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:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Milhouse]] begins his lesson in telephone etiquette. He and [[Bart]] are at [[742 Evergreen Terrace|Bart's house]], and Bart is beginning a [[Bart's prank calls|prank phone call]].]''
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} When using the telephone, be polite. Give your name and be friendly.
:'''Milhouse''': When using the telephone, be polite. Give your name and be friendly.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hello, my name is Stuart Pidme. You can call me "Stu".
:'''Bart''': Hello, my name is Stuart Pidme. You can call me "Stu".
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:''[On the other end of the call is Moe, at [[Moe's Tavern]].]''
:''[On the other end of the call is [[Moe]], at [[Moe's Tavern]].]''
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Hiya, Stu. How can I help you?
:'''Moe''': Hiya, Stu. How can I help you?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} ''[continuing the lesson]'' Always be clear and concise.
:'''Milhouse''': ''[continuing the lesson]'' Always be clear and concise.
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{{qf|Bart}} I'm looking for Miss Suring. Her first name is Ann.
:'''Bart''': I'm looking for Miss Suring. Her first name is Ann.
 
 
:''[The scene shifts back to Moe's Tavern, where Moe calls out for Bart's party.]''
 
:''[The scene shifts back to Moe's Tavern, where Moe calls out for Bart's party.]''
:'''Moe''': Got a phone call here. Stu Pidme for Ann Suring. Anyone know Stu Pidme?
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{{qf|Moe}} Got a phone call here. Stu Pidme for Ann Suring. Anyone know Stu Pidme?
:'''[[Barney]]''': I know you, Moe. ''[laughs]''
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{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} I know you, Moe. ''[laughs]''
 
:''[On the phone, Bart also laughs. Moe realizes he's been pranked.]''
 
:''[On the phone, Bart also laughs. Moe realizes he's been pranked.]''
:'''Moe''': ''[angry]'' Yeah, yeah ... Very funny.
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{{qf|Moe}} ''[angry]'' Yeah, yeah ... Very funny.
 
:''[Back at Bart's house, Milhouse keeps on with the lesson.]''
 
:''[Back at Bart's house, Milhouse keeps on with the lesson.]''
:'''Milhouse''': If you've misdialed, apologize.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} If you've misdialed, apologize.
:'''Bart''': ''[still on the phone with Moe]'' I'm sorry. This must be the wrong number.
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[still on the phone with Moe]'' I'm sorry. This must be the wrong number.
:'''Moe''': ''[mollified]'' Aw, that's okay, kid. That was the nicest crank call I ever had.
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{{qf|Moe}} ''[mollified]'' Aw, that's okay, kid. That was the nicest crank call I ever had.
:'''Milhouse''': ''[concluding the lesson]'' Manners '''do''' matter!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} ''[concluding the lesson]'' Manners '''do''' matter!
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Latest revision as of 09:18, May 15, 2021



Milhouse Van Houten: When using the telephone, be polite. Give your name and be friendly.
Bart: Hello, my name is Stuart Pidme. You can call me "Stu".
[On the other end of the call is Moe, at Moe's Tavern.]
Moe Szyslak: Hiya, Stu. How can I help you?
Milhouse: [continuing the lesson] Always be clear and concise.
Bart: I'm looking for Miss Suring. Her first name is Ann.
[The scene shifts back to Moe's Tavern, where Moe calls out for Bart's party.]
Moe: Got a phone call here. Stu Pidme for Ann Suring. Anyone know Stu Pidme?
Barney Gumble: I know you, Moe. [laughs]
[On the phone, Bart also laughs. Moe realizes he's been pranked.]
Moe: [angry] Yeah, yeah ... Very funny.
[Back at Bart's house, Milhouse keeps on with the lesson.]
Milhouse: If you've misdialed, apologize.
Bart: [still on the phone with Moe] I'm sorry. This must be the wrong number.
Moe: [mollified] Aw, that's okay, kid. That was the nicest crank call I ever had.
Milhouse: [concluding the lesson] Manners do matter!