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| − | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Simpson! I should have known you were behind this beluge of biblical | + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Simpson! I should have known you were behind this beluge of biblical proportions! |
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} The who did the what now? | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} The who did the what now? | ||
{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} I'd have you arrested, but Wiggum and his keystone kops are even more incompetent than you! So instead, I'm canceling the pool's budget for the rest of the stummer! | {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} I'd have you arrested, but Wiggum and his keystone kops are even more incompetent than you! So instead, I'm canceling the pool's budget for the rest of the stummer! | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} All taken care of, Marge! I called the maker of the amphibian wheelchair! He told me they'd be happy to fund the pool... ...as long as I don't tell the public I'm using his product! Mission accomplished! | {{qf|Homer}} All taken care of, Marge! I called the maker of the amphibian wheelchair! He told me they'd be happy to fund the pool... ...as long as I don't tell the public I'm using his product! Mission accomplished! | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Bwah-ha-ha! Da'ds a corporate embarrassment! Classic! | {{qf|Bart}} Bwah-ha-ha! Da'ds a corporate embarrassment! Classic! | ||
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Latest revision as of 09:39, May 15, 2021
- Mayor Quimby: Simpson! I should have known you were behind this beluge of biblical proportions!
- Homer: The who did the what now?
- Mayor Quimby: I'd have you arrested, but Wiggum and his keystone kops are even more incompetent than you! So instead, I'm canceling the pool's budget for the rest of the stummer!
- Homer: Huh?
- Lisa: But, Mr. Mayor! You can't punish the whole town for the actions of one man!
- Mayor Quimby: Prove I can't! That wave also destroyed the town charter!
- Homer: Great idea, huh? The sand will give us that "beach" atmosphere! People love sand!
- Lisa: Not just people, dad...!
- Crazy Cat Lady: Yarrgh! Glooook!
- Cats: Meow! Mrow!
- Lisa: ...so do cats!
- Lisa: What's the matter, mom? This isn't too bad.
- Marge: Not yet, but when tou father says he has "and idea"... that's never good! And someone needs to keep the other children occupied.
- Lisa: What do you think mom has in mind?
- Bart:No idea. But unlike dad, at least she's got a mind!
- Lisa: Dad? What are you doing?
- Homer: Sorry, honey! Daddy wanted to show you his latest find! Get a load of my-tricked-out ride! No more letting my feet play me for a sucker!
- Lisa: But that's an amphibian wheelchair! They're for people with monbility issues!
- Homer: Than it's perfect! Have you seen how tight these lifeguard's trunks are? I can brely move!
- Lisa: Well, okay.. but that "fox tail" better be fake!
- Homer: Nothing about Homer Simpson is fake! Nothing!
- Homer: Thanks, everybody... but it's time this pool got a real crew of lifeguards.
- Marge: But, Homer, the budget...!
- Homer: All taken care of, Marge! I called the maker of the amphibian wheelchair! He told me they'd be happy to fund the pool... ...as long as I don't tell the public I'm using his product! Mission accomplished!
- Bart: Bwah-ha-ha! Da'ds a corporate embarrassment! Classic!
