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Difference between revisions of "Lard of the Dance/Quotes"

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:'''[[Homer]]''': Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus.
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus.
  
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<hr width=50%/>:'''Homer''': This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off.
:'''Homer''': This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off.
 
  
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<hr width=50%/>:'''Homer''': I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business.
:'''Homer''': I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business.
 
  
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<hr width=50%/>:'''[[Nelson]]''': Hey, blindy, have a nice trip!
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Hey, blindy, have a nice trip!
 
 
:''(Nelson trips Ralph in the hallway)''
 
:''(Nelson trips Ralph in the hallway)''
 
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Aaahh!
 
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Aaahh!
 
:'''Nelson''': Ha-ha!!
 
:'''Nelson''': Ha-ha!!
  
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<hr width=50%/>:'''Homer''': Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer.
:'''Homer''': Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer.
 
 
:''([[Bart]] and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)''
 
:''([[Bart]] and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)''
 
:''Homer''': Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
 
:''Homer''': Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
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:'''Homer''': ...Alright, screw it! Let's roll!
 
:'''Homer''': ...Alright, screw it! Let's roll!
  
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<hr width=50%/>:''([[Willie]] grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts)''
:''([[Willie]] grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts)''
 
 
:'''Willie''': Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go...
 
:'''Willie''': Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go...
 
:''(looks at his fists)''
 
:''(looks at his fists)''
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:'''Willie''': Alright. I'll strangle you for a while!
 
:'''Willie''': Alright. I'll strangle you for a while!
  
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<hr width=50%/>:'''[[Alex Whitney]]''': Calm down, Lisa. DMY.
:'''[[Alex Whitney]]''': Calm down, Lisa. DMY.
 
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What's DMY?
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What's DMY?
 
:'''Alex''': Don't mess yourself.
 
:'''Alex''': Don't mess yourself.
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:'''Alex''': Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY.
 
:'''Alex''': Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY.
  
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<hr width=50%/>:'''Alex''': Ooh, which one is the evil one?(On Sheeri and Tari)
:'''Alex''': Ooh, which one is the evil one?
 
  
 
{{Season 10 Q}}
 
{{Season 10 Q}}

Revision as of 09:07, August 14, 2010



(Homer, complaining that Apu cleaned the hot-dog machine)
Homer: Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus.

:Homer: This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off.
:Homer: I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business.
:Nelson: Hey, blindy, have a nice trip!
(Nelson trips Ralph in the hallway)
Ralph: Aaahh!
Nelson: Ha-ha!!

:Homer: Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer.
(Bart and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)
Homer': Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
(Bart looks at Homer)
Bart: Dad, he's not stupid.
Homer: ...Alright, screw it! Let's roll!

:(Willie grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts)
Willie: Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go...
(looks at his fists)
...but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day!
(Willie starts to beat Homer)
Homer: Stop pummelling me! It's really painful!
Willie: Alright. I'll strangle you for a while!

:Alex Whitney: Calm down, Lisa. DMY.
Lisa: What's DMY?
Alex: Don't mess yourself.
Lisa: Eeew!
Alex: Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY.

:Alex: Ooh, which one is the evil one?(On Sheeri and Tari)

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