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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mr. Hurlbut?! From the Springfield Historical Society? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} What are you doing here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Hollis Hurlbut]]}} Congratulating Mr. Simpson, chief. You see, he has just broken a hundred-year-old record! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I did? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hollis Hurlbut}} Yes. While in that tank, you held your breath for seven minutes and one secnod! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Wonderful. Can I arrest him now? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hollis Hurlbut}} Mr. Simpson's feat is quite historic. Are you familiar with Obadiah Cheeks Wilmington? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Was he the lead singer for Blues Traveler? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Wow, Mr. Wolfcastle! I'm impressed at how fast you got this thing up to... 72 MPH! And in a school zone, no less! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} My apologies. But I am late for a massage... for my pot-bellied pig. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, I still have to write you up. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} But this will be my twenty-first strike! I will lose my license! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Isn't it just three strikes? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} When you're a celebrity, tickets are counted like dog years. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} You with the contraband! Freeze! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} It's the fuzz! But how did you know about my illegal ice-shaving racket? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} We got an inside tip... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fat Tony}} Johnny Tightlips?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Johnny Tightlips]]}} Sorry, boss. But sometimes I just need to talk to some-body about my issues. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} And I'm a wonderful listener. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fat Tony}} Much like our illegal snow cones, my heart is chipping away into many broken pieces. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} There, there. Lenny's listening. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} I've got to say, Clancy, there have been no accidents since you've taken over! Nice work! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} I guess I'm finally motivated! Unlike being police chief, a safety inspector can actually make a difference! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, I guess this town might be safer with you in charge, Wiggy. Just promise not to work too hard. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Easiest promise I ever made! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} But, chief! The plant has never been safer! You can't just walk away! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Sorry, Mr. Smithers. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't argue with an archaic statue from the town charter. | |
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Latest revision as of 16:07, December 9, 2021
- Lisa: Mr. Hurlbut?! From the Springfield Historical Society?
- Chief Wiggum: What are you doing here?
- Hollis Hurlbut: Congratulating Mr. Simpson, chief. You see, he has just broken a hundred-year-old record!
- Homer: I did?
- Hollis Hurlbut: Yes. While in that tank, you held your breath for seven minutes and one secnod!
- Chief Wiggum: Wonderful. Can I arrest him now?
- Hollis Hurlbut: Mr. Simpson's feat is quite historic. Are you familiar with Obadiah Cheeks Wilmington?
- Homer: Was he the lead singer for Blues Traveler?
- Homer: Wow, Mr. Wolfcastle! I'm impressed at how fast you got this thing up to... 72 MPH! And in a school zone, no less!
- Rainer Wolfcastle: My apologies. But I am late for a massage... for my pot-bellied pig.
- Homer: Well, I still have to write you up.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: But this will be my twenty-first strike! I will lose my license!
- Homer: Isn't it just three strikes?
- Rainer Wolfcastle: When you're a celebrity, tickets are counted like dog years.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: You with the contraband! Freeze!
- Fat Tony: It's the fuzz! But how did you know about my illegal ice-shaving racket?
- Homer: We got an inside tip...
- Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips?!
- Johnny Tightlips: Sorry, boss. But sometimes I just need to talk to some-body about my issues.
- Lenny Leonard: And I'm a wonderful listener.
- Fat Tony: Much like our illegal snow cones, my heart is chipping away into many broken pieces.
- Lenny: There, there. Lenny's listening.
- Waylon Smithers: I've got to say, Clancy, there have been no accidents since you've taken over! Nice work!
- Chief Wiggum: I guess I'm finally motivated! Unlike being police chief, a safety inspector can actually make a difference!
- Homer: Well, I guess this town might be safer with you in charge, Wiggy. Just promise not to work too hard.
- Chief Wiggum: Easiest promise I ever made!
- Waylon Smithers: But, chief! The plant has never been safer! You can't just walk away!
- Chief Wiggum: Sorry, Mr. Smithers. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't argue with an archaic statue from the town charter.
