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|name = "Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)"
 
|name = "Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)"
 
|image =  
 
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|singers = [[Hank Azaria]] <br/> [[Jon Lovitz]] <br/> [[Harry Shearer]]
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|singers = [[Julie Kavner]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]
|characters = [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]] <br/> [[Ned Flanders]] <br/> [[Marge Simpson]] <br/> [[Chief Wiggum]] <br/> [[Llewellyn Sinclair]]<br>[[Otto Mann]]
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|characters = [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]]<br>[[Ned Flanders]]<br>[[Marge Simpson]]<br>[[Chief Wiggum]]<br>[[Llewellyn Sinclair]]<br>[[Otto Mann]]
 
|length = 4:03
 
|length = 4:03
|writer = [[Jeff Martin]]<br>[[Alf Clausen]]
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|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]] and [[Jeff Martin]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Jeff Martin]]
 
|album = ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''
 
|album = ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''
|appearance = "[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"
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"'''Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)'''" is a song sung by [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]], [[Ned Flanders]], [[Marge Simpson]], [[Chief Wiggum]], [[Llewellyn Sinclair]], and [[Otto Mann]]. It's the sixth track on the album ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. The track is a medley of the song "[[#White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue)|White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue)]]" (0:20), "[[#Long Before the Superdome|Long Before the Superdome]]" (0:23), "[[#New Orleans|New Orleans]]" (0:36), "[[#I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras|I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras]]" (0:44), "[[#I am Just a Simple Paper Boy|I am Just a Simple Paper Boy]]" (0:41), "[[#Stella|Stella]]" (0:17), "[[#She Flies |She Flies]]" (0:34), and "[[#The Kindness of Strangers|The Kindness of Strangers]]" (0:39).  
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"'''Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)'''" is a track from ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. It is the sixth track on the album and consists of the songs "White-Hot Grease Fires", "[[Long Before the Superdome]]", "{{ap|New Orleans|song}}", "[[I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras]]", "[[I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy]]", "[[Stella!]]", "She Flies" and "[[The Kindness of Strangers]]" from the episode "[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]".
  
 
== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
 
=== White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) ===
 
=== White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) ===
:'''[[Llewellyn Sinclair]]''':
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:'''[[Llewellyn Sinclair]]:'''
 
:''Perhaps we're ''all'' a little mad, we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the proscenium arch. But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead-eyed suburbanites into white hot grease fires of pure entertainment!!! Except you, you're not working out, I'll be playing your part.''
 
:''Perhaps we're ''all'' a little mad, we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the proscenium arch. But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead-eyed suburbanites into white hot grease fires of pure entertainment!!! Except you, you're not working out, I'll be playing your part.''
  
:'''[[Otto Mann]]''':
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:'''[[Otto Mann]]:'''
 
:''Drag.''
 
:''Drag.''
  
 
=== Long Before the Superdome ===
 
=== Long Before the Superdome ===
:'''Chief Wiggum''':
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:'''Chief Wiggum:'''
 
:Long before the Superdome,
 
:Long before the Superdome,
 
:Where the Saints of football play,
 
:Where the Saints of football play,
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=== New Orleans ===
 
=== New Orleans ===
:'''Ensemble''':
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:'''Ensemble:'''
 
:New Or-le-ans,
 
:New Or-le-ans,
 
:Home of pirates, drunks, and whores,
 
:Home of pirates, drunks, and whores,
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=== I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras ===
 
=== I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras ===
:'''Woman''':
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:'''Woman:'''
 
:''What's the matter, honey, are you lost?''
 
:''What's the matter, honey, are you lost?''
  
:'''Marge''':
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:'''Marge:'''
 
:''I'm lookin' for ma sister, Stella.''
 
:''I'm lookin' for ma sister, Stella.''
  
:'''[[Lisa]]''':
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:'''[[Lisa]]:'''
 
:''It's mom!''
 
:''It's mom!''
  
:'''[[Homer]]''':
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:'''[[Homer]]:'''
 
:''Huh?''
 
:''Huh?''
  
:'''Marge''':
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:'''Marge:'''
 
:''Ma name is Blanche DuBois.''
 
:''Ma name is Blanche DuBois.''
  
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=== I am Just a Simple Paper Boy ===
 
=== I am Just a Simple Paper Boy ===
:'''Apu''':
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:'''Apu:'''
 
:''I'm collecting for ''The Evening Star''.''
 
:''I'm collecting for ''The Evening Star''.''
  
:'''Marge''':
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:'''Marge:'''
 
:''Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.''
 
:''Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.''
  
:'''Apu''':
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:'''Apu:'''
 
:I am just a simple paper boy,
 
:I am just a simple paper boy,
 
:No romance do I seek.
 
:No romance do I seek.
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=== Stella ===
 
=== Stella ===
:'''Ned Flanders''':
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:'''Ned Flanders:'''
 
:STELLA!!!
 
:STELLA!!!
 
:STELLA!!!
 
:STELLA!!!
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=== The Kindness of Strangers ===
 
=== The Kindness of Strangers ===
:'''Marge''':
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:'''Marge:'''
 
:''Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.''
 
:''Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.''
  
:'''Ensemble''':
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:'''Ensemble:'''
 
:You can always depend on the kindness of strangers
 
:You can always depend on the kindness of strangers
 
:To pluck up your spirits and shield you from dangers.
 
:To pluck up your spirits and shield you from dangers.
  
:'''Marge''':
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:'''Marge:'''
 
:Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret.
 
:Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret.
  
:'''Cast''':
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:'''Cast:'''
 
:A stranger's just a friend you haven't met!
 
:A stranger's just a friend you haven't met!
 
:You haven't met!
 
:You haven't met!
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== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==
*{{ep|A Streetcar Named Marge}}
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*{{alb|Songs in the Key of Springfield}}
  
[[Category:Songs]]
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{{Songs in the Key of Springfield}}
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[[Category:Medleys]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Apu]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Apu]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Marge]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Marge]]
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[[Category:Songs by Ned]]
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[[Category:Songs by Chief Wiggum]]
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[[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]]
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[[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]]
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[[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]]

Latest revision as of 05:18, March 21, 2023

"Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)"
Song Information
Singers: Julie Kavner
Hank Azaria
Harry Shearer
Characters: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Ned Flanders
Marge Simpson
Chief Wiggum
Llewellyn Sinclair
Otto Mann
Length: 4:03
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen and Jeff Martin
Lyrics: Jeff Martin
Album: Songs in the Key of Springfield

"Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)" is a track from Songs in the Key of Springfield. It is the sixth track on the album and consists of the songs "White-Hot Grease Fires", "Long Before the Superdome", "New Orleans", "I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras", "I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy", "Stella!", "She Flies" and "The Kindness of Strangers" from the episode "A Streetcar Named Marge".

Lyrics[edit]

White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue)[edit]

Llewellyn Sinclair:
Perhaps we're all a little mad, we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the proscenium arch. But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead-eyed suburbanites into white hot grease fires of pure entertainment!!! Except you, you're not working out, I'll be playing your part.
Otto Mann:
Drag.

Long Before the Superdome[edit]

Chief Wiggum:
Long before the Superdome,
Where the Saints of football play,
Lived a city that the damned call home.
Hear their hellish roundelay...

New Orleans[edit]

Ensemble:
New Or-le-ans,
Home of pirates, drunks, and whores,
New Or-le-ans,
Tacky overpriced souvenir stores.
If you want to go to Hell, you should take a trip
To the Sodom and Gomorra on the Mississip.
New Or-le-ans,
Stinky, rotten, vomiting, vile,
New Or-le-ans,
Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul.
New Or-le-ans,
Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank,
New Or-le-ans.

I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras[edit]

Woman:
What's the matter, honey, are you lost?
Marge:
I'm lookin' for ma sister, Stella.
Lisa:
It's mom!
Homer:
Huh?
Marge:
Ma name is Blanche DuBois.
I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras,
A neverending party...
Ha!
I'm a faded southern dame
Without a dime.

I am Just a Simple Paper Boy[edit]

Apu:
I'm collecting for The Evening Star.
Marge:
Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.
Apu:
I am just a simple paper boy,
No romance do I seek.
I just wanted forty cents
For my deliveries last week.
Will this bewitching floozy
Seduce this humble newsie?
Oh, what's a a paper boy to...do?
Woo-hoo!

Stella[edit]

Ned Flanders:
STELLA!!!
STELLA!!!
Can't you hear me yell-a?
You're puttin' me through Hell-a?
Stella, STELLA!!!!

She Flies[edit]

(instrumental)

The Kindness of Strangers[edit]

Marge:
Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Ensemble:
You can always depend on the kindness of strangers
To pluck up your spirits and shield you from dangers.
Marge:
Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret.
Cast:
A stranger's just a friend you haven't met!
You haven't met!
STREETCAR!

Appearances[edit]