Difference between revisions of "The Telltale Head/Quotes"
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'''Bart: '''Uh, maam. What if you're a really really good person and you've been in a really really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated, Will it be waiting for you in Heaven? | '''Bart: '''Uh, maam. What if you're a really really good person and you've been in a really really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated, Will it be waiting for you in Heaven? | ||
| − | '''Miss Albright: '''For the last time Bart, Yes!!!____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ | + | '''Miss Albright: '''For the last time Bart, Yes!!! |
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| + | (grimly) There's someone out there in Krustyland who has committed an atrocity! If you know who cut off Jebediah's head...I don;t care if if's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy...(cheefully) Turn 'em in and Krusty will send you your own slide-whistle just like Sideshow Bob!!____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ | ||
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Revision as of 14:03, December 20, 2009
Jimbo:Naw that was cloud talk. Throwing stones is one thing but I would never cut off the head of a guy who killed a bear with his own hands. Whats in the bag Bart
Bart:Uhhhh.
Jimbo:I said whats in the bag Bart!
Janey: Will my dog Pepper be there?
Miss Albright: I'm sorry but the answer is no.
Janey: Why not?
Miss Albright: Because Heaven is for people.
Lisa: What about my cat Snowball?
Miss Albright: I'm sorry but the answer is no!
Bart: Uh, maam. What if you're a really really good person and you've been in a really really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated, Will it be waiting for you in Heaven?
Miss Albright: For the last time Bart, Yes!!!
(grimly) There's someone out there in Krustyland who has committed an atrocity! If you know who cut off Jebediah's head...I don;t care if if's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy...(cheefully) Turn 'em in and Krusty will send you your own slide-whistle just like Sideshow Bob!!____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
