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Difference between revisions of "Lard of the Dance/Quotes"

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:'''Homer''': This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off.
 
:'''Homer''': This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off.
  
 
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:'''Homer''': I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business.
 
:'''Homer''': I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business.
  
 
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:'''[[Nelson]]''': Hey, blindy, have a nice trip!
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:''(Nelson trips Ralph in the hallway)''
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:'''[[Ralph]]''': Aaahh!
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:'''Nelson''': Ha-ha!!
  
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:'''Homer''': Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer.
 
:'''Homer''': Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer.
 
:''([[Bart]] and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)''
 
:''([[Bart]] and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)''
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:''([[Willie]] grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts)''
 
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:'''Willie''': Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go...
 
:'''Willie''': Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go...
 
:''(looks at his fists)''
 
:''(looks at his fists)''
:...but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day!''
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:...but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day!
 
:''(Willie starts to beat Homer)''
 
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:'''Homer''': Stop pummelling me! It's really painful!
 
:'''Homer''': Stop pummelling me! It's really painful!
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:'''[[Alex Whitney]]''': Calm down, Lisa. DMY.
 
:'''[[Alex Whitney]]''': Calm down, Lisa. DMY.
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What's DMY?
 
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:'''Alex''': Ooh, which one is the evil one?
 
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Revision as of 00:08, January 29, 2010



(Homer, complaining that Apu cleaned the hot-dog machine)
Homer: Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus.

Homer: This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off.

Homer: I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business.

Nelson: Hey, blindy, have a nice trip!
(Nelson trips Ralph in the hallway)
Ralph: Aaahh!
Nelson: Ha-ha!!

Homer: Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer.
(Bart and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)
Homer': Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
(Bart looks at Homer)
Bart: Dad, he's not stupid.
Homer: ...Alright, screw it! Let's roll!

(Willie grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts)
Willie: Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go...
(looks at his fists)
...but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day!
(Willie starts to beat Homer)
Homer: Stop pummelling me! It's really painful!
Willie: Alright. I'll strangle you for a while!

Alex Whitney: Calm down, Lisa. DMY.
Lisa: What's DMY?
Alex: Don't mess yourself.
Lisa: Eeew!
Alex: Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY.

Alex: Ooh, which one is the evil one?

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