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*'''Homer:''' Save me, Tsisnajini! | *'''Homer:''' Save me, Tsisnajini! | ||
*'''Lisa:''' Mad beast!<br />'''Burns:''' Liberal midget! | *'''Lisa:''' Mad beast!<br />'''Burns:''' Liberal midget! | ||
| − | *'''Rich Texan (after the Rich Texan douses Mr. Burns' head with crude oil):''' Back in | + | *'''Rich Texan (after the Rich Texan douses Mr. Burns' head with crude oil):''' Back in Houston, we call that a "Fort Worth Shampoo"! |
| − | *'''Rich Texan (emerging from the shadows holding a | + | *'''Rich Texan (emerging from the shadows holding a revolver):''' I'll take the gold iffin' ya please!<br />'''Marge:''' How can you take it? We haven't even found it.<br />'''Rich Texan:''' It's right behind the rock on the left. No, your left. '''Texas''' Left, which is your down. ''(Marge holds up the bag)'' I'll take the gold iffin' ya please!<br />'''Burns (emerging from behind a thin stalactite holding a derringer):''' Not so fast, Shady Bird Johnson! I'll take that gold!<br />'''Moe (emerging from the shadows holding a baseball bat):''' Yeah, y'all take the gold and then you'll give it to me if ya know what's good for ya. ''(Burns and the Rich Texan aim their guns at Moe)'' ''(nervous)'' You guys got guns? ''(retreats to the shadows)'' Uh, yeah, me too. ''(makes the sound of cocking a shotgun)'' Huh? Huh?<br />'''Snake:''' Coolest entrance gets the gold! ''(goes down a rope like James Bond)'' I hope it's okay that I brought my son. Today's my day with him. ''(points to Bart)'' Look, Jeremy. There's a boy you can play with.<br />'''Jeremy (to Bart):''' You like Xbox? |
*'''Burns:''' I had to start up from the bottom to get my fortune back. And to get to the bottom, I had to work my way up from Moe's. | *'''Burns:''' I had to start up from the bottom to get my fortune back. And to get to the bottom, I had to work my way up from Moe's. | ||
*'''Rich Texan:''' YEE-HAW! I'm gonna win me a nuclear plant!<br />'''Mr. Burns:''' Dream on, bitch. | *'''Rich Texan:''' YEE-HAW! I'm gonna win me a nuclear plant!<br />'''Mr. Burns:''' Dream on, bitch. | ||
| − | *'''[[Carl Carlson|Carl]] (to Burns):''' Hey barboy, write a | + | *'''[[Carl Carlson|Carl]] (to Burns):''' Hey barboy, write a play where I meet Henry Ford and Captain Kirk! |
*'''Rich Texan:''' YEE-HAW! Moe can't catch a break! 1-2-3-4! Can't catch a break! 1-2-3-4! Can't catch a break! | *'''Rich Texan:''' YEE-HAW! Moe can't catch a break! 1-2-3-4! Can't catch a break! 1-2-3-4! Can't catch a break! | ||
| − | *'''Rich Texan:''' Howdy! What's your business, boy?!<br />'''Burns:''' | + | *'''Rich Texan:''' Howdy! What's your business, boy?!<br />'''Burns:''' Nuclear power. I make money using my brain, not [[oil rig|sticking a pole in the ground and praying for goo]]. |
*'''Rich Texan (after Burns gives him the gold):''' Okay. I'll give you back all your worldly possessions, exceptin' this here nu-clear plant, until you give me a picture of yourself with a smilin' child!<br />'''Burns:''' What the hell could that possibly mean to you?<br />'''Rich Texan:''' I'm obsessive compulsive! ''(firing his pistols)'' Ye-haw! ''(tapping his foot)'' 1-2-3-4! ''(firing his pistols)''Ye-haw! ''(tapping his foot)'' 1-2-3-4! ''(firing his pistols)'' Ye-haw! ''(tapping his foot)'' 1-2-3-4! ''(firing his pistols)'' Ye-haw! ''(tapping his foot)'' 1-2-3-4! | *'''Rich Texan (after Burns gives him the gold):''' Okay. I'll give you back all your worldly possessions, exceptin' this here nu-clear plant, until you give me a picture of yourself with a smilin' child!<br />'''Burns:''' What the hell could that possibly mean to you?<br />'''Rich Texan:''' I'm obsessive compulsive! ''(firing his pistols)'' Ye-haw! ''(tapping his foot)'' 1-2-3-4! ''(firing his pistols)''Ye-haw! ''(tapping his foot)'' 1-2-3-4! ''(firing his pistols)'' Ye-haw! ''(tapping his foot)'' 1-2-3-4! ''(firing his pistols)'' Ye-haw! ''(tapping his foot)'' 1-2-3-4! | ||
*'''Moe (retelling the story of his tragic romance with Edna):''' I was the happiest guy in the world, but fate likes to play a little game called 'Up Yours, Moe.' | *'''Moe (retelling the story of his tragic romance with Edna):''' I was the happiest guy in the world, but fate likes to play a little game called 'Up Yours, Moe.' | ||
*'''Moe:''' Fate gave me an awful dilemma — should I rob the guy or rob him ''and'' kill him? | *'''Moe:''' Fate gave me an awful dilemma — should I rob the guy or rob him ''and'' kill him? | ||
*'''Moe (telling his story):''' I knew that in order to keep Edna, I'd have to get rid of the human garbage otherwise known as "my friends".<br />''(throws out [[Barney Gumble|Barney]], then [[Lenny Leonard|Lenny]] and Carl, then Barney again, then Homer, then gets ready to throw out Barney again)''<br />'''Moe:''' Barney, how do you keep getting back in here?<br />'''Barney:''' I'm a drunk. I don't know nothin' 'bout how I do anything.<br />''(Moe throws Barney out again and then Barney is back in the bar, behind Moe.)'' | *'''Moe (telling his story):''' I knew that in order to keep Edna, I'd have to get rid of the human garbage otherwise known as "my friends".<br />''(throws out [[Barney Gumble|Barney]], then [[Lenny Leonard|Lenny]] and Carl, then Barney again, then Homer, then gets ready to throw out Barney again)''<br />'''Moe:''' Barney, how do you keep getting back in here?<br />'''Barney:''' I'm a drunk. I don't know nothin' 'bout how I do anything.<br />''(Moe throws Barney out again and then Barney is back in the bar, behind Moe.)'' | ||
| − | *'''Moe (to Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl):''' Listen Boozebags! I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up I will out the one of you who is gay! ''(the drunks then run off in a | + | *'''Moe (to Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl):''' Listen Boozebags! I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up I will out the one of you who is gay! ''(the drunks then run off in a flamboyant fashion)'' ''(to Edna)'' Now, where were we? ''(they resume kissing)'' |
| − | *'''Snake:''' I've been robbed! I'll take my revenge on society...by which I mean | + | *'''Snake:''' I've been robbed! I'll take my revenge on society...by which I mean convenience stores! And who would suspect me, Professor Jailbird! |
| − | *'''Moe:''' I didn't want the gold, so I just kept playing our song on the | + | *'''Moe:''' I didn't want the gold, so I just kept playing our song on the jukebox one...<br />'''Burns (reading letter):''' ...one gold coin at a time. ''(looks at jukebox)'' Oh, you poor man. You're about to get poorer. |
| − | *'''Burns (voice over):''' I steamed open the letter using Moe's | + | *'''Burns (voice over):''' I steamed open the letter using Moe's cappuccino machine.<br />'''Moe (in letter):''' If you are reading this, I am dead and I shall tell you the story about my treasure.<br />'''Burns (reading letter):''' Treasure?!<br />'''Lisa (in flashback):''' Treasure?!<br />'''Homer:''' Moe has a cappuccino machine?! |
| − | *'''Professor Snake Jailbird:''' So, I'm excavating this | + | *'''Professor Snake Jailbird:''' So, I'm excavating this Mayan pyramid and I came across these coins and I was all like "Could you be any more pre-Columbian?" |
*'''Burns (voiceover):''' At 5.15 an hour, I knew it would take an eternity to get my fortune back. And Fica wasn't helping! But for once, things went ''my'' way! | *'''Burns (voiceover):''' At 5.15 an hour, I knew it would take an eternity to get my fortune back. And Fica wasn't helping! But for once, things went ''my'' way! | ||
*'''Skinner (after hearing Bart's story/excuse):''' Bart, that story is the biggest load of cra...bappel?!? Making out with Moe?!? (he sees Moe and Edna making out outside his office window) | *'''Skinner (after hearing Bart's story/excuse):''' Bart, that story is the biggest load of cra...bappel?!? Making out with Moe?!? (he sees Moe and Edna making out outside his office window) | ||
*'''Keypad to Safe Room:''' Enter password.<br />'''Burns:''' Dammit I forget.<br />'''Keypad:''' Forgot password? Enter place of birth.<br />'''Burns:''' [[Pangaea]].<br />'''Keypad:''' Correct. Your password has been emailed to you.<br />'''Burns:''' D'oh. | *'''Keypad to Safe Room:''' Enter password.<br />'''Burns:''' Dammit I forget.<br />'''Keypad:''' Forgot password? Enter place of birth.<br />'''Burns:''' [[Pangaea]].<br />'''Keypad:''' Correct. Your password has been emailed to you.<br />'''Burns:''' D'oh. | ||
*'''[[Martin Prince|Martin]] (attached to a kite being flown by Nelson):''' Lab partners don’t treat lab partners like this!<br />'''Nelson:''' Shut up and attract lightning! | *'''[[Martin Prince|Martin]] (attached to a kite being flown by Nelson):''' Lab partners don’t treat lab partners like this!<br />'''Nelson:''' Shut up and attract lightning! | ||
| − | *'''Homer:''' Wait a minute. You're telling Moe's story in Burns' story in your story?<br />'''Lisa:''' Yes, dad. It's like a play inside of a play, like | + | *'''Homer:''' Wait a minute. You're telling Moe's story in Burns' story in your story?<br />'''Lisa:''' Yes, dad. It's like a play inside of a play, like Hamlet. ''(Homer looks at her puzzled)'' Fine, it's like you watching a home movie of you watching [[TV]].<br />'''Homer (understanding):''' Oh yeah. |
*'''Homer:''' (after falling down the hole in the cave) I'm stuck, and I have to pee! (A few seconds later) Now I'm just stuck. | *'''Homer:''' (after falling down the hole in the cave) I'm stuck, and I have to pee! (A few seconds later) Now I'm just stuck. | ||
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Revision as of 00:22, April 20, 2010
Quotes
- Homer: Our god made their god.
- Homer: Save me, Tsisnajini!
- Lisa: Mad beast!
Burns: Liberal midget! - Rich Texan (after the Rich Texan douses Mr. Burns' head with crude oil): Back in Houston, we call that a "Fort Worth Shampoo"!
- Rich Texan (emerging from the shadows holding a revolver): I'll take the gold iffin' ya please!
Marge: How can you take it? We haven't even found it.
Rich Texan: It's right behind the rock on the left. No, your left. Texas Left, which is your down. (Marge holds up the bag) I'll take the gold iffin' ya please!
Burns (emerging from behind a thin stalactite holding a derringer): Not so fast, Shady Bird Johnson! I'll take that gold!
Moe (emerging from the shadows holding a baseball bat): Yeah, y'all take the gold and then you'll give it to me if ya know what's good for ya. (Burns and the Rich Texan aim their guns at Moe) (nervous) You guys got guns? (retreats to the shadows) Uh, yeah, me too. (makes the sound of cocking a shotgun) Huh? Huh?
Snake: Coolest entrance gets the gold! (goes down a rope like James Bond) I hope it's okay that I brought my son. Today's my day with him. (points to Bart) Look, Jeremy. There's a boy you can play with.
Jeremy (to Bart): You like Xbox? - Burns: I had to start up from the bottom to get my fortune back. And to get to the bottom, I had to work my way up from Moe's.
- Rich Texan: YEE-HAW! I'm gonna win me a nuclear plant!
Mr. Burns: Dream on, bitch. - Carl (to Burns): Hey barboy, write a play where I meet Henry Ford and Captain Kirk!
- Rich Texan: YEE-HAW! Moe can't catch a break! 1-2-3-4! Can't catch a break! 1-2-3-4! Can't catch a break!
- Rich Texan: Howdy! What's your business, boy?!
Burns: Nuclear power. I make money using my brain, not sticking a pole in the ground and praying for goo. - Rich Texan (after Burns gives him the gold): Okay. I'll give you back all your worldly possessions, exceptin' this here nu-clear plant, until you give me a picture of yourself with a smilin' child!
Burns: What the hell could that possibly mean to you?
Rich Texan: I'm obsessive compulsive! (firing his pistols) Ye-haw! (tapping his foot) 1-2-3-4! (firing his pistols)Ye-haw! (tapping his foot) 1-2-3-4! (firing his pistols) Ye-haw! (tapping his foot) 1-2-3-4! (firing his pistols) Ye-haw! (tapping his foot) 1-2-3-4! - Moe (retelling the story of his tragic romance with Edna): I was the happiest guy in the world, but fate likes to play a little game called 'Up Yours, Moe.'
- Moe: Fate gave me an awful dilemma — should I rob the guy or rob him and kill him?
- Moe (telling his story): I knew that in order to keep Edna, I'd have to get rid of the human garbage otherwise known as "my friends".
(throws out Barney, then Lenny and Carl, then Barney again, then Homer, then gets ready to throw out Barney again)
Moe: Barney, how do you keep getting back in here?
Barney: I'm a drunk. I don't know nothin' 'bout how I do anything.
(Moe throws Barney out again and then Barney is back in the bar, behind Moe.) - Moe (to Homer, Barney, Lenny and Carl): Listen Boozebags! I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up I will out the one of you who is gay! (the drunks then run off in a flamboyant fashion) (to Edna) Now, where were we? (they resume kissing)
- Snake: I've been robbed! I'll take my revenge on society...by which I mean convenience stores! And who would suspect me, Professor Jailbird!
- Moe: I didn't want the gold, so I just kept playing our song on the jukebox one...
Burns (reading letter): ...one gold coin at a time. (looks at jukebox) Oh, you poor man. You're about to get poorer. - Burns (voice over): I steamed open the letter using Moe's cappuccino machine.
Moe (in letter): If you are reading this, I am dead and I shall tell you the story about my treasure.
Burns (reading letter): Treasure?!
Lisa (in flashback): Treasure?!
Homer: Moe has a cappuccino machine?! - Professor Snake Jailbird: So, I'm excavating this Mayan pyramid and I came across these coins and I was all like "Could you be any more pre-Columbian?"
- Burns (voiceover): At 5.15 an hour, I knew it would take an eternity to get my fortune back. And Fica wasn't helping! But for once, things went my way!
- Skinner (after hearing Bart's story/excuse): Bart, that story is the biggest load of cra...bappel?!? Making out with Moe?!? (he sees Moe and Edna making out outside his office window)
- Keypad to Safe Room: Enter password.
Burns: Dammit I forget.
Keypad: Forgot password? Enter place of birth.
Burns: Pangaea.
Keypad: Correct. Your password has been emailed to you.
Burns: D'oh. - Martin (attached to a kite being flown by Nelson): Lab partners don’t treat lab partners like this!
Nelson: Shut up and attract lightning! - Homer: Wait a minute. You're telling Moe's story in Burns' story in your story?
Lisa: Yes, dad. It's like a play inside of a play, like Hamlet. (Homer looks at her puzzled) Fine, it's like you watching a home movie of you watching TV.
Homer (understanding): Oh yeah. - Homer: (after falling down the hole in the cave) I'm stuck, and I have to pee! (A few seconds later) Now I'm just stuck.
