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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Ahoy, hoy! I'm Mr. Burns the clown! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Eek, eek, sir! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Don't you feel bad doing Mr. Burns dirty work? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} C'mon, Lisa, It's like having the Grim Reaper for a dad! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} What can I do? He's my boss! And he did send us these nice steaks! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I don't eat beef! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, that's the first I've heard of it. Next thing you'll tell me you're a buddhist! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Mr. Moleman? Otto wanted me to tell you he's sorry he ran over you with his bus! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} He ran the red light! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but he's color blind. No one's to blame, really. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hans Moleman}} Can he take the bus off me now? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [SHEEESH!] It's all me me with you! Some people just can't take an apology! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} You say Agnes is breaking up with me? But she broke up with me months ago. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, she just wanted me to rub it in! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} You evil beauty, you're like Catwoman in the body of Grampa Munster. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hey, bitty Barty! I see you have the new Flanders-approved "school daze" game! it simulates a full day of school for students who are yearning for extra learning! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You're behind this game, Mr. Flanders? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Me and the watchdog group! We're taking a bite out of video game violence! Wait, scratch that. Biting sounds too violent. So does scratch. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} So you're saying these games I'm testing are... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}}...one hundred percent nonviolent and educational! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Aaaah! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Ooooh! This one has a hedgehog showing ou how fold doiles for the elderly! | |
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| + | [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:07, May 15, 2021
- Mr. Burns: Ahoy, hoy! I'm Mr. Burns the clown!
- Waylon Smithers: Eek, eek, sir!
- Lisa: Don't you feel bad doing Mr. Burns dirty work?
- Bart: C'mon, Lisa, It's like having the Grim Reaper for a dad!
- Homer: What can I do? He's my boss! And he did send us these nice steaks!
- Lisa: I don't eat beef!
- Homer: Well, that's the first I've heard of it. Next thing you'll tell me you're a buddhist!
- Homer: Mr. Moleman? Otto wanted me to tell you he's sorry he ran over you with his bus!
- Hans Moleman: He ran the red light!
- Homer: Yeah, but he's color blind. No one's to blame, really.
- Hans Moleman: Can he take the bus off me now?
- Homer: [SHEEESH!] It's all me me with you! Some people just can't take an apology!
- Comic Book Guy: You say Agnes is breaking up with me? But she broke up with me months ago.
- Homer: Yeah, she just wanted me to rub it in!
- Comic Book Guy: You evil beauty, you're like Catwoman in the body of Grampa Munster.
- Ned Flanders: Hey, bitty Barty! I see you have the new Flanders-approved "school daze" game! it simulates a full day of school for students who are yearning for extra learning!
- Bart: You're behind this game, Mr. Flanders?
- Ned: Me and the watchdog group! We're taking a bite out of video game violence! Wait, scratch that. Biting sounds too violent. So does scratch.
- Bart: So you're saying these games I'm testing are...
- Ned:...one hundred percent nonviolent and educational!
- Bart: Aaaah!
- Ned: Ooooh! This one has a hedgehog showing ou how fold doiles for the elderly!
