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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wow, chocolate. Half price.
 
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wow, chocolate. Half price.
 
{{qf|[[White chocolate rabbit]]}} Excuse me? Fatty? You're eating our world.
 
{{qf|[[White chocolate rabbit]]}} Excuse me? Fatty? You're eating our world.
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{{qf|Homer}} Mmm... White chocolate.
 
{{qf|Homer}} Mmm... White chocolate.
 
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:''[Homer reacting to the Land of Chocolate]''
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I love Chocolate City!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} This land is so chocolaty!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} This place has such a great infrastructure.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Why can't Springfield be this delicious?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'd love to meet Mayor Chocula!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I am so buying a summer home here!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I hope global warming doesn't find out about this place.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} If this place is a dream, I'll kill myself!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} This place is way better than Vitamin-tropolis.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I hope I don't stain my clothes.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} This place is completely nutrageous!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I hope I don't run into any Oompa Loompas.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I wish Lenny could see this.
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:''[Homer eating the chocolate chunks]''
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, who knew chocolate melts in your mouth?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmm, sugar rush!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Sugar crash...
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'll diet when I'm awake.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yes! Yes! Yes!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} This chocolate needs more chocolate.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} That gave me goosebumps.  I mean chocobumps.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I could do this all night!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I could go all night!
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:''[Homer attacking/eating the chocolate bunnies]''
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Chocolate, I'm going to finish you off!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmm...empty calories.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I want your chocolate in my mouth!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Die, chocolate!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} It's going to be a closed wrapper funeral!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I want to pat the bunny!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, you're going to get such an eating!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Just let me bite off an ear.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Chocolate isn't supposed to hop!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'll even eat your candy eyes!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, I'm gonna lick you all over!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You should've stayed in your egg!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Smash the bunny!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Aw, you're going to pieces!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mind if I break off your ear?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I beat the chocolate!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Say goodnight, chocolate!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} The tail is the best part!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Let's see how you hop without a head!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Now who's the idiot?!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You won't see your next Easter!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Easter came early this year!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Thank goodness this isn't a dream!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You don't even bleed!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Judo chop chop!
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:''[Homer reacting to the giant cake]''
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} It's not even my birthday!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wow! It's even bigger than Marge's butt!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wow! That's enough cake for TWO birthdays!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Please don't be full of dancing girls.
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:''[Homer reacting to the White Chocolate Rabbit]''
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What a nerd!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I hate know-it-all chocolate!
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:''[Ending Cutscene]''
 
{{qf|Homer}} Not dreaming! Not dreaming! Not dreaming! Not dreaming... not dreaming... not dreaming, not... Wha, dammit! I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball. Is that too much to ask? Damn you, reality!
 
{{qf|Homer}} Not dreaming! Not dreaming! Not dreaming! Not dreaming... not dreaming... not dreaming, not... Wha, dammit! I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball. Is that too much to ask? Damn you, reality!
  
 
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Revision as of 07:47, October 8, 2024


The Simpsons Game
The Land of Chocolate
Bartman Begins
[Introduction Cutscene]
Homer: Wow, chocolate. Half price.
White chocolate rabbit: Excuse me? Fatty? You're eating our world.
Homer: Hey, you're like that rabbit thing from that book about a girl named Alice who goes to Wonderland... What was it called? Oh yeah, "Snow White in Stupidtown."
White chocolate rabbit: For your information, I am the white chocolate rabbit.
Homer: Hey, white chocolate's not even chocolate. It doesn't even contain cocoa solids.
White chocolate rabbit: Well, if I'm not real chocolate, then you probably wouldn't be interested in eating me. [laughs]
Homer: Mmm... White chocolate.

[Homer reacting to the Land of Chocolate]
Homer: I love Chocolate City!
Homer: This land is so chocolaty!
Homer: This place has such a great infrastructure.
Homer: Why can't Springfield be this delicious?
Homer: I'd love to meet Mayor Chocula!
Homer: I am so buying a summer home here!
Homer: I hope global warming doesn't find out about this place.
Homer: If this place is a dream, I'll kill myself!
Homer: This place is way better than Vitamin-tropolis.
Homer: I hope I don't stain my clothes.
Homer: This place is completely nutrageous!
Homer: I hope I don't run into any Oompa Loompas.
Homer: I wish Lenny could see this.

[Homer eating the chocolate chunks]
Homer: Oh, who knew chocolate melts in your mouth?
Homer: Mmm, sugar rush!
Homer: Sugar crash...
Homer: I'll diet when I'm awake.
Homer: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Homer: This chocolate needs more chocolate.
Homer: That gave me goosebumps. I mean chocobumps.
Homer: I could do this all night!
Homer: I could go all night!

[Homer attacking/eating the chocolate bunnies]
Homer: Chocolate, I'm going to finish you off!
Homer: Mmm...empty calories.
Homer: I want your chocolate in my mouth!
Homer: Die, chocolate!
Homer: It's going to be a closed wrapper funeral!
Homer: I want to pat the bunny!
Homer: Oh, you're going to get such an eating!
Homer: Just let me bite off an ear.
Homer: Chocolate isn't supposed to hop!
Homer: I'll even eat your candy eyes!
Homer: Oh, I'm gonna lick you all over!
Homer: You should've stayed in your egg!
Homer: Smash the bunny!
Homer: Aw, you're going to pieces!
Homer: Mind if I break off your ear?
Homer: I beat the chocolate!
Homer: Say goodnight, chocolate!
Homer: The tail is the best part!
Homer: Let's see how you hop without a head!
Homer: Now who's the idiot?!
Homer: You won't see your next Easter!
Homer: Easter came early this year!
Homer: Thank goodness this isn't a dream!
Homer: You don't even bleed!
Homer: Judo chop chop!

[Homer reacting to the giant cake]
Homer: It's not even my birthday!
Homer: Wow! It's even bigger than Marge's butt!
Homer: Wow! That's enough cake for TWO birthdays!
Homer: Please don't be full of dancing girls.

[Homer reacting to the White Chocolate Rabbit]
Homer: What a nerd!
Homer: I hate know-it-all chocolate!

[Ending Cutscene]
Homer: Not dreaming! Not dreaming! Not dreaming! Not dreaming... not dreaming... not dreaming, not... Wha, dammit! I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball. Is that too much to ask? Damn you, reality!