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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Feels like this playdate's gone on forever.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'll handle this. "Dear Weirdo, pick up weirdo kid." And send.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[Whispers to Marge]'' If this kid dad isn't here in one second, he's going in the garbage can.
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I did it. I saved the day. The same way I won that battle in Vietnam. By fainting!
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{{qf|Marge}} ''[Introduce to Eduardo]'' I'm Marge Simpson. It's so nice to meet a friend Homer met through the mail who isn't a sea monkey.
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{{qf|Homer}} Do you have a disrespectful son who calls you by your first name?
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{{qf|[[Eduardo Barcelona]]}} I cannot imagine such a creature.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, Homer. ''[suddenly]'' Did you just fart?
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{{qf|Homer}} Did you just fart, SIR.
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{{qf|Bart}} Whatever.
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[to Homer]'' Yeah, well, at least you got your health, huh? Now let's see if I can take that away from you. Your poison.
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{{qf|Homer}} I'm tired of living once.
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{{qf|Marge}} I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm starting to regret saying "YOLO."
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Can I help you, stranger?
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{{qf|Eduardo}} I am just watching my friend and his wife innocently pleasure themselves in bed.
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{{qf|Ned}} That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I'm gonna call you Kettle Corn.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Why don't you put this much inventiveness into your work?
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{{qf|Bart}} Because then I'd be the one thing I swore I wouldn't. You.
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{{Season 25|Q}}

Latest revision as of 13:52, May 20, 2021


Season 25 Episode Quotes
533 "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
534
"YOLO"
"Labor Pains" 535


Marge: Feels like this playdate's gone on forever.
Homer: I'll handle this. "Dear Weirdo, pick up weirdo kid." And send.

Homer: [Whispers to Marge] If this kid dad isn't here in one second, he's going in the garbage can.

Principal Skinner: I did it. I saved the day. The same way I won that battle in Vietnam. By fainting!

Marge: [Introduce to Eduardo] I'm Marge Simpson. It's so nice to meet a friend Homer met through the mail who isn't a sea monkey.

Homer: Do you have a disrespectful son who calls you by your first name?
Eduardo Barcelona: I cannot imagine such a creature.
Bart: Hey, Homer. [suddenly] Did you just fart?
Homer: Did you just fart, SIR.
Bart: Whatever.

Moe Szyslak: [to Homer] Yeah, well, at least you got your health, huh? Now let's see if I can take that away from you. Your poison.

Homer: I'm tired of living once.
Marge: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm starting to regret saying "YOLO."

Ned Flanders: Can I help you, stranger?
Eduardo: I am just watching my friend and his wife innocently pleasure themselves in bed.
Ned: That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I'm gonna call you Kettle Corn.

Lisa: Why don't you put this much inventiveness into your work?
Bart: Because then I'd be the one thing I swore I wouldn't. You.
Season 25 Quotes
Homerland Treehouse of Horror XXIV Four Regrettings and a Funeral YOLO Labor Pains The Kid Is All Right Yellow Subterfuge White Christmas Blues Steal This Episode Married to the Blob Specs and the City Diggs The Man Who Grew Too Much The Winter of His Content The War of Art You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee Luca$ Days of Future Future What to Expect When Bart's Expecting Brick Like Me Pay Pal The Yellow Badge of Cowardge