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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} What th---?! Jiminy cricket! Who the heck are you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mean Genie}} I am your servant for as long as you possess the lamp. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} My servant? You mean you'll do whatever I ask? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mean Genie}} Yyy-yess-ssss... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Mean Genie}} "The penalty for losing or giving away the lamp is dearth." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} But all I do is lose things! I can't even find my dount! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mean Genie}} "Furthermore, I am not liable for any wishes you make that may result in the extermination of you loved ones or others." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [GASP!] What do you mean?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mean Genie}} Let's say you asked me for a million dollars. I might have a satellite fall on your house smashing everything and everyone in it! The satellite people would give you a million dollars for all you pain and suffering. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Forget it! I don't want a million dollars... or even a million and ten dollars. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mean Genie}} But surely you want other things. How about a girlfriend? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [PFFT!] Girls... yuck! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mean Genie}} A jet pack to fly you to school? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Better yet... no school! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mean Genie}} Just say it and I will make it so. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Hey! Who's the guy, and why's he wearing my cabana ensemble? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} He's a mean genie, dad. He wants me to make wished that can hurt people. What can I do? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Yep, this one's an old trickster, all right. You can tell by the crossed scimitars. And wish you make is going to hurt someone somewhere. Good like with that, kid. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Sorry, son, not even Perry Mason could solve this problem. Just get rid of the thing wives are nothin' but trouble, anyhow. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} B-b-but if I get rid of it, I'll die! | |
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Latest revision as of 09:18, May 15, 2021
- Homer: What th---?! Jiminy cricket! Who the heck are you?
- Mean Genie: I am your servant for as long as you possess the lamp.
- Homer: My servant? You mean you'll do whatever I ask?
- Mean Genie: Yyy-yess-ssss...
- Mean Genie: "The penalty for losing or giving away the lamp is dearth."
- Homer: But all I do is lose things! I can't even find my dount!
- Mean Genie: "Furthermore, I am not liable for any wishes you make that may result in the extermination of you loved ones or others."
- Homer: [GASP!] What do you mean?!
- Mean Genie: Let's say you asked me for a million dollars. I might have a satellite fall on your house smashing everything and everyone in it! The satellite people would give you a million dollars for all you pain and suffering.
- Homer: Forget it! I don't want a million dollars... or even a million and ten dollars.
- Mean Genie: But surely you want other things. How about a girlfriend?
- Homer: [PFFT!] Girls... yuck!
- Mean Genie: A jet pack to fly you to school?
- Homer: Better yet... no school!
- Mean Genie: Just say it and I will make it so.
- Grampa: Hey! Who's the guy, and why's he wearing my cabana ensemble?
- Homer: He's a mean genie, dad. He wants me to make wished that can hurt people. What can I do?
- Grampa: Yep, this one's an old trickster, all right. You can tell by the crossed scimitars. And wish you make is going to hurt someone somewhere. Good like with that, kid.
- Grampa: Sorry, son, not even Perry Mason could solve this problem. Just get rid of the thing wives are nothin' but trouble, anyhow.
- Homer: B-b-but if I get rid of it, I'll die!
