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Revision as of 12:53, May 29, 2012
- (Bart is deciding whether to get beat up by the angry mob or escape with the stranger):
- Bart: Mob, stranger, mob, stranger... Stranger.
- Bart: Who are you?
- L. T. Smash: Oh, you'll find out, in due time.
- Bart: Well it says here your name is L. T. Smash.
- L. T. Smash: The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash.
- Bart: Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal Skinner doesn't want us to play!
- Audience: Boo!
- Principal Skinner: That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock!
- Bart: Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway!
- L. T. Smash: Man, they're gonna be big... and you stood in their way!
- Principal Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink!
- L. T. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?
- Principal Skinner: She lives with me.
- Ralph Wiggum: I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick!
- Lisa Simpson: What does it mean?
- Homer Simpson: Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like Rama Lama Ding-dong or Give Peace a Chance.
- Homer: Bart! I dare you to... (whispers)
Bart: No
- Homer: You have to do double dares. Especialy when an adult tells you to.
- Bart (reluctantly): Uh, yeah, all right. (dresses like a girl)—
- Nelson Muntz: They called me Smellson. Ha ha!
- Homer Simpson: Smellson, that's funny 'cause you smell.
- Milhouse: The Statue of Liberty? Where are we?!
- Homer: I'm the jealousy bug! I'm gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!
- Lisa: Ow. Cut it out! You're a grown man.
- Homer: (sulking) I wanna go home now!
- Admiral: The Hippy Dream, again?
- L. T. Smash: They've been getting less frequent, sir.
