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'''''Dr. Crab's Commie Comics''''' is a comic story featured in ''[[Radioactive Man 1|Radioactive Man #1]]''. The comic was later reprinted in ''[[Radioactive Man: Radioactive Repository Volume One]]''.
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'''''Dr. Crab's Commie Comics''''' is a ''{{ap|Radioactive Man|comic book series}}'' comic story first printed in {{RM|1}}.
  
 
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{{Ch|Radioactive Man}} smashes his way into the hideout of the Red Fez spy ring and takes them out, trying to find [[Dr. Crab]]. After the gang is taken to jail, [[Claude Kane III]] changes back into his normal clothes and decides that he needs a secret hideout. He then finds an architectural model lying on the ground and takes it, leaving [[J. Westminster Fullbright]], the architect, confused as to where his model had gone. Radioactive Man then builds the secret lair on top of [[Mount Zenith]], near the nuclear test site. He then calls his new secret base [[The Containment Dome]].
  
{{ch|Radioactive Man}} trying to capture [[Dr. Crab]] and visiting [[the Red Fez]] but Dr. Crab eluded him, Radioactive Man realizes now that he needs his own secret hideout and after found a model of a glass house, he realizes how his hideout should look out and he knows where he should place it. He built it at the [[Mount Zenith]]. Radioactive Man sitting and listening to [[Gloria Grand]] talking on the radio in her new house, Glroia and [[J. J. Bellwether]] talking there about the comics from [[William G. Maimes]], which mining the morals of the children. When Bellwether ask in the radio all parents to throw out the bad comic books and buy his hartley comics ask Gloria if he is not blaming the Maimes for outsell his comics. Radioactive Man turns off the radio and fly to [[The Wzen Tower]] as [[Claude Kane III]] and trying to take Gloria out for a dinner, she has no time but think he should look for a next Dorr to her, [[Rod Runtledge]], Gloria is worried at he becoming a juvenile delinquent. While hearing Claude on the news that Dr. Crab has announced at tonight will he humilate Radioactive Man for pull the biggest heist in [[Zenith City]]'s history. Claude tells Gloria that he did not have time to babysit and start planning for the meeting with Dr. Crab.
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Radioactive Man starts playing cards in his new base whilst [[Gloria Grand]] talks on the radio about juvenile delinquency. She gets [[J.J. Bellwether]] on the show to talk about it, and he says the cause is evil comic books published by [[William G. Maimes]]. He says these comic books are undermining the morals of children. He then calls on parents to throw out these "evil" comic books and buy his comic book ''[[Hartley]]''. Gloria questions whether Bellwether is blaming the comic books because they outsell his.
  
Radioactive Man makes a visit to the [[Finger's House of Giant Props]] where Dr. Crab is located. Dr. Crab is pleased to Radioactive Man came and fire his atom smasher ray against Radioactive Man, and he hits Radioactive Man. Radioactive Man becomes stunned for a moment and fly right into a giant LP that fall to the ground and smashes Dr. Crabs henchmen. Radioactive Man loses his stunned and see that Dr. Crab has migratory and he starts searching for him. He sees a burglary in an electronics store and it turns out that the villain is Rod carrying a stolen TV. Radioactive Man decides not to arrest Rod and he giving him a lift home to [[Aunt June]] and he give her the TV. Radioactive Man sees Rod collection of comic books and realize they are the reason that is why he became a criminal and realizes that he must stop the comics.
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Radioactive Man flies to [[WZEN Tower]] and changes into his Claude Kane clothes and heads to Gloria's office. He bumps into [[Gretchen Grille]], the society reporter, on the way. Claude eventually gets to Gloria's office and asks her out again, which annoys Gloria. At that moment, a report that Dr. Crab had issued a challenge to Radioactive Man came through. Crab claimed that he would pull a record robbery, the biggest heist in Zenith City's history.
  
The next day in Gloria's radio show tell [[Dr. Hedrick Hertzmann]] that he agreed with Bellwether on the Maimes and says that it's part of a communist conspiracy. Radioactive Man listen on the radio show, and after the broadcast, he flies into the studio to get more information from Hedrick Hertzmann. Hedrick Hertzmann tell to him that the Maime's moscow connection is Dr. Crab and he has an insatiable appetite for seafood cocktail. Radioactive Man calling all Seafood Cocktail delivery company and obtains the address of the person who made the most orders, which is Dr. Crab. Radioactive Man makes a visit to Dr. Crab which using his atomic smasher ray again, this time stubs Radioacitve Man against Dr. Crabs metal control panel that lets Radioactvie Man become electrified and Dr. Crabs atomic smash ray falls innto pieces. Dr. Crab fleeing the field of an escape rocket.
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Gloria asks Claude to do something worthwhile for a change, and shows him a picture of [[Rod Runtledge]], an orphan boy who lives next door to Gloria. She asks Claude to talk to him as Rod needs a man to be a good influence on him. Claude says he'll have to do it another time and goes to figure out Dr. Crab's challenge. He then heads to [[Finger's House of Giant Props]], where they built a giant gold record, which Dr. Crab was going to melt down.
  
Radioative Man realize that he can not get hold of Dr. Crab today, but can stop the comics, so he makes a visit to the Congressional Commitee which discussing about the comics should be stopped but since there is no evidence against Maimes they thinking do nothing until Radioactive Man came into the room with Maime's Comics, which he found at Dr. Crab, this causes them to arrest Mr. Maime. Hertzmann talks with Gloria and tell them that they now start a cartoon conduct code program that would examine every comic book free from subversive ideas, after he left Gloria it turns out that Hedrick Hertzmann and J. J. Bellwather is the same person, he is happy that Radioactive Man made him get a bigger fortune and it was easy to find Dr. Crabs hideout and smuggle the comics to his home. Radioactive Man makes a visit to Rod again which throwing his comic books in the river for he has realized that comic books led him down the wrong path. Radiactive Man tells Rod that it was the first step to acleaner, healthier and America.
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Radioactive Man enters the building, but gets stunned by Dr. Crab's gun. He falls into the giant gold record, knocking it over, taking out all of the thugs. Dr. Crab runs off so Radioactive Man goes looking for him. This is when he notices several kids robbing a store, among them Rod Runtledge. Radioactive Man then takes Rod, and the TV he had stolen, back to his apartment, where he meets Gloria.
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Gloria asks Radioactive Man for an interview, but he declines, saying he's trying to stop Rod from becoming a delinquent. At Rod's apartment, he meets Rod's aunt, [[Aunt June]]. Radioactive Man then finds that Rod has got lots of violent comic books and tells Rod that he shouldn't be reading them.
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The next day, Gloria Grand interviews Dr. [[Hedrick Hertzmann]] on her show. He agrees with J.J. Bellwether that degenerate comic books are the cause of moral decay in children, and explains that he thinks William G. Maimes is a soviet agent. Radioactive Man, listening to the radio, believes this theory and goes to talk to Hertzmann about it. He tells Radioactive Man that his informant was Dr. Vladimir Krabokov, AKA Dr. Crab. He then tells Radioactive Man that Dr. Crab has an insatiable appetite for seafood cocktail.
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Radioactive Man calls every seafood cocktail delivery company in town and Zenith Seafood Service told him that they were making unusually large shipments to a deserted factory. He smashes through the wall of the factory to find Dr. Crab. Radioactive Man is caught in Dr. Crab's ray gun again and falls, his lightning bolt hitting a metal panel which short circuits the gun. He then finds evidence against Maimes in the factory.
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In court, Maimes is standing trial for anti-American activities. Radioactive Man then bursts into the court house with a pile of comics he took from Dr. Crab's factory, which Radioactive Man says proves Maimes was working with Dr. Crab. The congressional committee takes this evidence and declares Maimes guilty. After the trial, Hedrick Hertzmann removes his face, revealing that it was a mask, and he was J.J. Bellwether all along. He says that with Maimes gone, he'll make an even larger fortune and dominate the comic book market. Later, Radioactive Man finds Rod Runtledge dumping all his comic books into the lake and tells him that it's the first step towards a cleaner, healthier America.
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Latest revision as of 18:09, June 28, 2020

Dr. Crab's Commie Comics
Dr. Crab's Commie Comics.png
Comic Story information
Released: January 1994
Comic series: Radioactive Man
Pages: 18
Written by: Steve Vance
Cindy Vance


Dr. Crab's Commie Comics is a Radioactive Man comic story first printed in Radioactive Man #1.

Plot[edit]

Radioactive Man smashes his way into the hideout of the Red Fez spy ring and takes them out, trying to find Dr. Crab. After the gang is taken to jail, Claude Kane III changes back into his normal clothes and decides that he needs a secret hideout. He then finds an architectural model lying on the ground and takes it, leaving J. Westminster Fullbright, the architect, confused as to where his model had gone. Radioactive Man then builds the secret lair on top of Mount Zenith, near the nuclear test site. He then calls his new secret base The Containment Dome.

Radioactive Man starts playing cards in his new base whilst Gloria Grand talks on the radio about juvenile delinquency. She gets J.J. Bellwether on the show to talk about it, and he says the cause is evil comic books published by William G. Maimes. He says these comic books are undermining the morals of children. He then calls on parents to throw out these "evil" comic books and buy his comic book Hartley. Gloria questions whether Bellwether is blaming the comic books because they outsell his.

Radioactive Man flies to WZEN Tower and changes into his Claude Kane clothes and heads to Gloria's office. He bumps into Gretchen Grille, the society reporter, on the way. Claude eventually gets to Gloria's office and asks her out again, which annoys Gloria. At that moment, a report that Dr. Crab had issued a challenge to Radioactive Man came through. Crab claimed that he would pull a record robbery, the biggest heist in Zenith City's history.

Gloria asks Claude to do something worthwhile for a change, and shows him a picture of Rod Runtledge, an orphan boy who lives next door to Gloria. She asks Claude to talk to him as Rod needs a man to be a good influence on him. Claude says he'll have to do it another time and goes to figure out Dr. Crab's challenge. He then heads to Finger's House of Giant Props, where they built a giant gold record, which Dr. Crab was going to melt down.

Radioactive Man enters the building, but gets stunned by Dr. Crab's gun. He falls into the giant gold record, knocking it over, taking out all of the thugs. Dr. Crab runs off so Radioactive Man goes looking for him. This is when he notices several kids robbing a store, among them Rod Runtledge. Radioactive Man then takes Rod, and the TV he had stolen, back to his apartment, where he meets Gloria.

Gloria asks Radioactive Man for an interview, but he declines, saying he's trying to stop Rod from becoming a delinquent. At Rod's apartment, he meets Rod's aunt, Aunt June. Radioactive Man then finds that Rod has got lots of violent comic books and tells Rod that he shouldn't be reading them.

The next day, Gloria Grand interviews Dr. Hedrick Hertzmann on her show. He agrees with J.J. Bellwether that degenerate comic books are the cause of moral decay in children, and explains that he thinks William G. Maimes is a soviet agent. Radioactive Man, listening to the radio, believes this theory and goes to talk to Hertzmann about it. He tells Radioactive Man that his informant was Dr. Vladimir Krabokov, AKA Dr. Crab. He then tells Radioactive Man that Dr. Crab has an insatiable appetite for seafood cocktail.

Radioactive Man calls every seafood cocktail delivery company in town and Zenith Seafood Service told him that they were making unusually large shipments to a deserted factory. He smashes through the wall of the factory to find Dr. Crab. Radioactive Man is caught in Dr. Crab's ray gun again and falls, his lightning bolt hitting a metal panel which short circuits the gun. He then finds evidence against Maimes in the factory.

In court, Maimes is standing trial for anti-American activities. Radioactive Man then bursts into the court house with a pile of comics he took from Dr. Crab's factory, which Radioactive Man says proves Maimes was working with Dr. Crab. The congressional committee takes this evidence and declares Maimes guilty. After the trial, Hedrick Hertzmann removes his face, revealing that it was a mask, and he was J.J. Bellwether all along. He says that with Maimes gone, he'll make an even larger fortune and dominate the comic book market. Later, Radioactive Man finds Rod Runtledge dumping all his comic books into the lake and tells him that it's the first step towards a cleaner, healthier America.

Reprints[edit]

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