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'''[[Homer]]''': "What would Zorro do?" ''(Zorro gets shot)'' "ZORROOOOOOOOOOO....!"
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{{qf|Announcer}} [[Buzz Cola]], the taste you'll kill for.
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{{qf|German soldier}} Available in ze lobby!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Do they really think cheapening the memory of our veterans will sell soda?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[quickly]'' I have to go to ze lobby!
 
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'''Cow''' ''(deep voice)'': [[Tomacco|"Tomacco"]]
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{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} I told you not to drink all those Frescas before we got in the car.
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Mother, please! You're embarrassing me.
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{{qf|Agnes}} No, I'm not. ''[loudly]'' Seymour needs the toilet! His bladder's full. Full of urine!
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Here, here, have a free beer.
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{{qf|Homer}} Really? But you've never given anyone a free beer.
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{{qf|Moe}} Yeah, I ain't never been slapped with no duelin' glove before, either.
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{{qf|Homer}} Dueling at dawn? How did it ever come to this?
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{{qf|Lisa}} The National Weather Service says dawn is still scheduled for six-twenty tomorrow, and to please stop calling.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} We can't go back home?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Where are we gonna live?
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{{qf|Homer}} Ooh! How 'bout that house?
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{{qf|Lisa}} That has people living in it. You can see them through the windows.
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{{qf|Homer}} Lousy show-offs.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Holy moly, we can't stay here. It's full of raccoons.
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{{qf|Homer}} Just think of 'em as cats with rabies.
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{{qf|Bart}} I'll dig an outhouse.
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{{qf|Lisa}} I'll weed the floor.
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{{qf|Marge}} I'll repress the rage I'm feeling.
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{{qf|Homer}} That's my girl.
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{{qf|[[Chuck Tamzarian]]}} Well, well, look at the city slicker pullin' up in his fancy German car.
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{{qf|Homer}} This car was made in [[Guatemala]].
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{{qf|[[Al Sneed]]}} Well pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers.
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{{qf|Homer}} I bought these shoes from a hobo.
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{{qf|Chuck Tamzarian}} Well la-dee-da, Mr. Park-Avenue manicure.
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{{qf|Homer}} I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming.
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{{qf|Bart}} Dad, if we leave for town right now, we can catch the dinner special at [[Krusty Burger]].
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{{qf|Homer}} Sorry, boy. Going back to [[Springfield]] would be a coward's way out.
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{{qf|Bart}} Wasn't skipping town in the first place a coward's way out?
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, you're right. ''[sobbing]'' I'm a coward. I've made such a mess of things.
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{{qf|Homer}} This farm's hopeless. Why didn't I listen to those inbred hicks? I guess I'll just go hang myself in the barn.
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{{qf|Marge}} Homer, no!
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{{qf|Bart}} Let 'im go, Mom.
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{{qf|Marge}} Well, I'm not crazy about the plutonium or nicotine, but it is very nice to see Bart eating his vegetables.
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{{qf|Lisa}} You're about to launch a terrible evil on the world. You've gotta destroy this plant.
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{{qf|Homer}} I know, honey. But what can I do, as an individual? I wouldn't know where to begin.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Just burn that plant right now and end this madness.
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{{qf|Homer}} I wish I could make a difference, Lisa, but I'm just one man.
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{{qf|Bart}} You okay, Dad?
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{{qf|Homer}} I think so. The bone stopped the bullet.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, this might be one of those things you should go to the hospital for.
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{{qf|Homer}} After pie.
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Latest revision as of 07:11, May 7, 2022


Season 11 Episode Quotes
← 230 "Treehouse of Horror X"
231
"E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
"Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder" 232 →


Announcer: Buzz Cola, the taste you'll kill for.
German soldier: Available in ze lobby!
Lisa: Do they really think cheapening the memory of our veterans will sell soda?
Homer: [quickly] I have to go to ze lobby!
Agnes Skinner: I told you not to drink all those Frescas before we got in the car.
Principal Skinner: Mother, please! You're embarrassing me.
Agnes: No, I'm not. [loudly] Seymour needs the toilet! His bladder's full. Full of urine!
Moe Szyslak: Here, here, have a free beer.
Homer: Really? But you've never given anyone a free beer.
Moe: Yeah, I ain't never been slapped with no duelin' glove before, either.
Homer: Dueling at dawn? How did it ever come to this?
Lisa: The National Weather Service says dawn is still scheduled for six-twenty tomorrow, and to please stop calling.
Bart: We can't go back home?
Lisa: Where are we gonna live?
Homer: Ooh! How 'bout that house?
Lisa: That has people living in it. You can see them through the windows.
Homer: Lousy show-offs.
Marge: Holy moly, we can't stay here. It's full of raccoons.
Homer: Just think of 'em as cats with rabies.
Bart: I'll dig an outhouse.
Lisa: I'll weed the floor.
Marge: I'll repress the rage I'm feeling.
Homer: That's my girl.
Chuck Tamzarian: Well, well, look at the city slicker pullin' up in his fancy German car.
Homer: This car was made in Guatemala.
Al Sneed: Well pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers.
Homer: I bought these shoes from a hobo.
Chuck Tamzarian: Well la-dee-da, Mr. Park-Avenue manicure.
Homer: I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming.
Bart: Dad, if we leave for town right now, we can catch the dinner special at Krusty Burger.
Homer: Sorry, boy. Going back to Springfield would be a coward's way out.
Bart: Wasn't skipping town in the first place a coward's way out?
Homer: Oh, you're right. [sobbing] I'm a coward. I've made such a mess of things.
Homer: This farm's hopeless. Why didn't I listen to those inbred hicks? I guess I'll just go hang myself in the barn.
Marge: Homer, no!
Bart: Let 'im go, Mom.
Marge: Well, I'm not crazy about the plutonium or nicotine, but it is very nice to see Bart eating his vegetables.
Lisa: You're about to launch a terrible evil on the world. You've gotta destroy this plant.
Homer: I know, honey. But what can I do, as an individual? I wouldn't know where to begin.
Lisa: Just burn that plant right now and end this madness.
Homer: I wish I could make a difference, Lisa, but I'm just one man.
Bart: You okay, Dad?
Homer: I think so. The bone stopped the bullet.
Lisa: Dad, this might be one of those things you should go to the hospital for.
Homer: After pie.
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome • Brother's Little Helper • Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? • Treehouse of Horror X • E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) • Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder • Eight Misbehavin' • Take My Wife, Sleaze • Grift of the Magi • Little Big Mom • Faith Off • The Mansion Family • Saddlesore Galactica • Alone Again, Natura-Diddily • Missionary: Impossible • Pygmoelian • Bart to the Future • Days of Wine and D'oh'ses • Kill the Alligator and Run • Last Tap Dance in Springfield • It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge • Behind the Laughter
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