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− | '''''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' Level 42 content update''' is the '''fifty-fourth content update''' for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' and was released on June 18, [[2014]]. It included [[Roger Meyers, Jr.]], [[Chester J. Lampwick]], Itchy and Scratchy Studios, and the Itchy and Scratchy Billboard, plus the Friendship Points level 9 prize KBBL Studios. | + | |
| + | '''''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' Level 42 content update''' is the fifty-fourth content update for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was released on June 18, [[2014]] It introduced [[Roger Myers Jr.]] and [[Lampwick]] as new characters. It also added a new [[Friend Points]] prize, [[KBBL Radio]]. |
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| == Level Up Message == | | == Level Up Message == |
− | The level-up message is presented by [[Ralph]] | + | The level-up message is spoken by [[Ralph]]. |
| {{Tapped Out LUM|42}} | | {{Tapped Out LUM|42}} |
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| {{TH|Image}} | | {{TH|Image}} |
| {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
− | {{TH|Unlock message}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| + | {{TH|Unlock image}} |
| {{TH|Notes}} | | {{TH|Notes}} |
− | {{TBT|[[File:Roger Meyers, Jr..png|150px]]}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Roger Meyers, Jr..png|100px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[Roger Meyers, Jr.|Roger Myers Jr.]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Roger Myers Jr.]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr New Character.png|350px]]}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|280000}}}} |
− | {{TB|Incorrectly called Roger Myers Jr..}} | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr New Character.png|300px]]}} |
− | {{TBT|[[File:Chester-J-Lampwick.png|150px]]}}
| + | {{TB|Requires Level 42.<br>Unlocks in Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1.<br>Unlocks with Itchy & Scratchy Studio.}} |
− | {{TB|[[Chester J. Lampwick|Lampwick]]}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Chester-J-Lampwick.png|100px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Lampwick New Character.png|350px]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Lampwick]]}} |
− | {{TB|}} | |
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− | == Decorations ==
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|Image|width=150px}}
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− | {{TH|Name}}
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− | {{TH|Costs}}
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− | {{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}}
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− | {{TH|Level required}}
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− | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Itchy & Scratchy Billboard.png|100px]]}}
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− | {{TB|Itchy & Scratchy Billboard}}
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− | {{TB|{{Donut|40}}}}
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− | {{TB|None}}
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− | {{TB|}}
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− | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Rocket Car.png|100px]]}} | |
− | {{TB|[[Rocket Car]]}} | |
| {{TB|{{Donut|120}}}} | | {{TB|{{Donut|120}}}} |
− | {{TB|Chester Lampick}} | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Lampwick New Character.png|300px]]}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 42.<br>Unlocks with Rocket Car.}} |
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| == Buildings == | | == Buildings == |
| {{Table| | | {{Table| |
− | {{TH|Image|width=150px}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=250px}} |
| {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
− | {{TH|Building time}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
− | {{TH|Costs}} | + | {{TH|Build time}} |
− | {{TH|Character Unlocked}} | + | {{TH|Task}} |
− | {{TH|Level required}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out I&S Studio.png|150px]]}} | | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out I&S Studio.png|150px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[Itchy & Scratchy Studios]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Itchy & Scratchy Studio]]}} |
| + | {{TB|{{Cash|280000}}}} |
| {{TB|24h}} | | {{TB|24h}} |
− | {{TB|{{Cash|280000}}}} | + | {{TB|Desensitizing Children to Violence}} |
− | {{TB|[[Roger Meyers, Jr.]]}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 42.<br>Unlocks in Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1.<br>Unlocks Roger Myers Jr.}} |
− | {{TB|Level 42}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out KBBL Studios.png|120px]]}} |
− | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out KBBL Studios.png|150px]]}} | + | {{TB|[[KBBL Radio]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[KBBL radio|KBBL Studios]]}} | |
− | {{TB|}}
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| {{TB|{{FP|4500}}}} | | {{TB|{{FP|4500}}}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|24h}} |
− | {{TB|Friendship Level 9}} | + | {{TB|Broadcasting}} |
| + | {{TB|Requires [[Friend Points|Friendship Level 9]].}} |
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Mansion of Solid Gold Tapped Out.png|150px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|[[Mansion of Solid Gold]]}} |
| + | {{TB|{{Donut|250}}}} |
| + | {{TB|6s}} |
| + | {{TB|Gold Panning in the Bathtub}} |
| + | {{TB|Requires [[#Gil's offer|Gil's offer]].}} |
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− | == Gameplay == | + | == Decorations == |
− | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1 ===
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| {{Table| | | {{Table| |
− | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=300px}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
− | {{TB|I miss the old Springfield.}}
| + | {{TH|Cost}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
− | {{TB|Where's the black market Vicodin? Where's the underground kangaroo fight club? I need my 'roo fights!}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Itchy & Scratchy Billboard.png|120px]]}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | + | {{TB|[[Itchy & Scratchy Billboard]]}} |
− | {{TB|Sure. I'm making lots of money. But that gets boring without morally reprehensible things to spend it on.}}
| + | {{TB|{{Donut|40}}}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Requires Level 42.}} |
− | {{TB|Krusty, if you're jaded about being rich, there's only one solution to your spirtual crisis -- get even richer.}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Rocket Car.png|150px]]}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
| + | {{TB|[[Rocket Car]]}} |
− | {{TB|Yeah, than I can buy a private island. And attach rockets to it, and blast it into space. Ah, Space Island.}}
| + | {{TB|{{Donut|120}}}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Requires Level 42.<br>Unlocks Lampwick.}} |
− | {{TB|What you need is to start making new Itchy & Scratchys.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But we've already got hundreds of them. and the characters don't change or age. What innovative stories could any writer wring out of those characters?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|From what I can tell, none.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But it doesn't matter. No one needs to watch the new episodes}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|They just need to know they're being made and rember the old ones fondly... and voila, the brand is still relevant!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Then you can start merchandising t-shirts and action figures, slot marchines and beer... maybe even develop a freemium game!}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Would the game have to be good?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Not at all. Just rebuild Itchy & Scratchy Studios. I promise you'll be slupring up cash pronto from that sweet IP!}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Itchy & Scratchy Studio". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Look out, ennui. You're about to get punched with a money fist.}}
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− | Due to a glitch rectified in the {{TOCU|Level 43}} content update, the quote, "Look out, ennui. You're about to get punched with a money fist." appeared randomly upon startup of the game.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/tappedout/comments/2baota/krustys_money_fist/ Reddit - Tapped Out - Krusty's Money Fist]</ref>
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− | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Krusty, if it isn't my favorite talking ulcer. What is it that you want from me?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hey, hey, Roger. I just pulled you from oblivion. You ought to be kissing my foot acne in gratitude.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I ain't kissing your facne for nothing! You still owe me for the Picasso you destroyed!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB| When I drunkenly broke into your house and got cold? What was I supposed to start a fire with... a Monet!?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm not breathing in fumes from some crappy Impressionist!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Fellas, let's put aside this fighting, and focus on our common goal -- being rich enough to feel superior to others.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB| We have a simple request, Roger.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Get your staff at I & S to develop a new batch of beloved cartoons we can turn into shoddy, sweatshop merchandise.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Remember, not just loved, BE-loved.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|We can do that. I have the smartest, hardest working, most talented writers since... [JOKE TO COME].}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Shout at the Writers". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 3 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, Roger, I've given you and your staff 12 hours, give or take the use of donuts.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That should be more than enough time for them to come up with a billion dollar franchise.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm sorry, Krusty. I went into the studio, and found everyone who worked for me is gone. And by gone, I mean is now a skeleton.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|There's a lesson here: if you chain your writers to their chairs, make sure those chairs are within arms' reach of the breakroom.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Wait. Then what have you been doing all this time?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Caught up with my email. Your inbox really fills up when you haven't been in existence for a while.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, even more money! You were going to heal me! Now how will I ever end the numbness I feel for life?}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 3" which is to "Make Krusty Be a Sad Clown". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The worst problems in the world are the ones that affect me.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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− | {{TB|A sad clown? How very original.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Originality is not my specialty.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Besides, I'm not sad for me. I'm sad for the millions of viewers who'll never get to see new episodes of Itchy and Scratchy.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I guess you haven't seen Deadline Springfield.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What is that -- the Internet? People aren't still doing the Internet, are they?}}
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− | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hey Roger Liars, which I say since Liars rhymes with your last name Myers. What's this I just read on Deadline Springfield?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Look whose tears have dried. My good pal--}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Don't you "good pal" me! You're gonna make millions showing Itchy & Scratchy on the World Wide Whatever! And you cut me out of the deal?!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|In our last contract, you never asked for a share of new media sales. It's not my fault we signed that when the internet didn't exist.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You backstabbing son of a backstabber!}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If it's an option in my menu, I will make it my mission to have you stored back in the inventory.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|People don't watch television anymore, Krusty.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|They receive content through smartphones, computers, tablets, and direct-to-brain downloads.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So now some company will pay us handsomely for the opportunity to provide the entire Itchy & Scratchy catalogue via cable and internet doohickeys.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's how to wring the last remaining drops of cash out of an aging cartoon franchise.}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | |
− | {{TB|But you told me IP something something blah blah?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I just said that to trick you into bringing back Roger. Face it, Krusty. You got Blue-Haired Lawyered.}} | |
− | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Negotiate New Media Rights". It takes 10 hours.|colspan=2}} | |
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− | === Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 1 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Stupid Blue-Hairs! This is what I get for trusting those types of people. Always trying to crook away your money.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mr. the Clown, I know I see you all the time, but can I have another autograph?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I keep having to give them away to bullies so they don't steal my retainer.}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Scram, you worthless blue-haired kid. And don't you even think of putting your toe into a Krusty Burger.}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | |
− | {{TB|You're banned! All Blue-Hairs are banned!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Huh. I never knew bigotry was this emotionally satisfying. I think I finally get the South.}} | |
− | {{THT|The player receives "Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 1" which is to "Make Krusty Block Blue-Hairs from Krusty Burger". It takes 3 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Nothing blocks people from entering a building like juggling.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|This is the perfect revenge. There's no way this act of bigotry doesn't work out great for me.}}
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− | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 5 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Roger, can you please finish signing these contracts?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yes, that's how much you're going to be paid for the streaming rights for Itchy & Scratchy by the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But you can't get anything from the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, until you sign all the contracts.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh* Here, you hold the pen and I'll hold your hand.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 5" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. "Sign" on the Dotted Line". It takes 2 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 6 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Look at all these tech weirdos and inter-dorks here to build the Itchy & Scratchy website.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Finally, I've got a staff to demean and humiliate. What am I supposed to yell at them to do again?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|They're creating an advertising supported web portal.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's basically a Hulu devoted solely to Itchy & Scratchy where all the episodes ever produced can be viewed.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Do whatever the lawyer just said! And do it faster! Or I'll pull out your throats and choke you with your own windpipes!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Make a note of that visual. We could make a whole story out of it for the cat. Or the mouse. Whichever one does the violence.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 6" which is to " Make Roger Myers Jr. Shout at the Web Designers". It takes 10 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I am here to inform you, Krusty, since the start of the I & S web portal for BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, you must cease all displays of Itchy & Scratchy licensed images.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You're pulling Itchy & Scratchy? Please, no one watches my show to see me!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Everyone knows I'm the one holding me back!}}
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− | === Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 2 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|These shifty Blue-Hairs are rotting this city from the inside.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's time we deal with this problem using good old fashioned 20th century methods. Like they use in Arizona.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I've already banned them from Krusty Burger.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Now to use my powerful connections in City Hall to lobby for a Blue-Hair ID program, Blue-Hair-only bathrooms, and eventually Blue-Hair deportation.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm stepping up this discrimination from de facto to de jure.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 2" which is to "Make Krusty Discriminate Against Blue-Haired People". It takes 5 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|There is absolutely no way, erm, I can do what you want, Krusty. It's plainly illegal and immoral.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|When a Quimby won't take your bribe, you know you've crossed a line.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I just want to treat certain people as second-class citizens, based solely on the color of their hair. How can that be wrong?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No politician can win an election if he's associated with hair colorism, even an election he fixed.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But D-Joe, they took Itchy & Scratchy from me.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You have to help me dehumanize these people. It's the only way I can get everyone to stop thinking of them as human!}}
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− | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 7 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Lis, look outside and tell me if the world blew up!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's still here. The world is unlikely to end by explosion though.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The true danger is inattention and neglect as we use up our natural resources. I have seen the asteroid, and it is us.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You're as fun as ever, sis. But now we have a real problem!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Itchy & Scratchy was pulled from Krusty's show! This is going to make wasting time watching TV pointless.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|As the super rich get super richer, the rest of us have to accept the rules they give us. That's how the modern economy works.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|By the way, if you're smart and powerless, it's way cooler to give up and act jaded. I read that in The Economist For Kidz.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|This is unacceptable. What's the point of being kids if we can't fix problems with pluck, spunk, and ...how do we fix this?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, we could round up all the kids in town and write complaint letters to Roger Myers Jr.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|This could be our civil rights movement, but instead of being about freedom from social persecution, it's about freedom to watch TV. Because freedom is now a meaningless word.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Write letters? Would we have to use cursive? This seems too hard. Can't we just email photos of our butts?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Anyone or any spambot can shoot off an email. But people willing to write letters, they're crazy enough to be dangerous.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 7" which is to "Make Kids Write Angry Letters ''(x8)''". It takes 10 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I've gotten so many thoughtful, articulate letters from our passionate fans. Intern, bring me the incinerator!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Dear Leader Mr. Myers, sir, the incinerator broke yesterday, after you tried to burn the printer after another paper jam.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|A printer's job is to print. Not eat up all my paper!}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Read Hate Mail". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Taking the time to personally ignore each fan letter is so fulfilling.}}
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− | === Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3 ===
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mr. the Clown, I know you hate my kind, but can you sign one last autograph? And then initial pages 3, 5, 8, and 9?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|How did you get in here, Blue-Hair?!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh* Never hire a monkey to run your security.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Krusty, this here is a class-action lawsuit for your blatantly discriminatory service policy.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You can't keep people out of Krusty Burger based on the color of their hair.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Only on the content of their character... as evidenced by a lack of shirt and/or shoes.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You can sue someone for being a bigot?! There's no chance I can beat a lawsuit. This town only has one lawyer.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'll be your Perry Mason, Krusto. I got a JD when someone flushed theirs into the sewer.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|This degree is from Dartmouth. I think I'm better off representing myself.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3" which is to "Make Milhouse Take Krusty to Court" and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over Court Session", and "Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Prosecute Krusty ''(only if the player has the Blue-Haired Lawyer)''. It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB| Today I will show this court that Krusty not only discriminated against Blue-Hair-Americans like my client and myself, but also his own father!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|For as this picture shows, Rabbi Hyman Krustofski was born with blue hair!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|DUNT DUNT DUN!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh no, Papa! How I have slandered and disgraced you!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Once again, you've been Blue-Haired Lawyered!}}
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− | {{THT|After the quest is complete.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|My mother was born with yellow hair, my father with blue, and that adds up to me having green hair.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It seems so obvious once I say the chromatic structure out loud.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Krusty, you can hand my client your entire net worth in either bags marked with dollar signs or chests full of coins made of gold.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh Mr. Lawyer, I don't want any money.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|SHUH-WHUT?!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|All I want is for Krusty to go back to showing Itchy & Scratchy.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, I have no legal right to force one private company to work with another private company... but I just can't resist the wish of a child.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB| Blue-Haired Lawyer, get Itchy & Scratchy back on the air!}}
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− | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 9 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Nothing better to do after the completion of a lifetime of work than proclaim some exposition.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The Itchy & Scratchy website is ready to launch. I can finally relax.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Think I'll treat myself by making my clothes stink of tobacco.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 9" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Relax with a Cigar". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Wait, if all my work is done, who am I going to yell at? There's too much risk of reprisal with waiters and concierges.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I can try yelling at my cigar. Cigar, you better not give me mouth cancer!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh no, this isn't working -- it's just defiantly blowing smoke in my face.}}
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− | }}
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− | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 10 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So it's agreed. I'll get to yell at people to make new Itchy & Scratchy episodes, and Krusty will show them.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's all I ever wanted.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Also, a percentage of that seven hundred and fifty million dollar new media sale would be great.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Krusty, the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, has offered to pay your cable bill for one year.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|They view new episodes airing on your network as the perfect advertising for their website.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Especially since they're all owned by the same media conglomerate.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You make it cable AND internet, and we've got a deal!}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 10" which is to "Make Krusty Get a Piece of the Action" and "Make Roger Myers Jr. Shout at the Animators". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Okay, you scribbling cretins, I want you to shove amazing down my throat like I'm a French goose!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's nice to be home.}}
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− | === Maximum Itchyload ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Welcome to the Itchydome!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB| We are surrounded on all sides by sixteen smartphones, seven tablets, four laptops, two home computers, and five TVs, making...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Thirty-four.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Thirty-four screens blasting Itchy & Scratchy straight at our eyeballs, earholes, and mushified brains.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|People, there is no escape from the entertainment.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|My nose is starting to bleed. Cool!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Now this is how TV shows were meant to be watched.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Maximum Itchyload" which is to "Make Kids Watch Itchy & Scratchy ''(x8)''". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | | |
− | === Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|G. Rover Gripes! Springfied?! How'd I end up back in this piddlepot town?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hey everyone! We've got a new old coot!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's Chester Lampwick, the original creator of Itchy the Lucky mouse in 1919. Which would make him old enough to be...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|...dead?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's what I should be! But somehow I ain't!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|There, there. Why we continue to exist is a mystery to us all.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So drink up! There's no need for answers when you can't remeber the questions.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lampwick Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle" and "Make Homer Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I mean, jeez, who are you? If you're here, who's left to return to Springfield? Señor Ding Dong?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Señor Ding Dong Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You rang, mis amigos?}}
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− | }}
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− | | |
− | === Bindle There, Done That Pt. 2 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|When I last was in Springfield, I had me a legally mandated fortune and fingers on my gloves.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Now I'm just another hobo with a rocket car.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB| If it weren't for this explosion changing all the rules, I'd have walked off into the cush life of a billionaire, dancing the hula in crystal houses with Rockefellers and Araby sheiks.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Did you ever do any of those strange words?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hey, you don't know the direction a night can head in! Possibilities abound!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You returned not just as an impoverished vagabond.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You're an esteemed contributor to the legacy of a great cartoon show—Itchy & Scratchy! And I know how to prove it.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Aw, little girl, it's nice of you to rebuild my solid gold house. Now if you can just put it by the water...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No, better than any material possession. I'll help you experience adoration in the eyes of your young fans.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|We'll have a signing party at our house for all the kids in town!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Alright. But tell your friends to keep their sticky paws off my bindle. I hate a gunky bindle.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 2" which is to "Make Lampwick Sign Autographs" and "Make Children Visit Lampwick ''(x4)''". It takes 10 and 5 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Children of Springfield, meet the silly-named genius Chester Lampwick! The man you didn't know you should admire but should!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Ahem...yes.* Bindle off limits.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB| What's a bindle?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You're holding a phone. Look it up.}}
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− | {{THT|After the task is compelted|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No, the violence is a metaphor! It represents all the different objects that you can stab in people's eyes.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You mollycoddled nollywads don't get the subtlety of my work one drop!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mr. Lampwick, I don't think that's what a metaphor is—}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Pah! Why try to speak to the masses when everyone's a nincompoop.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Being a valued member of a community is worthless.}}
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− | }}
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− | === Bindle There, Done That Pt. 3 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What am I doing back in this place? I know I was never meant to be more than a marginal, one-off, side character.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Had me a story, and dejabbers, it was a good one! Felt like a hero then.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Now I'm just another oddball. Might as well be going up to strangers, shouting "Ooggitty boogitty!"}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ooggitty boogitty! That's it!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I can be something better than a hero. A weirdo who irritates people into getting what he wants.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 3" which is to "Build Krusty Burger" and "Make Lampwick Annoy Staff and Patrons". It takes 2 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
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− | {{TB|May I take your order, Mr. Penniless Vagrant?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yeah, I'll have an ice cold soda, hold the soda, hold the ice, and fill the cup with loose change.}}
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− | {{THT|After the task is compelted|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Here are seven Krusty Burgers, three Meat-Flavored Sandwiches, and two The Cloggers. Take them and go!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Not sure what all this free food is going to do for this abscess in my arm pit, but if that's what you want, young man, that's what I'll do.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Heh heh. Chester J., you sly, silver marmoset. Bless your pus-filled body.}}
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− | }}
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− | === Bindle There, Done That Pt. 4 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Good to see my panhandling tricks are as trusty as ever.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Time to remake the Lampwick fortune the old-fashioned way: taking it from other people.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You shouldn't get money by begging. This is America.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Find a job, go to work, and duck your responsibilities while you collect paychecks you don't deserve, like the rest of us.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You think this is the life I wanted?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If I had my druthers, I'd be an internationally celebrated cartoonist, or I'd live under a tree made of diamonds, whose nuts are smaller diamonds I could sell above market price.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No, I didn't get to choose my fate. I just gotta play the role I was assigned, and make the best of it.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Which means escaping my role and changing my fate!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Soon, this cat will once again be a top dog.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB| So you dream of being the opposite of a hobo. What would that be exactly... an "oboh"?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's not the opposite of hobo, ya crackbrained cretin.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The opposite of a word is that word backwards AND upside down. I'm going to be an "oqoy".}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Wanna know how to pronounce "oqoy"? It's "LAMPWICK!"}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lampwick Rely on the Generosity of Others". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|All that time shaking my hand can, and all I've got is a single, lousy dollar?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The people in this town are the opposite of good! They're "poo6"!}}
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− | }}
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− | | |
− | === Bindle There, Done That Pt. 5 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I can still Vanderbilt my way back to the top. All I need to do is invest this in the hobo's stock market.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|One lotto Scratch-R, my snake-charming friend.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Thank you for the stereotype I am not thankful for.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Would you like a regular Scratch-R or the high-roller Golden Scratch-R, reserved for only the best...of whoever is willing to pay for it?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Give me the fancy one. I've got a feeling that on this day Chester J. can't lose!}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lampwick Buy a Golden Scratch-R". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Donuts?! That's what I get for my buck?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What nob-headed ninnies would want donuts instead of actual money?}}
| |
− | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You should show more respect for the power of the donut. They are the most powerful currency of all.}}
| |
− | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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− | {{TB|They are how you are even here!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Consarnable pastries! If these garbage rings are how I got here, I'd rather have garbage.}}
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− | }}
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− | | |
− | === Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Someone paid good money just to torture me with poverty?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, I know who it must be! Only one soul has ever been so hate-fueled, bile-filled, and vile-stuffed.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That secret Midget Little Vicki!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Little Vicki Valentine, Hollywood's little princess?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The talented star of sixty-one films and TV shows, and countless Broadway plays because the internet won't count them for me?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's the flapper.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|In 1963, I crashed some snooty awards party. All I wanted was a shrimp cocktail. So I get in line for one, right behind Little Vicki.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|As we get to the front, I notice there are only two glasses of shrimp left.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Just as I'm about to get mine, Little Vicki takes them both! Says one's for a friend.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If your friend wants an s-cocktail, your friend should wait in line for an s-cocktail!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|A haughty sheba who snatches shrimp out of the little guys' mouths, those people are the true scum of the earth.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I've got to warn Springfield. For evil has arrived.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lampwick Rant About Little Vicki". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Guard your shrimp! Little Vicki may walk among you!}}
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| }} | | }} |
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− | === Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 2 === | + | == Quests == |
− | {{Table| | + | {{Columns-list|3| |
− | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
| + | *[[Islands in the Revenue Stream]] |
− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
| + | *[[Krusty the Hair Colorist]] |
− | {{TB|I think I finally figured out why I'm back in Springfield, little girl. It's not for money or respect. It's for...}}
| + | *[[Maximum Itchyload]] |
− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
| + | *[[Bindle There, Done That]] |
− | {{TB|REVENGE!}}
| + | *[[Hobo You Didn't!]] |
− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | *[[Good Morning, Springfield!]] |
− | {{TB|Mr. Lampwick, I'm still not sure your crusade against Little Vicki is the best pursuit.}}
| + | *[[Solid Gold]] |
− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|She's one of America's finest actresses, and the first ever winner of the Kiddie Academy Awards!}}
| |
− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I know all about her award record. If you ask me, she lied about her age!}}
| |
− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|She kept saying, "I'm the youngest actress to ever win an award, and now I am about to get my star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!"}}
| |
− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
| |
− | {{TB|Ever check her teeth? Never once did her fake baby teeth ever fall out!}}
| |
− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
| |
− | {{TB|Or that curly hair of hers... a wig, I tell ya! She had me thrown out of the party when I attempted to yank that mop off!}}
| |
− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Like I'm telling ya, an awful human being. I saw her clean the earwax out of her ears using her house keys. Disgusting.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Now Dame Judith Underdunk, she was a celebrity with class.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Would remember your name, your birthday, and even bake you a cake. Had a handshake like George Washington's.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The Springfield Library keeps thorough entertainment news records. We can check to verify your story...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And I can take a bath in their sink and dry myself on some useless, old books. Public libraries—the Hobo's Hilton.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 2" which is to "Build Springfield Library", "Make Lampwick Do Research", and "Make Lisa Do Research" It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ah, fresh as a wilted rose! Nothing gives a man reason to look and smell his best better than a bellyful of dumb rage.}}
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− | === Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 3 ===
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Springfield, we must protect ourselves from the forces of Little Vicki! Discard all signs of the Queen of Babylon!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Sir, don't damage those DVDs of Little Vicki for President.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If I mark the price down any lower, I will have to pay people to take them. And even then they will say, "Little Vicki for President? Ugh."}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|We must cease worshipping her, and free ourselves from her narrative tyranny!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|She can no longer control us, forcing us to engage in silly behavior for her amusement!}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Lampwick Battle the Forces of Vicki" It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's nice to feel like I finally have something to contribute.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|DEATH TO LITTLE VICKI!}}
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− | === Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 4 ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mr. Lampwick! Mr. Lampwick! My research uncovered something you should know about your reason for existing.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Is it how to create a Little Vicki-proof barrier around any home or shanty town?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You said Little Vicki was getting her star on the Walk of Fame. But she got her star in 1960, not 1963.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Also, the Walk of Fame parties only served shrimp cocktail in 1964...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The same year Dame Judith Underdunk got her star on the walk!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I believe the evil curly haired woman who took your shrimp was not Little Vicki, but in fact the Dame Judith Underdunk!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So... everything I believe in is a lie?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Isn't that great?!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh. Only now do I realize how that might not be so great...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|...and that's beside the fact that I helped put her in prison!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Guess I'll never know why I got saddled with this bum's life. Fate or chance or Little Vicki, I gotta make the best of it.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|There's no point in trying to anticipate the answers to why we're here.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The essence of life is its mystery, and only when we accept that can we focus on living.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Samuel Beckett was right. Hobos do possess a deeper insight.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I know the perfect job for you, if you're willing to work for free cafeteria food.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lampwick Star in a School Production of Waiting for Godot" It takes 3 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Magnificent performance, Mr. Lampwick!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}}
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− | {{TB|This high school hasn't been so moved since the days Moleman bloodied our stage in Richard the II.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Thank you. And shove it. I have to spout a bunch of frufru nonsense AND choke down dry Salisbury steak?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Forget it! I'd rather dine on juicy rotisserie pigeon, hot off the trash can.}}
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− | === Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 5 ===
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Whew. Trying to find a purpose for my existence has tuckered me out.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I hope someone thought to give you a job at the homeless shelter.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Or at least a job to stay with everyone else in the brown house.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I don't need shelter.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I have the one thing that truly matters, the one thing no one can take from me: my fantasies of destroying all who have wronged me.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I was hoping you'd say "human dignity." But "destroying others" is an alternative.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Take care. And have a goodnight, little victim number twelve.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lampwick Sleep Under a Newspaper" It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You're going to get it. You're all going to get it! Especially whoever gave me this storyline and all his accomplices!}}
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− | === Good Morning, Springfield! ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After the KBBL Studios is build|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Woo Hoo! The radio station is back. Now when I'm at work I can listen to Bill and Marty instead of all those annoying warning sirens.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Good Morning, Springfield!" which is to "Broadcast Bill and Marty at KBBL". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| == Gil's offer == | | == Gil's offer == |
− | === Buildings ===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|Image|width=150px}}
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− | {{TH|Name}}
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− | {{TH|Building time}}
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− | {{TH|Costs}}
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− | {{TH|Task}}
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− | {{TBT|[[File:Mansion of Solid Gold Tapped Out.png|150px]]}}
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− | {{TB|[[The Mansion of Solid Gold|Mansion of Solid Gold]]}}
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− | {{TB|6s}}
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− | {{TB|{{Donut|250}}}}
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− | {{TB|Gold Panning in the Bathtub}}
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− | === Gameplay ===
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| {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| {{TH|After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | | {{TH|After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} |
| {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} |
| {{TB|Check it out, players! For a limited time, you can get Springfield's famous Mansion of Solid Gold!}} | | {{TB|Check it out, players! For a limited time, you can get Springfield's famous Mansion of Solid Gold!}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}} |
− | {{TB|Mansion of Solid Gold? I don't remember that even being in our town.}} | + | {{TB|Mansion of Solid Gold? I don't remember that ever being in our town.}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}} |
| {{TB|Maybe it was the place Kent Brockman moved into when he won the lottery.}} | | {{TB|Maybe it was the place Kent Brockman moved into when he won the lottery.}} |
| {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} |
− | {{TB|No, that was just a normal mansion... although he wore a lot of gold in that episode.}} | + | {{TB|No, that was just a normal mansion… although he wore a lot of gold in that episode.}} |
| {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Actually, it belonged to Chester Lampwhick, the original creator of Itchy & Scratchy. but he fell on hard times... just like Ol' Gil here does constantly.}} | + | {{TB|Actually it belonged to Chester Lampwick, the original creator of Itchy & Scratchy. But he fell on hard times… just like Ol' Gil here does constantly.}} |
| {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Oh, right. Now I remember this house! But i didn't think it was canonical -- I thought it was just a throw-away joke.}} | + | {{TB|Oh, right. Now I remember this house! But I didn't think it was canonical -- I thought it was just a throw-away joke.}} |
| {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} |
| {{TB|What's that? A joke the writers should have thrown away?}} | | {{TB|What's that? A joke the writers should have thrown away?}} |
| {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| {{TB|Exactly. Kind of like this bit we're doing now.}} | | {{TB|Exactly. Kind of like this bit we're doing now.}} |
− | {{THT|If not a sale|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|If the player doesn't buy it|colspan=2}} |
| {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Okay by me. The longer this stays on the market, the longer Ol' Gil has a place to secretly crash.}} | + | {{TB|Okay by me. The longer this house stays on the market, the longer Ol' Gil has a place to secretly crash.}} |
− | {{THT|If a sale|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|If the player buys it|colspan=2}} |
| {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} |
| {{TB|Congratulations on the purchase of your new home!}} | | {{TB|Congratulations on the purchase of your new home!}} |
| {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Now let's see, sixty day escrow, seventeen day inspection period... you've got your loan and appraisal contingencies... disclosures... termites...}} | + | {{TB|Now let's see, sixty day escrow, seventeen day inspection period… you've got your loan and appraisal contingencies… disclosures… termites…}} |
| {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Oh what, that's real life stuff. This is a game. just take it -- it's yours!}} | + | {{TB|Oh wait, that's real life stuff. This is a game. Just take it -- it's yours!}} |
| }} | | }} |
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− | ==== Solid Gold Pt. 1 ==== | + | == Conform-o-meter impact == |
| {{Table| | | {{Table| |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
− | {{TB|Ohh, look at that shiny gold mansion!}} | + | {{TH|Rating}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TH|Points}} |
− | {{TB|Yeah, it's nice. A little flashy... but nice.}} | + | {{TBT|Itchy & Scratchy Studio, KBBL Radio}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TB|Obedience}} |
− | {{TB|I'm so happy the person playing this game is a gemmer... I mean, donuter.}} | + | {{TB|10}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Mansion of Solid Gold}} |
− | {{TB|Just hink of all the poor Homers in all the other towns controlled by more frugal and/or less impulsive players.}} | + | {{TB|Vanity}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | {{TB|2,000}} |
− | {{TB|Yeah, I supppose. There's something to be said for good money management, though.}} | + | {{TBT|Itchy & Scratchy Billboard}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TB|Vanity<br>Kitsch<br>Bonus $ and XP}} |
− | {{TB|Pfft, please. Those Homers would be lucky just to have a Burn's mansion in their town. But I've got the best mansion in the game!}} | + | {{TB|400<br>40<br>1%}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Rocket Car}} |
− | {{TB|A mansion of solid gold!}} | + | {{TB|Vanity<br>Bonus $ and XP}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TB|1,200<br>2%}} |
− | {{TB|Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go peel the gold foil off and eat the chocolate underneath.}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What?!}} | |
− | {{THT|The player receives "Solid Gold Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Try to Eat the Mansion of Solid Gold". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| }} | | }} |
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− | ==== Solid Gold Pt. 2 ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ow, dear God! I think I chipped a tooth! Why did I do that for four hours?!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What were you thinking, Dad? It's a Mansion of Solid Gold! What part of that don't you understand?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The "solid" part apparently.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Also why'd I do that for four hours?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That tooth looks bad. You should probably go see a doctor, or dentist, or veterinarian or something.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Thanks sweetie, I will. Right after lunch.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Solid Gold Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Try to Eat the Mansion of Solid Gold". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ==== Solid Gold Pt. 3 ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ooh, look at that fancy giant shack. It glitters all yellowy, like the tooth we pulled from that hobo.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's because it's made of fake tooth stuff! Pure gold, I hear told.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Gold? Yellow oil? California tea?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yep. And it's supposed to be state of the art. They even got one of them indoor outhouses... with copper plumbing, I heard tell.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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− | {{TB|COPPER?!}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Solid Gold Pt. 3" which is to "Make Cletus Strip Copper from Mansion of Solid Gold". It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}}
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− | == References ==
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− | {{Reflist}}
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| {{Tapped Out updates|2014=yes}} | | {{Tapped Out updates|2014=yes}} |
| {{DEFAULTSORT:Level 42}} | | {{DEFAULTSORT:Level 42}} |