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Lisa: What's with the temporal portal apparatus?

Bart: Speak English.

Lisa: It looks like a time machine. Can I play?

Bart: Okay, but only if you play by our rules. None of your sciency-wiency stuff.

Lisa: Sure, I can play dumb. I'll just follow your lead.

Bart: Attagirl.

Lisa: Can we go to Princeton in 1959 so we can meet Albert Einstein?

Bart: Boring.

Lisa: How about Florence, Italy in 1505 to see Leonardo da Vinci...

Bart: Boring.

Lisa: I know... 1864, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Abraham--

Bart: Boring.

Milhouse Van Houten: After you, Mrs. Houdini.

Lisa: Oh yes... Bess Houdini. Some think she would hide a handcuff key in her mouth and pass it to her husband while they kissed.

Bart: Ew!

Milhouse: For my next stunt, I will be submerged in a tank of water, upside down, while I struggle to get out of this straitjacket.

Bart: Oh boy! This is the grand finale!

Milhouse: Behold! Satan's water closet!

Professor Frink: You kids made a mess of things, but we can clean up the past with my new Frinkomatic Chrono-Corrector! This may look like an ordinary washing machine, but I've outfitted it with the traveling technology! Climb in! Strap on these bike helmets!

Bart: What for?

Professor Frink: The world's fastest spin cycle.