here! | ||
:'''Old lady''': Well, of course you do! I don't see any-one else! | :'''Old lady''': Well, of course you do! I don't see any-one else! | ||
Revision as of 12:00, November 15, 2013
- Bart: Hey, Apu! Hot enough for ya? How 'bought those Springfield Isoptes? I see the jerks in congress are up to their old tricks-- --Apu? Where are you?
- Apu: Bart Simpson, open up the door, please! Thank you very much! Ohhh, why did I ever install the soundproffing and the unbrekable triple time-lock?
- Old lady: Young man! This caviar you sold me is well past its fresh-ness date
- Bart: Hey, I don't work here!
- Old lady: Well, of course you do! I don't see any-one else!
- Bart: Hmmm... If I were you lady, I wouldn't talk about freshness dates! Now beat it before I call the law!
- Old lady: Well, I ever!
- Bart: Heh! This could be fun. I'll need to see some proof of age for that beer.
- Homer: Awww, Bart--!
- Bart: It's the law, dad! Looks fake to me! Don't come back 'til you're 21!
- Homer: Yessir.
- Bart: Cigars.. wine cooler... girlie magazine... lottery tickets... you're a real man of the world, Krusty!
- Krusty: Sure, mister! Just don't ray me to any kids!
- Snake: Empty the register, little dude!
- Bart: Ga-ah! First I gotta empty the squishee machine, big dude! Heh!
- Apu: Geaah..!!
- Bart: Apu! It's about time you showed up for work! This job's murder! I'm heading' stragiht home for good hot bath!
- Apu: Th-th-thank you! C-c-c-ome again!
