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| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Wolfe]]}} I have to go immediately! Please tell my receptionist, Viky, to cancel all of today's appointments! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Will do, Doc! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Please take a seat! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Is that you, Doctor Wolfe? You sound different! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I... have a cold. So I'll be wearing a mask for our appointment!! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Ah! That light is very bright! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You know what isn't bright? Gorging on cotton candy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}}[GASP!] How did you know? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Your teeth are a mess! They need to be capped! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} R-really? Well, far be it for me to question authority. I suppose you know best! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Heh heh! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh hey, Mrs. K! I'm back from my dental appointment! Did I muss actually use later in life? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Today, we were studying fractions... so, no. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} She's just upset because of what happened to principal Skinner. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]}} What happened? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sherri/Terri}} Is he okay? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You don't know? I heard he was bitten by a bat on a vacation to Transylvania! That's why he took the morning off. To see if there was any hope for someone in his condition! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sherri/Terri}} What condition? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, I don't want to use the "v" word, but... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Good afternoon, children! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sherri & Terri}} [GASP!] Principal Skinner's a va-va-vampire! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Now, chief, you know this vampire scare can't be real, right? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I'm a father first and a police chief second... maybe third depending how my bowling team is doing. If Ralphie's in trouble, I'll shoot first and think later! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lou}} So, basically, like you always do. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Speed it up, will ya?! It's a school zone, not a slow zone! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} Actually, chief, the law says... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Bart, get the children to safety and save yourself! Tell mother I loved her! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Eeew! Tell her yourself! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021
- Dr. Wolfe: I have to go immediately! Please tell my receptionist, Viky, to cancel all of today's appointments!
- Bart: Will do, Doc!
- Bart: Please take a seat!
- Principal Skinner: Is that you, Doctor Wolfe? You sound different!
- Bart: I... have a cold. So I'll be wearing a mask for our appointment!!
- Principal Skinner: Ah! That light is very bright!
- Bart: You know what isn't bright? Gorging on cotton candy!
- Principal Skinner:[GASP!] How did you know?
- Bart: Your teeth are a mess! They need to be capped!
- Principal Skinner: R-really? Well, far be it for me to question authority. I suppose you know best!
- Bart: Heh heh!
- Bart: Oh hey, Mrs. K! I'm back from my dental appointment! Did I muss actually use later in life?
- Edna Krabappel: Today, we were studying fractions... so, no.
- Bart: She's just upset because of what happened to principal Skinner.
- Sherri/Terri: What happened?
- Sherri/Terri: Is he okay?
- Bart: You don't know? I heard he was bitten by a bat on a vacation to Transylvania! That's why he took the morning off. To see if there was any hope for someone in his condition!
- Sherri/Terri: What condition?
- Bart: Well, I don't want to use the "v" word, but...
- Principal Skinner: Good afternoon, children!
- Sherri & Terri: [GASP!] Principal Skinner's a va-va-vampire!
- Lou: Now, chief, you know this vampire scare can't be real, right?
- Chief Wiggum: I'm a father first and a police chief second... maybe third depending how my bowling team is doing. If Ralphie's in trouble, I'll shoot first and think later!
- Lou: So, basically, like you always do.
- Chief Wiggum: Speed it up, will ya?! It's a school zone, not a slow zone!
- Raphael: Actually, chief, the law says...
- Bart: Bart, get the children to safety and save yourself! Tell mother I loved her!
- Principal Skinner: Eeew! Tell her yourself!
