Difference between revisions of "Marge Gets a Job/Quotes"
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Marge: Last week, some Jeohvah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade. | Marge: Last week, some Jeohvah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade. | ||
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| − | + | [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]: You'll be just like [http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie Curie Marie] and [http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre Curie Pierre Curie] | |
| − | [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]: You'll be just like [http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie Curie Marie] and [http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre Curie Pierre Curie] | ||
[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]: What'd they do? | [[Homer Simpson|Homer]]: What'd they do? | ||
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[[Mr. Burns]]: I want you to show this woman the time of her life. | [[Mr. Burns]]: I want you to show this woman the time of her life. | ||
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Marge: What do I do? | Marge: What do I do? | ||
Smithers: Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine! | Smithers: Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine! | ||
Revision as of 01:36, March 10, 2010
Marge: What?
Smithers: Welcome aboard. I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours.
Marge: Last week, some Jeohvah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.
Lisa: You'll be just like Curie Marie and Curie Pierre Curie
Homer: What'd they do?
Lisa: They discovered radium! Then they both died of radiation poisoning.
Mr. Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
Homer: Gotcha! Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!
Marge: What do I do?
Smithers: Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine!
