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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Bart! You gonna enter that new Eeew-Tube "Make-Believe Mayhem" contest? Contestants create phony carnage using super-expensive computer programs. The loudest, grossest video wins! And the winner gets a cool X-Treme 5000 computer! It does everything! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Eh! Who needs it? I've already got a cool computer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Whoever gets the most hits wins! Last year's champion went 85% deaf! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Lucky guy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} My entry's right off the scream-meter, Bart! I swiped footage from my folks' divorce hearing! Classic carnage! Then I remixed their screaming with my crazy expensive new Garage Band app! It'll make anybody's ears bleed! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Wow! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Psst! Sorry I had to do that, Bart. But they mighta suspected I don't have a computer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Nelson? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} I've only got my mom's old video camera... in case I ever get the goods on Skinner! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Geez! Who even knows what videotape is anymore? Hmmm! A videocamera, eh? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} ? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Nelson! Look at those trucks. Karl's Killer Bees! Gil's Glue! Butterfinger Bill's Cut-Rate Nitro! And the only things keeping them from rolling downhill are those tiny wooden blocks! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Do we dare? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Do we ever! Get down there and get ready to tape some prize-winning mayhem! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} I got so caught up in the beauty of the moment, I forgot to turn on the camera! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} D'oh! This is how you start it, stupid. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} CLICK! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I don't believe it! And after all my work! Who made the trucks roll down the hill? Me! Who did all this? Me! And what do I get for it? Nothing'! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Bart! Look! We won! Milhouse uploaded the tape I filmed of you gettin' creamed. We got a zillion hits! [SNIFF] Mom's parole officer will be so proud! And I'll bet you can't wait to try your new computer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Can't wait? Like I have any choice? [GROAN!] | |
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| + | [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:42, May 15, 2021
- Milhouse Van Houten: Bart! You gonna enter that new Eeew-Tube "Make-Believe Mayhem" contest? Contestants create phony carnage using super-expensive computer programs. The loudest, grossest video wins! And the winner gets a cool X-Treme 5000 computer! It does everything!
- Bart: Eh! Who needs it? I've already got a cool computer!
- Jimbo Jones: Whoever gets the most hits wins! Last year's champion went 85% deaf!
- Nelson Muntz: Lucky guy!
- Milhouse: My entry's right off the scream-meter, Bart! I swiped footage from my folks' divorce hearing! Classic carnage! Then I remixed their screaming with my crazy expensive new Garage Band app! It'll make anybody's ears bleed!
- Bart: Wow!
- Nelson: Psst! Sorry I had to do that, Bart. But they mighta suspected I don't have a computer!
- Bart: Nelson?
- Nelson: I've only got my mom's old video camera... in case I ever get the goods on Skinner!
- Bart: Geez! Who even knows what videotape is anymore? Hmmm! A videocamera, eh?
- Nelson: ?
- Bart: Nelson! Look at those trucks. Karl's Killer Bees! Gil's Glue! Butterfinger Bill's Cut-Rate Nitro! And the only things keeping them from rolling downhill are those tiny wooden blocks!
- Nelson: Do we dare?
- Bart: Do we ever! Get down there and get ready to tape some prize-winning mayhem!
- Nelson: I got so caught up in the beauty of the moment, I forgot to turn on the camera!
- Bart: D'oh! This is how you start it, stupid.
- Sound: CLICK!
- Bart: I don't believe it! And after all my work! Who made the trucks roll down the hill? Me! Who did all this? Me! And what do I get for it? Nothing'!
- Nelson: Bart! Look! We won! Milhouse uploaded the tape I filmed of you gettin' creamed. We got a zillion hits! [SNIFF] Mom's parole officer will be so proud! And I'll bet you can't wait to try your new computer!
- Bart: Can't wait? Like I have any choice? [GROAN!]
