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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, I'm only human. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Selma]]}} I'll get right to the point. I'm getting older, fatter, and uglier. Please, Marge, help me find a man before it's too late. | |
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Find a husband? Wait, which one's Selma again? | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} She's the one who likes "Police Academy" movies and Hummel figurines and walking through the park on clear Autumn days. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Bart, I'm flabbergasted. Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in 40 foot high letters on the field that you would be caught. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Maybe it was one of the other Barts, sir. | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} There are no other Barts! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Uh-oh. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Bart}} Hello, is Homer there? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Homer who? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Homer Sexual. | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Wait one second, let me check. ''[to the bar]'' Ahh, Homer Sexual. Ah, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual. ''[catches on]'' Oh no, you rotten little punk! If I ever get ahold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Skinner}} So, Patty, tell me... tell me more about your trip to [[Egypt]]. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Patty]]}} Nothing more to tell, really. The Nile smells like cattle rot, and they've got horseflies over there the size of your head. | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} Marvelous. Just marvelous. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, Selma hated Egypt, too. A camel spit on her! | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} ''[dismissive]'' Oh yes, I heard they can be difficult. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Skinner}} Kiss me, Patty. I don't have cooties! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} I'm going to ask for your aunt Patty's hand in marriage. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Your funeral, Seymour. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Moe}} Homer, lighten up. You're making "Happy Hour" bitterly ironic. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} I gotta find a date for my big, fat, snotty sister-in-law Selma. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Barney]]}} Hey, I'm intrigued. What does Selma look like? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, like my wife's ugly sister. | ||
| + | {{qf|Barney}} Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man. ''[belches]'' | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Selma}} It's time to give away my love life like so much cheap wine. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Take it to the hoop, Selma! | ||
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- Marge: Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week?
- Homer: Marge, I'm only human.
- Selma: I'll get right to the point. I'm getting older, fatter, and uglier. Please, Marge, help me find a man before it's too late.
- Homer: Find a husband? Wait, which one's Selma again?
- Marge: She's the one who likes "Police Academy" movies and Hummel figurines and walking through the park on clear Autumn days.
- Principal Skinner: Bart, I'm flabbergasted. Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in 40 foot high letters on the field that you would be caught.
- Bart: Maybe it was one of the other Barts, sir.
- Skinner: There are no other Barts!
- Bart: Uh-oh.
- Bart: Hello, is Homer there?
- Moe: Homer who?
- Bart: Homer Sexual.
- Moe: Wait one second, let me check. [to the bar] Ahh, Homer Sexual. Ah, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual. [catches on] Oh no, you rotten little punk! If I ever get ahold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off.
- Skinner: So, Patty, tell me... tell me more about your trip to Egypt.
- Patty: Nothing more to tell, really. The Nile smells like cattle rot, and they've got horseflies over there the size of your head.
- Skinner: Marvelous. Just marvelous.
- Marge: Well, Selma hated Egypt, too. A camel spit on her!
- Skinner: [dismissive] Oh yes, I heard they can be difficult.
- Skinner: Kiss me, Patty. I don't have cooties!
- Skinner: I'm going to ask for your aunt Patty's hand in marriage.
- Bart: Your funeral, Seymour.
- Moe: Homer, lighten up. You're making "Happy Hour" bitterly ironic.
- Homer: I gotta find a date for my big, fat, snotty sister-in-law Selma.
- Barney: Hey, I'm intrigued. What does Selma look like?
- Homer: Well, like my wife's ugly sister.
- Barney: Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man. [belches]
- Selma: It's time to give away my love life like so much cheap wine.
- Homer: Take it to the hoop, Selma!
