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:'''[[Cletus Spuckler]]''': We always figured someday Mary would marry. That's why we called her "Mary." We name all our kids after what we thinks gonna happen to 'em. Ain't that right, Stabbed In Jail? | :'''[[Cletus Spuckler]]''': We always figured someday Mary would marry. That's why we called her "Mary." We name all our kids after what we thinks gonna happen to 'em. Ain't that right, Stabbed In Jail? | ||
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:''[Bart introduces himself to Mary.]'' | :''[Bart introduces himself to Mary.]'' | ||
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:'''Bart''': I'm Bart. This is my calf, Lulubelle. | :'''Bart''': I'm Bart. This is my calf, Lulubelle. | ||
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:'''[[Mary Spuckler]]''': Uh, you know that's a boy, right? | :'''[[Mary Spuckler]]''': Uh, you know that's a boy, right? | ||
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:'''Bart''': Oh, I thought she was peein' out of her nipple. | :'''Bart''': Oh, I thought she was peein' out of her nipple. | ||
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:''[Homer is in the slaughterhouse]'' | :''[Homer is in the slaughterhouse]'' | ||
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:'''Female PA Voice''': You are now entering the Killing Zone. | :'''Female PA Voice''': You are now entering the Killing Zone. | ||
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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': Hey, that sounds like Tress MacNeille! | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': Hey, that sounds like Tress MacNeille! | ||
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:'''Bart''': ''[to Mary]'' I didn't know Cletus was your dad! | :'''Bart''': ''[to Mary]'' I didn't know Cletus was your dad! | ||
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:'''Cletus''': She had a regular city birth, in a gas station. | :'''Cletus''': She had a regular city birth, in a gas station. | ||
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:'''Bart''': Mom, they're gonna kill Lou and make him into food and fringe vests for gay cowboys! | :'''Bart''': Mom, they're gonna kill Lou and make him into food and fringe vests for gay cowboys! | ||
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Revision as of 16:15, September 1, 2012
- Cletus Spuckler: We always figured someday Mary would marry. That's why we called her "Mary." We name all our kids after what we thinks gonna happen to 'em. Ain't that right, Stabbed In Jail?
- Stabbed In Jail: [whittling a stick] We'll see who stabs who.
- Bart Simpson: [to Lou] I don't care how much of a pumped-up freak you are. I still love you. The way Barry Bonds' kids probably still love him.
- [Bart introduces himself to Mary.]
- Bart: I'm Bart. This is my calf, Lulubelle.
- Mary Spuckler: Uh, you know that's a boy, right?
- Bart: Oh, I thought she was peein' out of her nipple.
- [Homer is in the slaughterhouse]
- Female PA Voice: You are now entering the Killing Zone.
- Homer Simpson: Hey, that sounds like Tress MacNeille!
- Bart: [to Mary] I didn't know Cletus was your dad!
- Cletus: She had a regular city birth, in a gas station.
- Bart: Sorry, Lise. I can't be a vegetarian. I love the taste of death.
- Bart: Mom, they're gonna kill Lou and make him into food and fringe vests for gay cowboys!
