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{{qf|Female Announcer}} Two young Yankee Doodles have turned this match into a dandy.
 
{{qf|Female Announcer}} Two young Yankee Doodles have turned this match into a dandy.
 
{{qf|Male Announcer}} Both our viewers must be thrilled.
 
{{qf|Male Announcer}} Both our viewers must be thrilled.
 
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{{qf|Greta}} I'm looking for someone more masculine.
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{{qf|[[Greta Wolfcastle|Greta]]}} I'm looking for someone more masculine.
{{qf|Milhouse}} I told you, I don't know how that scrunchy got in my hair!
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{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} I told you, I don't know how that scrunchy got in my hair!
 
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{{qf|Greta}} I can't believe he dumped me!
 
{{qf|Greta}} I can't believe he dumped me!
{{qf|Wolfcastle}} In my movies, this is where I would go berserk.
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{{qf|[[Wolfcastle]]}} In my movies, this is where I would go berserk.
 
{{qf|Greta}} Dad, this isn't a movie!
 
{{qf|Greta}} Dad, this isn't a movie!
 
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{{qf|Homer}} (about Rainer Wolfcastle's SUV) What kind of mileage does it get?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[about Rainer Wolfcastle's SUV]'' What kind of mileage does it get?
{{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} One highway, zero city.
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{{qf|Wolfcastle}} One highway, zero city.
 
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{{qf|Homer}} Ouch! I sat on something sharp!
 
{{qf|Homer}} Ouch! I sat on something sharp!
{{qf|Rainier Wolfcastle}} That's just Lara Flynn Boyle.
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{{qf|Wolfcastle}} That's just [[Lara Flynn Boyle]].
{{qf|Homer}} laughs I have a boil on my ass.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' I have a boil on my ass.
 
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{{qf|Homer}} (giving Bart advice about women) Never give them nicknames like Jumbo or Boxcar, and always get receipts. It makes you look like a business guy
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[giving Bart advice about women]'' Never give them nicknames like Jumbo or Boxcar, and always get receipts. It makes you look like a business guy.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 15:57, April 14, 2020


Season 13 Episode Quotes
279 "Half-Decent Proposal"
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"The Bart Wants What It Wants"
"The Lastest Gun in the West" 281


[Milhouse and Bart have a fight and disrupt a curling match.]
Female Announcer: Two young Yankee Doodles have turned this match into a dandy.
Male Announcer: Both our viewers must be thrilled.

Greta: I'm looking for someone more masculine.
Milhouse: I told you, I don't know how that scrunchy got in my hair!

Greta: I can't believe he dumped me!
Wolfcastle: In my movies, this is where I would go berserk.
Greta: Dad, this isn't a movie!

Homer: [about Rainer Wolfcastle's SUV] What kind of mileage does it get?
Wolfcastle: One highway, zero city.

Homer: Ouch! I sat on something sharp!
Wolfcastle: That's just Lara Flynn Boyle.
Homer: [laughs] I have a boil on my ass.

Homer: [giving Bart advice about women] Never give them nicknames like Jumbo or Boxcar, and always get receipts. It makes you look like a business guy.
Season 13 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XII The Parent Rap Homer the Moe A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love The Blunder Years She of Little Faith Brawl in the Family Sweets and Sour Marge Jaws Wired Shut Half-Decent Proposal The Bart Wants What It Wants The Lastest Gun in the West The Old Man and the Key Tales from the Public Domain Blame It on Lisa Weekend at Burnsie's Gump Roast I Am Furious (Yellow) The Sweetest Apu Little Girl in the Big Ten The Frying Game Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge