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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} A package? For me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} No it's for the other Bart Simpson... the one who doesn't waste time with rhetorical questions. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I already got my shipment of itching powder and whoopee cushions. I wonder what it could be? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Raphael}} I don't know. Why don't you try opening it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Yeah, Bart. Hurry up and open it. My mom says suspense isn't good for me. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Hey! This sounds neat! I bet you can make all kinds of stuff with this chemistry set. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} [PFFT] Like what? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} I think out formula makes things go faster. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Let's test it on you. You're the slowest runner I know. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} I'm not that slow! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You lost to a girl. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} I keep telling you... [[Maggie]] took a head start. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, I bet somebody would pay a ton for this secret formula. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Too bad we never wrote down what's in it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} That's the secret part, dummy! Gimme your cell phone. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} My mom says I can only use this phone for emergencies. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} "Emergency" can mean so many things. Don't be such a momma's boy. You're better than that. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} It's possible you boys have something that could radically alter transportation for the foreseeable future. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Is that good? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Oh, my glavin, yes! Can I see it now? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, you did say "Glavin". | |
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Latest revision as of 10:33, August 9, 2021
- Bart: A package? For me?
- Raphael: No it's for the other Bart Simpson... the one who doesn't waste time with rhetorical questions.
- Bart: I already got my shipment of itching powder and whoopee cushions. I wonder what it could be?
- Raphael: I don't know. Why don't you try opening it?
- Milhouse Van Houten: Yeah, Bart. Hurry up and open it. My mom says suspense isn't good for me.
- Milhouse: Hey! This sounds neat! I bet you can make all kinds of stuff with this chemistry set.
- Bart: [PFFT] Like what?
- Milhouse: I think out formula makes things go faster.
- Bart: Let's test it on you. You're the slowest runner I know.
- Milhouse: I'm not that slow!
- Bart: You lost to a girl.
- Milhouse: I keep telling you... Maggie took a head start.
- Bart: Hey, I bet somebody would pay a ton for this secret formula.
- Milhouse: Too bad we never wrote down what's in it.
- Bart: That's the secret part, dummy! Gimme your cell phone.
- Milhouse: My mom says I can only use this phone for emergencies.
- Bart: "Emergency" can mean so many things. Don't be such a momma's boy. You're better than that.
- Professor Frink: It's possible you boys have something that could radically alter transportation for the foreseeable future.
- Bart: Is that good?
- Professor Frink: Oh, my glavin, yes! Can I see it now?
- Bart: Well, you did say "Glavin".
