Difference between revisions of "The Boys of Bummer/Quotes"
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− | ''Bart is | + | Joe La Boot: Wait a minute. Are you Bart Simpson? |
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+ | ''Bart nods his head.'' | ||
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+ | Joe La Boot: The kid who dropped that easy fly-ball?! Talking to you was the biggest mistake of my life! | ||
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+ | ''A crowd merges and boos at Bart.'' | ||
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+ | Joe La Boot: Boo. Boo-hoo. | ||
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+ | Marge: Oh, yeah. That's quite something. | ||
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+ | Lisa: Mom, put your glasses on. | ||
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+ | Marge: But they make me look funny. | ||
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+ | ''Marge puts her glasses on and sees Bart climbing a tower.'' | ||
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+ | Marge: (Gasps) My Baby! | ||
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+ | ''Bart is then seen writting "I HATE BART SIMPSON" on the tower. A crowed merges around him.'' | ||
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+ | Bart: Uh-uh. See, I hate me too. | ||
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+ | Chief Wiggum: Come down! Who said that? | ||
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+ | ''Bart falls from the tower.'' | ||
'''[[Joe La Boot]]''': I'll catch him. | '''[[Joe La Boot]]''': I'll catch him. |
Revision as of 11:27, July 9, 2010
Joe La Boot: Wait a minute. Are you Bart Simpson?
Bart nods his head.
Joe La Boot: The kid who dropped that easy fly-ball?! Talking to you was the biggest mistake of my life!
A crowd merges and boos at Bart.
Joe La Boot: Boo. Boo-hoo.
Marge: Oh, yeah. That's quite something.
Lisa: Mom, put your glasses on.
Marge: But they make me look funny.
Marge puts her glasses on and sees Bart climbing a tower.
Marge: (Gasps) My Baby!
Bart is then seen writting "I HATE BART SIMPSON" on the tower. A crowed merges around him.
Bart: Uh-uh. See, I hate me too.
Chief Wiggum: Come down! Who said that?
Bart falls from the tower.
Joe La Boot: I'll catch him.
Bart falls into a nearby bush.
Grampa: You stink, La Boot!
Joe La Boot: No, I don't. Google my stats!