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Revision as of 17:32, September 1, 2024
The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.
| Airdate
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Picture
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Gag
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| July 27, 2007
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I will not illegally download this movie
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| #
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Image
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Gag
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Episode
|
Code
|
| 421
|
No Gag
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No Gag
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"Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes"
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KABF17
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| 422
|
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Teacher's diet is working
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"Lost Verizon"
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KABF15
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| 423
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There is no such month as Rocktober
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"Double, Double, Boy in Trouble"
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KABF14
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| 424
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Treehouse of Horror XIX"
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KABF16
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| 425
|
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I did not see teacher siphoning gas
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"Dangerous Curves"
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KABF18
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| 426
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
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"Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
|
KABF19
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| 427
|
|
Prosperity is just around the corner
Additionally, during the couch gag: I will not bring the chalkboard home
(The chalkboard Bart is writing on has taken the place of the couch in the Simpsons' living room)
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"MyPods and Boomsticks"
|
KABF20
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| 428
|
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Jesus is not mad His birthday is on Christmas
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"The Burns and the Bees"
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KABF21
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| 429
|
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I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard
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"Lisa the Drama Queen"
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KABF22
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| 430
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HDTV is worth every cent
(This was the first episode to air in HD.)
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"Take My Life, Please"
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LABF01
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| 431
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"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school
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"How the Test Was Won"
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LABF02
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| 432
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I will not have fun with educational toys
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"No Loan Again, Naturally"
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LABF03
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| 433
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Gone Maggie Gone"
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LABF04
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| 434
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Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks
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"In the Name of the Grandfather"
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LABF11
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| 435
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My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds
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"Wedding for Disaster"
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LABF05
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| 436
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe"
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LABF06
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| 437
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I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone
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"The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly"
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LABF07
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| 438
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I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy
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"Father Knows Worst"
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LABF08
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| 439
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"
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LABF10
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| 440
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No Gag
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No Gag
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"Four Great Women and a Manicure"
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LABF09
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| 441
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It's 'Facebook', not 'Assbook'
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"Coming to Homerica"
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LABF12
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Season 23
Season 33
Season 34
Season 35
Season 36
Disney+ Specials
Comics
| #
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Release date
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Picture
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Gag
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Comic story
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| 1
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April 4, 1991
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I will not read this magazine in class
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N/A (front cover)
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| 6
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Summer 1992
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I will never get anywhere by drawing crude cartoons
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Dial "M" for Moe
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| 8
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Winter 1992
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The armpit is not a musical instrument
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Return to Slander
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Books
Products
| #
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Release date
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Picture
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Gag
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Product
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Underwear should be worn on the inside
Mud is not one of the four food groups
I will not eat things for money
Funny noises are not funny
I will not sell school property
I will not charge admission to the bathroom
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Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock
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Adverts
| Picture
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Gag
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Advert
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I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.
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Sky 1 400th episode ad
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Calendar
Trading cards
| #
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Picture
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Gag
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| 1
|
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Biting is unsanitary and rude
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| 2
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I will not belch the national anthem
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| 3
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I will not encourage others to fly
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| 4
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Giving people wedgies is not clever
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| 5
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I will not do anything bad ever again
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| 6
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I will not drive the principal's car
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| 7
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I will spend my time productively
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| 8
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Tar is not a plaything
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| 9
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I will not lie, cheat, or spit
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| 10
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I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom
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| 11
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I will not add to our nation's problems
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| 12
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Krusty the Clown is not God
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| 13
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Hamsters do not eat onion rings
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| 14
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I will not trade pants with others
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| 15
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I will not do that thing with my tongue
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| 16
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I will not undermine traditional American values
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| 17
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Cursing is a crutch
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| 18
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I am not a 32 year old woman
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| 19
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I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
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| 20
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I will not sell school property
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| 21
|
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I will not get very far with this attitude
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| 22
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I will not overestimate my own popularity
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Video games/Applications
| Picture
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Gag
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Video game/Application
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Note
|
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I am not a 32 year old woman
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The Simpsons: Bart's House of Weirdness
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Reused from the episode "Dead Putting Society".
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I will not call my teacher hot cakes
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Reused from the episode "Homer's Night Out".
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I will not skateboard in the halls
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Reused from the episode "Homer's Odyssey".
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Tar is not a plaything
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Reused from the episode "Simpson and Delilah".
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I will not burp in class.
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The Simpsons Screen Saver
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At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".
Reused from the episode "There's No Disgrace Like Home".
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This is not a clue... or is it?
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The Simpsons Road Rage
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Reused from the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)".
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Other
Table Reading Room
| Picture
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Gag
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Note
|
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I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads
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It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.
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