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{{TB|Honey, that's hereditary. You inherited that from Daddy because of all the sacred steak I eat.}}
 
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{{TB|Ugh, and you won't stop talking about it either.}}
 
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Siddmartha Sing Her Feelings|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make King Gautama Provide Backup Vocals|4 hours|[[Gautama Palace]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Tower of Science]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Springfield University]], [[University of Heidelberg]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[King Gautama]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Prince Gautama Hate Every Second of It|4 hours|[[Gautama Palace]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Tower of Science]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Springfield University]], [[University of Heidelberg]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Prince Gautama]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Siddmartha Sing Her Feelings|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make King Gautama Provide Backup Vocals|4 hours|[[Gautama Palace]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Tower of Science]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Springfield University]], [[University of Heidelberg]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[King Gautama]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Prince Gautama Hate Every Second of It|4 hours|[[Gautama Palace]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Tower of Science]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Springfield University]], [[University of Heidelberg]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Prince Gautama]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|…AND SO I JOURNEYED ABROAD WITH MY TRUSTED ADVISOR.}}
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{{TB|...AND SO I JOURNEYED ABROAD WITH MY TRUSTED ADVISOR.}}
 
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{{TB|I TOLD HER PARENTS SHE'D DIE IF I DIDN'T ADVISE HER!}}
 
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{{TB|MAYBE STOP BEING SUCH A SPAZ?}}
 
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{{TB|ENLIGHTENMENT IS NOT SO EASY, QUESTING FOR IT MAKES YOU QUEASY…}}
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{{TB|{{*}}slowing down{{*}} THEN I SHOULD FIND A PLACE THAT'S ONLY FOR ME…}}
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{{TB|{{*}}slowing down{{*}} THEN I SHOULD FIND A PLACE THAT'S ONLY FOR ME...}}
 
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{{TB|I THINK I'LL SPEND SOME TIME AT THE BODHI TREE…}}
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{{TB|THAT'S AN INTERESTING STRATEGY, BUT I'M AFRAID OF A CAVE-IN.}}
 
{{TB|THAT'S AN INTERESTING STRATEGY, BUT I'M AFRAID OF A CAVE-IN.}}
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{{TB|I'VE SPENT THIS TIME AT THE TREE, YET I AM WORSE SOMEHOW…}}
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{{TB|IF I CAN'T FIND MY WAY, I THINK I'LL HAVE TO SAY CIAO…}}
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{{TB|AND HEAD BACK HOME WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS RIGHT NOW…}}
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{{TB|ONE FINAL CHANCE TO FIND SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME—}}
 
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{{TB|YOU'VE FILLED THIS HOLE INSIDE MY HEART, NOTHING CAN TEAR OUR LOVE APART.}}
 
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Latest revision as of 11:25, June 15, 2025


The Broad Way
Tapped Out Siddmartha Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Springfield Enlightened
Required characters: Siddmartha
Optional characters: King Gautama, Prince Gautama, Marquess Milhouse, Queen Gautama, Advisor Frink, Crazy Cat Lady
Internal name(s): TheBroadWay
ID(s): 245023 - 245027


The Broad Way is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Enlightened content update. It requires Siddmartha to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark
Siddmartha - Sad I thought coming to Springfield would fill this hole in my heart. But it's still there.
King Gautama Honey, that's hereditary. You inherited that from Daddy because of all the sacred steak I eat.
Siddmartha That's...not how genes work, and besides I'm a vegetarian!
King Gautama - Annoyed Ugh, and you won't stop talking about it either.
Prince Gautama Sidd, the last time you had an existential crisis you broke into song and dance.
Siddmartha You want me to sing my problems away again?
Prince Gautama Not in the slightest, but if it gets you to stop whining then I'll put up with one Broadway number.
Siddmartha - Singing Happy *breaks into song* WHAT'S THIS FEELING I FEEL? IT STABS ME THROUGH THE HEART. WHAT'S THIS EMPTINESS THAT'S TEARING ME APART?!
Prince Gautama - Annoyed Ugh, maybe it's the same thing that's stabbing me in the ears.
Task: "Make Siddmartha Sing Her Feelings". The job takes 4 hours.
If King Gautama is owned: Task: "Make King Gautama Provide Backup Vocals". The job takes place at Gautama Palace, Kathmandu U, Tower of Science, Frink's Lab, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Prince Gautama is owned: Task: "Make Prince Gautama Hate Every Second of It". The job takes place at Gautama Palace, Kathmandu U, Tower of Science, Frink's Lab, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Siddmartha - Singing Happy ...AND SO I JOURNEYED ABROAD WITH MY TRUSTED ADVISOR.
Advisor Frink - Singing I TOLD HER PARENTS SHE'D DIE IF I DIDN'T ADVISE HER!
Siddmartha - Singing Happy I'M ALIVE AS YOU CAN SEE, STEP ONE DIDN'T DEFEAT ME, NOW STEP TWO IS FINDING OUT WHAT WILL COMPLETE ME!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark
Siddmartha - Singing Angry I THOUGHT I'D FIND BLISS IF I BROUGHT ZEN TO THE MASSES, BUT THE PEOPLE OF SPRINGFIELD JUST WON'T GET OFF THEIR—
Queen Gautama - Worried Butts! She was gonna say butts.
Siddmartha - Singing Sad I'M FEELING SMOTHERED BY MY MOTHER, ENDLESS INSULTS FROM MY BROTHER, AND THE MARQUESS WON'T STOP HITTING ON ME!
Marquess Milhouse - Singing Smarmy CARE FOR TEA?
Task: "Make Siddmartha Run From Everyone She Knows". The job takes 4 hours.
If Marquess Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Marquess Milhouse Chase Siddmartha". The job takes 4 hours.
If Queen Gautama is owned: Task: "Make Queen Gautama Helicopter Mother Siddmartha". The job takes 4 hours.
Rachel Jordan - Happy Time for the chorus!
Lenny and Carl - Singing SPRINGFIELD!
Grampa and Rita LaFleur - Singing Happy SPRINGFIELD!
Moe - Singing IT'S THE PLACE THAT YOU GO, WHEN YOU'RE FEELING LOW!
Homer and Dr. Hibbert - Singing SPRINGFIELD!
Bart and Ralph - Singing SPRINGFIELD!
Siddmartha - Singing Angry THEY'RE NOT ENLIGHTENED, LACKING WISDOM, INNER PEACE IS A JOKE.
Wiggum - Singing OKAY WE MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST, BUT WE'RE GOOD SIMPLE FOLK.
Barney - Drunk *belches*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark
Siddmartha - Singing Worried ADVISOR FRINK WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Advisor Frink - Singing BE MORE SPECIFIC, WHY SO BLUE?
Siddmartha - Singing Worried I JUST CAN'T FIND MY OWN PIZZAZZ.
Advisor Frink - Singing Annoyed MAYBE STOP BEING SUCH A SPAZ?
Siddmartha and Advisor Frink - Singing Happy ENLIGHTENMENT IS NOT SO EASY, QUESTING FOR IT MAKES YOU QUEASY...
Siddmartha - Singing Sad *slowing down* THEN I SHOULD FIND A PLACE THAT'S ONLY FOR ME...
Siddmartha - Singing Sad I THINK I'LL SPEND SOME TIME AT THE BODHI TREE...
Advisor Frink - Singing OR...YOU COULD CRAWL INTO A HOLE TO BE YOUR TEMPORARY HAVEN.
Siddmartha - Singing Confused THAT'S AN INTERESTING STRATEGY, BUT I'M AFRAID OF A CAVE-IN.
Advisor Frink - Singing Surprised WELL I'M ALL OUT OF IDEAS AND SO I'LL JUST BLURT "GOOD GLAVIN"!
Queen Gautama - Singing Angry HONEY DEAR I MUST PROTEST, DON'T RUN AWAY, STOP MISBEHAVIN'!
King Gautama - Singing Happy OOH, BURRITO. SWEET AND SOUR. FILLED WITH PASTA. WHAT A CRAVIN'!
Prince Gautama - Singing Happy LITTLE SISTER, HAVE I MENTIONED THAT YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD UNSHAVEN?
Siddmartha - Singing Sad *sigh* OH PLEASE. "NEVERMORE!" QUOTH THE RAVEN.
Task: "Make Siddmartha Meditate at the Bodhi Tree". The job takes place at the Bodhi Tree, Sarsaparilla Tree, Waterslide Tree, Old Tree Spirit, Trees, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Advisor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Advisor Frink Demand a Higher Fee". The job takes the Tower of Science or a Visitable Home.
If Prince Gautama is owned: Task: "Make Prince Gautama Taunt His Sister". The job takes place at the Bodhi Tree, Sarsaparilla Tree, Waterslide Tree, Old Tree Spirit, Trees, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Queen Gautama is owned: Task: "Make Queen Gautama Enroll Siddmartha in Therapy". The job takes place at Monroe Family Therapy Center, Walk-In Therapy Stand, Gautama Palace, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If King Gautama is owned: Task: "Make King Gautama Eat a Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burrito". The job takes place at General Chang's Taco Italiano, a Krusty Burger, the Tower of Science, Gautama Palace, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark
Siddmartha - Singing Sad I'VE SPENT THIS TIME AT THE TREE, YET I AM WORSE SOMEHOW...
Siddmartha - Singing Sad IF I CAN'T FIND MY WAY, I THINK I'LL HAVE TO SAY CIAO...
Siddmartha - Singing Sad AND HEAD BACK HOME WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS RIGHT NOW...
Siddmartha - Singing Sad ONE FINAL CHANCE TO FIND SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME—
Cat Meow?
Siddmartha - Happy *gasp* Ohhhhh my god oh my god oh my god, kitty so cuuuuuuute!
Task: "Make Siddmartha Lose It Over the Cute Cat". The job takes 4 hours.
Siddmartha - Happy Oh, where did you come from you little cutie patootie. You don't have an owner, right? And that means you're all mine, right? And no one is gonna take you away from me?
Crazy Cat Lady - Surprised Aaiiiirriigharrr!
Siddmartha - Surprised Ah! Miss Kitty Fantastico, run!
Cat - Angry *hiss* Raaarr!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark
Siddmartha - Singing Worried KITTY, I THINK WE LOST HER, SHE HASN'T FOLLOWED US THIS FAR.
Siddmartha - Singing Happy AND SO IT SEEMS YOU'RE MINE TO KEEP, MY ALL-NEW FURRY LITTLE STAR.
Siddmartha - Singing Happy YOU'VE FILLED THIS HOLE INSIDE MY HEART, NOTHING CAN TEAR OUR LOVE APART.
Siddmartha - Singing Worried UNLESS...WHAT WAS THAT SOUND...NO IT COULDN'T BE...
Crazy Cat Lady - Surprised AAIIRRIGHAIGJII-ART!
Task: "Make Siddmartha Try to Escape". The job takes place at the Crazy Cat House, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Crazy Cat Lady is owned: Task: "Make Crazy Cat Lady Chase Siddmartha". The job takes 4 hours.
Siddmartha - Singing Sad OKAY, I GIVE UP, I'LL GIVE YOUR KITTY BACK TO YOU.
Siddmartha - Singing Sad BUT PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER, SHE LIKES LIVER STEW.
Siddmartha - Singing Sad ONE FINAL HUG, ONE LAST HURRAH, COME CLOSE MY KITTY, HOLD ME TRUE.
Crazy Cat Lady - Surprised OH MY GOSH, JUST KEEP THE CAT, THIS GUSHING MAKES ME WANT TO SPEW.
Crazy Cat Lady I mean... Aaaaiiriraiarue!
Siddmartha - Surprised *gasp*
Siddmartha - Singing Happy KITTY! KITTY! IT'S YOU AND ME, TOGETHER WE'RE FREE!
Cat - Singing Happy MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the Broadway district of Los Angeles, which is known for its musicals.


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