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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You pulled me out of school for this? Why do I have to be here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Your mom thinks we don't spend enough time together. Now let's get the squirrels out of this secret R&D facility. Mmm... R&D! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hugh? What do you think "R&D" stands for? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ribs and donuts, what else? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Oh, Bart, I created those mutant creatures for Mr. Burns, but I never thought they'd be used for evil. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You never thought Mr. Burns would use monsters for evil? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Well "evil," yes. But not super-duper mega-evil! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Whew! I'm popped! If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office taking a nap! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I don't get it! Why was Homer put in charge of all of us? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} He had the most experience. He say's he's been working here for twenty-seven years. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Well, that hardly makes sense! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hans Moleman? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} Hello. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You're the leader of-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hans Moleman}} The Mole Men, yes. I discovered them living under the nuclear plant. The radiation caused them to mutate from actual moles, and they need a leader. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} So they picked you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hans Moleman}} Not at first. I been running for leader in 1996, but only got elected this year after the current leader was involved in a grub embezzling scandal. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, I need to get to the Monorail. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hans Moleman}} Oh, that's impossible. That's where I live. I won't let anyone near it! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} What?! You dare to rebel? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Yeah! Being slaves is one thing, but putting Homer in charge was just too much! He ate all our food for lunch! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} That's only half true! I'm saving some of your lunches for dinner! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:42, May 15, 2021
- Bart: You pulled me out of school for this? Why do I have to be here?
- Homer: Your mom thinks we don't spend enough time together. Now let's get the squirrels out of this secret R&D facility. Mmm... R&D!
- Bart: Hugh? What do you think "R&D" stands for?
- Homer: Ribs and donuts, what else?
- Professor Frink: Oh, Bart, I created those mutant creatures for Mr. Burns, but I never thought they'd be used for evil.
- Bart: You never thought Mr. Burns would use monsters for evil?
- Professor Frink: Well "evil," yes. But not super-duper mega-evil!
- Homer: Whew! I'm popped! If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office taking a nap!
- Comic Book Guy: I don't get it! Why was Homer put in charge of all of us?
- Principal Skinner: He had the most experience. He say's he's been working here for twenty-seven years.
- Comic Book Guy: Well, that hardly makes sense!
- Bart: Hans Moleman?
- Hans Moleman: Hello.
- Bart: You're the leader of--
- Hans Moleman: The Mole Men, yes. I discovered them living under the nuclear plant. The radiation caused them to mutate from actual moles, and they need a leader.
- Bart: So they picked you?
- Hans Moleman: Not at first. I been running for leader in 1996, but only got elected this year after the current leader was involved in a grub embezzling scandal.
- Bart: Well, I need to get to the Monorail.
- Hans Moleman: Oh, that's impossible. That's where I live. I won't let anyone near it!
- Mr. Burns: What?! You dare to rebel?
- Lenny Leonard: Yeah! Being slaves is one thing, but putting Homer in charge was just too much! He ate all our food for lunch!
- Homer: That's only half true! I'm saving some of your lunches for dinner!
