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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I thought we weren't allowed to do homework at the table. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's called a double standard, one of the bedrocks of parenting? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} What about me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You're in the top hundred. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Boo-yah! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Now you're not. | |
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Today was fun! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah...listen Homer. you ever think about what you want to do when you're grown up? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I'll eat in bed! not just snacks,''Messy'' stuff! like ''Lasagna''!...uh, and TV would be on, ''Loud'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, would you ever wanna have a read job and a family? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''Pfft!'' wife? three kids? steady job? if I did, I'd secretly be very sad! you could tell by how much I'd eat and drink and sit on the couch! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[Gasps in shock]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Thank God ''That'' never happened. ''[Goes to sleep]'' | ||
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- Homer: I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom.
- Lisa: I thought we weren't allowed to do homework at the table.
- Homer: It's called a double standard, one of the bedrocks of parenting?
- Bart: You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
- Milhouse Van Houten: What about me?
- Bart: You're in the top hundred.
- Milhouse: Boo-yah!
- Bart: Now you're not.
- Homer: Today was fun!
- Bart: Yeah...listen Homer. you ever think about what you want to do when you're grown up?
- Homer: I'll eat in bed! not just snacks,Messy stuff! like Lasagna!...uh, and TV would be on, Loud
- Bart: Hey, would you ever wanna have a read job and a family?
- Homer: Pfft! wife? three kids? steady job? if I did, I'd secretly be very sad! you could tell by how much I'd eat and drink and sit on the couch!
- Bart: [Gasps in shock]
- Homer: Thank God That never happened. [Goes to sleep]
