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{{Song
 
{{Song
 
|name = "We Are the Jockeys"
 
|name = "We Are the Jockeys"
|image =  
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|image = [[File:We Are the Jockeys.png|250px]]
 
|singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]]
 
|singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]]
|characters = Jockeys<br>[[Homer Simpson]]
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|characters = [[Male jockey 1]]<br>{{ap|Bill|Saddlesore Galactica}}<br>[[Male jockey 2]]<br>[[Tree jockey]]<br>[[Toadstool jockey]]<br>[[Female jockey]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]
|length = '''Album:''' 1:37
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|length = '''Episode:''' 1:03<br>'''Album:''' 1:37
 
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Tim Long]]
 
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Tim Long]]
 
|album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''
 
|album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''
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== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
 
=== Episode version ===
 
=== Episode version ===
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:'''Jockeys:'''
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:''Freaks... freaks... freaks...''
 
:We are the jockeys,
 
:We are the jockeys,
 
:Jockeys are we,
 
:Jockeys are we,
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:In a fiberglass tree.
 
:In a fiberglass tree.
  
:'''Jockey #1:'''
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:'''[[Tree jockey]]:'''
 
:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
 
:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
  
:'''Jockey #2:'''
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:'''[[Toadstool jockey]]:'''
 
:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
 
:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
  
:'''Jockey #3:'''
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:'''[[Male jockey 2]]:'''
 
:But all is not well in Jockey Town.
 
:But all is not well in Jockey Town.
  
:'''Jockey #4:'''
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:'''[[Female jockey]]:'''
 
:Your renegade horse is making us frown.
 
:Your renegade horse is making us frown.
  
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:Whadaya want me to do?
 
:Whadaya want me to do?
  
:'''Jockey #3:'''
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:'''[[Male jockey 1]]:'''
 
:Your horse must lose.
 
:Your horse must lose.
  
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:My horse must lose?
 
:My horse must lose?
  
:'''Jockey #5:'''
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:'''Male jockey 1:'''
 
:No win!  
 
:No win!  
  
:'''Jockey #6:'''
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:'''{{ap|Bill|Saddlesore Galactica}}:'''
 
:No show!  
 
:No show!  
  
:'''Jockey #3:
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:'''Tree jockey:
 
:No place!  
 
:No place!  
  
:'''Jockey #4:'''
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:'''Toadstool jockey:'''
 
:Just lose the stinkin' race.
 
:Just lose the stinkin' race.
  
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:And what if I refuse to lose?
 
:And what if I refuse to lose?
  
:'''Jockey #6:'''
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:'''Male jockey 1:'''
 
:We'll eat your brain!
 
:We'll eat your brain!
  
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:We are the jockeys,
 
:We are the jockeys,
 
:Jockeys are we,
 
:Jockeys are we,
:We live underground,
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:We live underground
 
:In a fiberglass tree.
 
:In a fiberglass tree.
  
:'''Jockey #1:'''
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:'''Tree jockey:'''
 
:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
 
:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
  
:'''Jockey #2:'''
+
:'''Toadstool jockey:'''
 
:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
 
:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
  
:'''Jockey #3:'''
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:'''Male jockey 2:'''
 
:But all is not well in Jockey Town.
 
:But all is not well in Jockey Town.
  
:'''Jockey #4:'''
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:'''Female jockey:'''
 
:Your renegade horse is making us frown.
 
:Your renegade horse is making us frown.
  
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:Whadaya want me to do?
 
:Whadaya want me to do?
  
:'''Jockey #3:'''
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:'''Male jockey 1:'''
 
:Your horse must lose.
 
:Your horse must lose.
  
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:My horse must lose?
 
:My horse must lose?
  
:'''Jockey #5:'''
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:'''Male jockey 1:'''
 
:No win!  
 
:No win!  
  
:'''Jockey #6:'''
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:'''Male jockey 2:'''
 
:No show!  
 
:No show!  
  
:'''Jockey #3:
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:'''Tree jockey:
 
:No place!  
 
:No place!  
  
:'''Jockey #4:'''
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:'''Toadstool jockey:'''
 
:Just lose the stinkin' race.
 
:Just lose the stinkin' race.
  
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:And what if I refuse to lose?
 
:And what if I refuse to lose?
  
:'''Jockey #6:'''
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:'''Male jockey 1:'''
 
:We'll eat your brain!
 
:We'll eat your brain!
  
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:''Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?''
 
:''Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?''
  
:'''Jockey #1:'''
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:'''Male jockey 1:'''
 
:''No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.''
 
:''No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.''
  
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== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==
 
*{{ep|Saddlesore Galactica}}
 
*{{ep|Saddlesore Galactica}}
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*{{ep|Lisa the Boy Scout|(archive footage)}}
 
*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}}
 
*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}}
  

Latest revision as of 10:23, October 10, 2022

"We Are the Jockeys"
We Are the Jockeys.png
Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Nancy Cartwright
Harry Shearer
Hank Azaria
Tress MacNeille
Characters: Male jockey 1
Bill
Male jockey 2
Tree jockey
Toadstool jockey
Female jockey
Homer Simpson
Length: Episode: 1:03
Album: 1:37
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Tim Long
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Saddlesore Galactica"

"We Are the Jockeys" is a song sung by jockeys and Homer.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

Jockeys:
Freaks... freaks... freaks...
We are the jockeys,
Jockeys are we,
We live underground
In a fiberglass tree.
Tree jockey:
'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
Toadstool jockey:
On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
Male jockey 2:
But all is not well in Jockey Town.
Female jockey:
Your renegade horse is making us frown.
Homer:
Whadaya want me to do?
Male jockey 1:
Your horse must lose.
Homer:
My horse must lose?
Male jockey 1:
No win!
Bill:
No show!
Tree jockey:
No place!
Toadstool jockey:
Just lose the stinkin' race.
Homer:
And what if I refuse to lose?
Male jockey 1:
We'll eat your brain!
Homer:
My horse must lose!

Album version[edit]

Homer:
What happened?
[jockeys giggle]
What is this place?
Jockey #1:
Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.
[jockeys giggle]
Homer:
Why are you talking like that?
Jockey #1:
These are our real voices. [normal voice] We only talk like this on your surface world.
Homer:
But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.
Jockey #1:
All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.
All jockeys:
Freaks... freaks... freaks...
We are the jockeys,
Jockeys are we,
We live underground
In a fiberglass tree.
Tree jockey:
'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
Toadstool jockey:
On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
Male jockey 2:
But all is not well in Jockey Town.
Female jockey:
Your renegade horse is making us frown.
Homer:
Whadaya want me to do?
Male jockey 1:
Your horse must lose.
Homer:
My horse must lose?
Male jockey 1:
No win!
Male jockey 2:
No show!
Tree jockey:
No place!
Toadstool jockey:
Just lose the stinkin' race.
Homer:
And what if I refuse to lose?
Male jockey 1:
We'll eat your brain!
Homer:
My horse must lose!
Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?
Male jockey 1:
No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is the twenty-sixth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances[edit]