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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wait, wait, wait, so in August it's cold? | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wait, wait, wait, so in August it's cold? | ||
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{{qf|Kidnapper #1}} We should make our transfers in a safer place. | {{qf|Kidnapper #1}} We should make our transfers in a safer place. | ||
| − | {{qf|Kidnapper #2}} It was Homer's idea. | + | {{qf|Kidnapper #2}} It was Homer's idea. ''[pulls out photo album with Homer's picture showing]'' How can you say "No" to a face like that? |
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| − | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad, we better keep looking for Ronaldo. | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad, we better keep looking for [[Ronaldo]]. |
| − | {{qf|Woman}} | + | {{qf|Woman}} ''[gasps]'' Ronaldo? |
{{qf|Homer}} Do you know him? | {{qf|Homer}} Do you know him? | ||
{{qf|Woman}} No. I was just distracting you while my children rob you. | {{qf|Woman}} No. I was just distracting you while my children rob you. | ||
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{{qf|Bart}} Then I'll have been on every continent. | {{qf|Bart}} Then I'll have been on every continent. | ||
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Except [[Antarctica]]. | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Except [[Antarctica]]. | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} The Simpsons are goin' to Antarctica | + | {{qf|Homer}} The Simpsons are goin' to Antarctica... next year. This year Brazil. |
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- Homer: Wait, wait, wait, so in August it's cold?
- Lisa: That's right.
- Homer: And in February, it's hot?
- Lisa: Mm-hm.
- Homer: So it's opposite land! Crooks chase cops, cats have puppies!
- Lisa: No, Dad, it's just the weather.
- Homer: So hot snow falls up?
- Kidnapper #1: We should make our transfers in a safer place.
- Kidnapper #2: It was Homer's idea. [pulls out photo album with Homer's picture showing] How can you say "No" to a face like that?
- Bart: Dad, we better keep looking for Ronaldo.
- Woman: [gasps] Ronaldo?
- Homer: Do you know him?
- Woman: No. I was just distracting you while my children rob you.
- Homer: Can we stop? I have to go to the bathroom.
- Kidnapper: You just went five minutes ago!
- Homer: I have a bladder the size of a brazilnut!
- Kidnapper: Around here we just call them nuts.
- Homer: The Simpsons are goin' to Brazil.
- Bart: Then I'll have been on every continent.
- Marge: Except Antarctica.
- Homer: The Simpsons are goin' to Antarctica... next year. This year Brazil.
