Difference between revisions of "Lisa the Tree Hugger/Quotes"
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| − | + | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': The eco-radical group, "Dirt First," staged a daring protest today at [[Krusty Burger]]. [[Krusty the Clown]] has issued the following statement: "This I don't need." The group is led by teenage activist, [[Jesse Grass]], the dreadlock dreamboat who's birkenstock is on the rise! | |
| − | [[Kent Brockman]]: The eco-radical group, "Dirt First," staged a daring protest today at [[Krusty Burger]]. [[Krusty the Clown]] has issued the following statement: "This I don't need." The group is led by teenage activist, [[Jesse Grass]], the dreadlock dreamboat who's birkenstock is on the rise! | + | ---- |
| − | + | :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Boring! Ah, the Luftwaffe - the Washington Generals of the History Channel. | |
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| − | [[Homer Simpson|Homer]]: Boring! Ah, the Luftwaffe - the Washington Generals of the History Channel. | + | :'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]''': Mom, dad, there's something I have to do. You're not gonna like it, but I really believe it's the right thing. |
| − | + | :'''Homer''': [[Marge Simpson|Marge]], she's gonna narc on our stash. | |
| − | + | :'''Marge''': You don't have a stash. | |
| − | [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]: Mom, dad, there's something I have to do. You're not gonna like it, but I really believe it's the right thing. | + | :'''Homer''': No, of...course...not. |
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| − | Homer: [[Marge Simpson|Marge]], she's gonna narc on our stash. | + | :'''Marge''': Here's a headline for Jay: ketchup truck hits hamburger stand! ''(laughs)'' |
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| − | Homer: No, of...course...not. | ||
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| − | Marge: Here's a headline for Jay: ketchup truck hits hamburger stand! ''(laughs)'' | ||
''[We see headline; it says "Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand - Six Dead"]'' | ''[We see headline; it says "Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand - Six Dead"]'' | ||
{{Season 12 Q}} | {{Season 12 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 05:40, August 22, 2010
- Kent Brockman: The eco-radical group, "Dirt First," staged a daring protest today at Krusty Burger. Krusty the Clown has issued the following statement: "This I don't need." The group is led by teenage activist, Jesse Grass, the dreadlock dreamboat who's birkenstock is on the rise!
- Homer: Boring! Ah, the Luftwaffe - the Washington Generals of the History Channel.
- Lisa: Mom, dad, there's something I have to do. You're not gonna like it, but I really believe it's the right thing.
- Homer: Marge, she's gonna narc on our stash.
- Marge: You don't have a stash.
- Homer: No, of...course...not.
- Marge: Here's a headline for Jay: ketchup truck hits hamburger stand! (laughs)
[We see headline; it says "Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand - Six Dead"]
