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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hi-di-ly ho-di-ly, Mrs. Simpson! Have you seen my two boys around lately? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I believe they're all still down in the basement, Ned. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} The basement? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Yes, they've been playing some kind of crazy game all day... "magicians get together" or something... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Hrmmm... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Rod]] & [[Todd]]}} Hiya, pop! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Great merciful heavens! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} And what on Earth are you supposed to be, young lady? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm [[Madonna]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Who?!?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Lisa! How many times do I have to tell you that you're the evil sorceress! You're totally blowing the whole medieval theme we're trying to establish here! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I don't care! Expressing my creativity is more important to me than historical consistency! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} According to all the tests, and based on my knowledge and years of experience, I am forced to conclude that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your child, Mrs. Simspon! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} But look at her, doctor! Look at what she's doing with her hands! You call that normal?!?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} That's a phenomenon we refer to as "voguing"--- a symptom that was very much [AHEM!] in vogue a few years back... I'm surprised to see it's still around... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} My goodness! Is it contagious? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Thankfully, no. She should get over it in a few days. Lord knows everybody else has... My receptionist will discuss my bill with you. Good day. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Hmmm... maybe I should get a second opinion... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Thank goodness you're here, reverend! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah, and not a moment too soon! I can't hear the TV! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Well, I might as well get right down to business. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} If you can't cure her, rev, could you at least get her to expand her repertoire? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And the big game starts in one hour, so try to make it snappy! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Reverend, how can I ever thank you enough for bringing my little girl back? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} No need to thank me, Mrs. Simpson. It's all in a holy day's work! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Ohhhhhhh... why do I suddenly feel the urge to buy an Amy Grant album?! | |
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Latest revision as of 10:19, May 15, 2021
- Ned Flanders: Hi-di-ly ho-di-ly, Mrs. Simpson! Have you seen my two boys around lately?
- Marge: I believe they're all still down in the basement, Ned.
- Ned: The basement?
- Marge: Yes, they've been playing some kind of crazy game all day... "magicians get together" or something...
- Ned: Hrmmm...
- Rod & Todd: Hiya, pop!
- Ned: Great merciful heavens!
- Ned: And what on Earth are you supposed to be, young lady?
- Lisa: I'm Madonna.
- Ned: Who?!?!
- Bart: Lisa! How many times do I have to tell you that you're the evil sorceress! You're totally blowing the whole medieval theme we're trying to establish here!
- Lisa: I don't care! Expressing my creativity is more important to me than historical consistency!
- Dr. Hibbert: According to all the tests, and based on my knowledge and years of experience, I am forced to conclude that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your child, Mrs. Simspon!
- Marge: But look at her, doctor! Look at what she's doing with her hands! You call that normal?!?!
- Dr. Hibbert: That's a phenomenon we refer to as "voguing"--- a symptom that was very much [AHEM!] in vogue a few years back... I'm surprised to see it's still around...
- Marge: My goodness! Is it contagious?
- Dr. Hibbert: Thankfully, no. She should get over it in a few days. Lord knows everybody else has... My receptionist will discuss my bill with you. Good day.
- Marge: Hmmm... maybe I should get a second opinion...
- Marge: Thank goodness you're here, reverend!
- Homer: Yeah, and not a moment too soon! I can't hear the TV!
- Reverend Lovejoy: Well, I might as well get right down to business.
- Bart: If you can't cure her, rev, could you at least get her to expand her repertoire?
- Homer: And the big game starts in one hour, so try to make it snappy!
- Marge: Reverend, how can I ever thank you enough for bringing my little girl back?
- Reverend Lovejoy: No need to thank me, Mrs. Simpson. It's all in a holy day's work!
- Lisa: Ohhhhhhh... why do I suddenly feel the urge to buy an Amy Grant album?!
