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− | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} When using the telephone, be polite. Give your name and be friendly. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hello, my name is Stuart Pidme. You can call me "Stu". | |
− | + | :''[On the other end of the call is Moe, at [[Moe's Tavern]].]'' | |
− | :''[On the other end of the call is | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Hiya, Stu. How can I help you? |
− | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} ''[continuing the lesson]'' Always be clear and concise. | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'm looking for Miss Suring. Her first name is Ann. | |
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:''[The scene shifts back to Moe's Tavern, where Moe calls out for Bart's party.]'' | :''[The scene shifts back to Moe's Tavern, where Moe calls out for Bart's party.]'' | ||
− | + | {{qf|Moe}} Got a phone call here. Stu Pidme for Ann Suring. Anyone know Stu Pidme? | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} I know you, Moe. ''[laughs]'' | |
:''[On the phone, Bart also laughs. Moe realizes he's been pranked.]'' | :''[On the phone, Bart also laughs. Moe realizes he's been pranked.]'' | ||
− | + | {{qf|Moe}} ''[angry]'' Yeah, yeah ... Very funny. | |
:''[Back at Bart's house, Milhouse keeps on with the lesson.]'' | :''[Back at Bart's house, Milhouse keeps on with the lesson.]'' | ||
− | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} If you've misdialed, apologize. | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[still on the phone with Moe]'' I'm sorry. This must be the wrong number. | |
− | + | {{qf|Moe}} ''[mollified]'' Aw, that's okay, kid. That was the nicest crank call I ever had. | |
− | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} ''[concluding the lesson]'' Manners '''do''' matter! | |
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+ | [[Category:Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders stories quotes]] |
Latest revision as of 09:18, May 15, 2021
- Milhouse Van Houten: When using the telephone, be polite. Give your name and be friendly.
- Bart: Hello, my name is Stuart Pidme. You can call me "Stu".
- [On the other end of the call is Moe, at Moe's Tavern.]
- Moe Szyslak: Hiya, Stu. How can I help you?
- Milhouse: [continuing the lesson] Always be clear and concise.
- Bart: I'm looking for Miss Suring. Her first name is Ann.
- [The scene shifts back to Moe's Tavern, where Moe calls out for Bart's party.]
- Moe: Got a phone call here. Stu Pidme for Ann Suring. Anyone know Stu Pidme?
- Barney Gumble: I know you, Moe. [laughs]
- [On the phone, Bart also laughs. Moe realizes he's been pranked.]
- Moe: [angry] Yeah, yeah ... Very funny.
- [Back at Bart's house, Milhouse keeps on with the lesson.]
- Milhouse: If you've misdialed, apologize.
- Bart: [still on the phone with Moe] I'm sorry. This must be the wrong number.
- Moe: [mollified] Aw, that's okay, kid. That was the nicest crank call I ever had.
- Milhouse: [concluding the lesson] Manners do matter!