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:'''Elf Marge:''' Then yes, hither me forth on mine arduous quest! | :'''Elf Marge:''' Then yes, hither me forth on mine arduous quest! | ||
:'''Portly wizard:''' Once again, just yes. | :'''Portly wizard:''' Once again, just yes. | ||
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| + | :'''Marge:''' What are you kids doing up so late? | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' We just got up. | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' It's 7AM. | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' ''(gasps)'' I was on the computer all night! | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' Actually, it's Saturday. | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' ''(gasps)'' I played a day and a night! ''(she runs out)'' | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' Bart, it's not Saturday. | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' Shh. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Elf Marge:''' How did you get in my game? Are you a virus? | ||
| + | :'''[[Vendor Apu]]:''' Oh no! I too am online playing! That cobra king over there is actually [[Snake]]. | ||
| + | :'''[[Cobra King]]:''' The prison guards think I'm getting my online law degree. Ha, ha! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''[[Enchantress Krabappel]]:''' This game is a great way to meet eligible men who can afford a computer- | ||
| + | :'''[[Turkey Skinner]]:''' Or have access to one at the school library. | ||
| + | :'''Enchantress Krabappel:''' It's amazing how you can be a turkey in every reality. | ||
| + | :'''Turkey Skinner:''' What's important is we're talking. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''[[Troll Moe]]:''' I'm [[Moe]]. I'm playin' this while I'm on the can. | ||
| + | :'''Elf Marge:''' Wow, Moe! You're a troll! | ||
| + | :'''Troll Moe:''' What? No, my character's supposed to look like me. Why does everyone keep thinking I'm a troll? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''[[Wrench Milhouse]]:''' Brave sir knight? | ||
| + | :'''[[Shadow Knight]]:''' What is it lady [[Milhouse]]? | ||
| + | :'''Wrench Milhouse:''' I'm not a lady, it's a spell. A spell you said you'd reverse. | ||
| + | :'''Shadow Knight:''' Yeah, yeah, it's on my list. | ||
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- Seymour Skinner: I'm afraid that due to funding cuts, we've had to sell the science department skeleton and replace it with this Halloween costume. (Willie models the costume)
- Gary Chalmers: Thank you, Willie. Now, please return it to it's plastic snap case.
- Skinner: (clears throat) Moving on, our class trip to Italy is now Spaghetti Night at Papa John's, and your $1,500 deposit will not be refunded.
- Homer: Ooh, Papa John's!
- Homer: Oh, Marge, you gotta get on the Net. It's got all the best conspiracy theories. Did you know that Hezbollah owns Little Dolly Snack Cakes? This stuff will rock your world.
- Marge: Fine, I'll log onto Wahoo or Yippe or A-OK or Pooka-dooka, or whatever it's called.
- Melvin Van Horne: Can we move this meeting along? I pay my taxes, I expect my orange drink.
- Lisa: And this website will tell you the weather.
- Marge: (reading) Sunny? (looks out the window) I will never have to look out the window again!
- Marge: And all this time I thought Googling yourself meant the other thing.
- Marge: The Internet has it all. Today, I found out I have the same birthday as Randy Quaid, I MapQuested a great new route to the armory and I got a list of local houses where I'm not letting you kids trick-or-treat anymore!
- Lisa: I'm proud of you, mom. You're like Christopher Columbus! You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.
- Portly wizard: Greetings, cleric! Will you undertake a quest on my behalf?
- Elf Marge: Maybe I should run this by my husband first.
- Portly wizard: Things are more fun if you answer yes.
- Elf Marge: Then yes, hither me forth on mine arduous quest!
- Portly wizard: Once again, just yes.
- Marge: What are you kids doing up so late?
- Bart: We just got up.
- Lisa: It's 7AM.
- Marge: (gasps) I was on the computer all night!
- Bart: Actually, it's Saturday.
- Marge: (gasps) I played a day and a night! (she runs out)
- Lisa: Bart, it's not Saturday.
- Bart: Shh.
- Elf Marge: How did you get in my game? Are you a virus?
- Vendor Apu: Oh no! I too am online playing! That cobra king over there is actually Snake.
- Cobra King: The prison guards think I'm getting my online law degree. Ha, ha!
- Enchantress Krabappel: This game is a great way to meet eligible men who can afford a computer-
- Turkey Skinner: Or have access to one at the school library.
- Enchantress Krabappel: It's amazing how you can be a turkey in every reality.
- Turkey Skinner: What's important is we're talking.
- Troll Moe: I'm Moe. I'm playin' this while I'm on the can.
- Elf Marge: Wow, Moe! You're a troll!
- Troll Moe: What? No, my character's supposed to look like me. Why does everyone keep thinking I'm a troll?
- Wrench Milhouse: Brave sir knight?
- Shadow Knight: What is it lady Milhouse?
- Wrench Milhouse: I'm not a lady, it's a spell. A spell you said you'd reverse.
- Shadow Knight: Yeah, yeah, it's on my list.
