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| − | :'' | + | :''[Homer, complaining that [[Apu]] cleaned the hot-dog machine]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Hey, blindy, have a nice trip! | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Nelson trips Ralph in the hallway]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Aaahh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Ha-ha!! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer. | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[[[Bart]] and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands]'' |
:''Homer''': Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity. | :''Homer''': Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity. | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''[Bart looks at Homer]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Dad, he's not stupid. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ...Alright, screw it! Let's roll! | |
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| − | :'' | + | :''[[[Willie]] grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Willie}} Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go... | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[looks at his fists]'' |
:...but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day! | :...but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day! | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''[Willie starts to beat Homer]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Stop pummelling me! It's really painful! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Willie}} Alright. I'll strangle you for a while! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Alex Whitney]]}} Calm down, Lisa. DMY. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What's DMY? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Alex}} Don't mess yourself. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Eeew! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Alex}} Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Alex}} Ooh, which one is the evil one?(On Sheeri and Tari) | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Unbelievable! Whoooa! (Falls off her shoes and lands on the ground with a thud, while Nelson and the others look on) | |
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- [Homer, complaining that Apu cleaned the hot-dog machine]
- Homer: Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus.
- Homer: This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off.
- Homer: I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business.
- Nelson: Hey, blindy, have a nice trip!
- [Nelson trips Ralph in the hallway]
- Ralph: Aaahh!
- Nelson: Ha-ha!!
- Homer: Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer.
- [[[Bart]] and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands]
- Homer': Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
- [Bart looks at Homer]
- Bart: Dad, he's not stupid.
- Homer: ...Alright, screw it! Let's roll!
- [[[Willie]] grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts]
- Willie: Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go...
- [looks at his fists]
- ...but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day!
- [Willie starts to beat Homer]
- Homer: Stop pummelling me! It's really painful!
- Willie: Alright. I'll strangle you for a while!
- Alex Whitney: Calm down, Lisa. DMY.
- Lisa: What's DMY?
- Alex: Don't mess yourself.
- Lisa: Eeew!
- Alex: Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY.
- Alex: Ooh, which one is the evil one?(On Sheeri and Tari)
- Lisa: Unbelievable! Whoooa! (Falls off her shoes and lands on the ground with a thud, while Nelson and the others look on)
