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'''Smithers: '''"Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine!" | '''Smithers: '''"Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine!" | ||
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| + | :''Las Vegas. Tom Jones has finished a concert when he is met backstage by Smithers.'' | ||
| + | :'''Smithers''': My boss has requested your appearance. | ||
| + | :''Smithers opens first briefcase, it is full of cash.'' | ||
| + | :'''Tom Jones''': I do not do private parties. | ||
| + | :'''Smithers''': Then maybe you will respond to what is in this briefcase. | ||
| + | :''Smithers opens second briefcase, which releases knockout gas which renders Tom Jones unconscious.'' | ||
| + | :'''Smithers'''{laughing}: Sweet dreams, Mr. Jones. | ||
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Revision as of 07:50, June 24, 2010
Smithers: "This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say 'abibu gazini.'"
Marge: "What?"
Smithers:" 'Welcome aboard.' I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours."
Marge: Last week, some Jeohvah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.
Lisa: "You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie."
Homer: "What'd they do?"
Lisa: "They discovered radium! Then they both died of radiation poisoning."
Mr. Burns: "I want you to show this woman the time of her life."
Homer: "Gotcha! Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!"
Marge: "What do I do?"
Smithers: "Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine!"
- Las Vegas. Tom Jones has finished a concert when he is met backstage by Smithers.
- Smithers: My boss has requested your appearance.
- Smithers opens first briefcase, it is full of cash.
- Tom Jones: I do not do private parties.
- Smithers: Then maybe you will respond to what is in this briefcase.
- Smithers opens second briefcase, which releases knockout gas which renders Tom Jones unconscious.
- Smithers{laughing}: Sweet dreams, Mr. Jones.
