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:''[Bart paints parking space lines in the [[Springfield Elementary School]] car park.]''
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(Homer tries to talk to Moe about Mindy without indicating hes referring to himself)<br>
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower. Indistinguishable to the naked eye. But therin lies the game.
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'''[[Homer]]''': Moe I got this friend, Joey.....joe joe..shabado?<br>
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{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.
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'''[[Moe]]''': That's the worst name I've ever heard.<br>
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:''[All the teachers pull into the car park and no one can open their doors]''
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(A man at the end of the bar runs out crying)<br>
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} ''[to Edna Krabappel, banging his door into her car]'' You blasted woman! You parked too close! Move your car!
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'''[[Barney]]''': Joey joe joe come back.
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{{qf|[[Edna]]}} I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell [[Agnes Skinner|your mama]].
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{{qf|Skinner}} Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this.
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{{qf|Ms. Krabappel}} Is it possible all your misbehavior and miserable grades have been caused by a simple vision disorder?
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{{qf|Bart}} You mean, it ain't me noggin'; it's me peepers? Oh, well that's just luverly!
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{{qf|[[Charlie]]}} Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but we desperately need a real emergency exit.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? [[Smithers]], throw this at him.
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{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Oh, if they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor.
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{{qf|[[Carl]]}} And we can't take our pants off when it gets real hot.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain!
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:''[Carl and Lenny look at each other concerned.]''
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{{qf|Homer}} Ya... I mean... not... you know, if we wanted to, not that I ever... did.
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:''[Bart walks into the classroom looking like a nerd.]''
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{{qf|[[Sherri]] and [[Terri]]}} Nice glasses, four-eyes!
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{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Yeah, nice shoes... uh... two-feet.
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{{qf|[[Martin]]}} Your appearance is comical to me.
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:''[Bart sees his reflection in Milhouse's glasses.]''
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[gasps]'' I'm a nerd!
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:''[Milhouse sees his reflection in Bart's glasses.]''
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{{qf|Milhouse}} ''[gasp]'' So am I!
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{{qf|Homer}} Moe, I need your advice.
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{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Yeah.
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{{qf|Homer}} See, I've got this friend named... [[Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo|Joey Jo-Jo... Junior... Shabadoo]]?
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{{qf|Moe}} That's the worst name I ever heard.
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:''[A man at the end of the bar gets up and runs out crying.]''
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{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Hey! Joey Jo-Jo!
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{{qf|Homer}} Uh... so, let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find we have very little in common.
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{{qf|[[Mindy Simmons|Mindy]]}} Can't talk... eating.
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{{qf|Homer}} Hey, my favorite, raspberry swirl with a double glaze.
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{{qf|Mindy}} Double glaze. ''[begins to drool]''
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{{qf|Homer}} [[D'oh]]! Okay, so we have one thing in common. But you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching TV.
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{{qf|Mindy}} Oh, not me. That's my idea of [[Heaven]].
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{{qf|Homer}} D'oh! Me too.
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{{qf|Mindy}} Really? I'm can see I'm gonna love working with you. Well, gotta go. ''[whispers]'' I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch.
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{{qf|Homer}} Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!
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{{qf|Homer}} Hello, hotline? I'm very tempted by another woman!
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Homer Simpson! That's a dilly of a pickle. Hey, let's conference you with Marge, huh?
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[hangs up] '''NOOOOOOO!!!!'''''
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{{qf|Homer}} [[Colonel Klink]]! Did you ever get my letters?
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{{qf|Angel}} I'm not actually Colonel Klink. I'm just assuming his form.
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{{qf|Homer}} Hee, hee, hee! Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?
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{{qf|Homer}} Lisa! Look out behind you!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, I'm not gonna fall for that.
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{{qf|Homer}} No, Lisa, I swear to you! I'm one hundred percent completely serious. You've gotta turn around right now before it's too late!
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:''[Lisa turns around.]''
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{{qf|Lisa}} Huh?
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[running away]'' Sucker.
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{{qf|Marge}} Good news, honey! Two weeks are up! You don't have to wear your glasses any more. And your scalp and posture seem fine!
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{{qf|Bart}} Yes!
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:''[He kicks his shoes through the window and they smash through the Flanders' living room window.]''
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{{qf|Ned Flanders}} Kids, did anyone pray for giant shoes?
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{{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} ''[raises his hand]'' I did!
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{{qf|Ned}} Okilly-dokilly!
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{{qf|Mindy}} What's wrong?
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah, like you don't know! We're gonna have sex.
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{{qf|Mindy}} Oh... well, we don't have to.
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{{qf|Homer}} Yes, we do. The cookie told me so.
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{{qf|Mindy}} Well, deserts aren't always right.
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{{qf|Homer}} But they're so sweet.
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Season 5 Episode Quotes
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"The Last Temptation of Homer"
"$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" 091 →


[Bart paints parking space lines in the Springfield Elementary School car park.]
Bart: The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower. Indistinguishable to the naked eye. But therin lies the game.
Milhouse: I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.
[All the teachers pull into the car park and no one can open their doors]
Principal Skinner: [to Edna Krabappel, banging his door into her car] You blasted woman! You parked too close! Move your car!
Edna: I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell your mama.
Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this.
Ms. Krabappel: Is it possible all your misbehavior and miserable grades have been caused by a simple vision disorder?
Bart: You mean, it ain't me noggin'; it's me peepers? Oh, well that's just luverly!
Charlie: Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but we desperately need a real emergency exit.
Mr. Burns: Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? Smithers, throw this at him.
Lenny: Oh, if they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor.
Carl: And we can't take our pants off when it gets real hot.
Homer: And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain!
[Carl and Lenny look at each other concerned.]
Homer: Ya... I mean... not... you know, if we wanted to, not that I ever... did.
[Bart walks into the classroom looking like a nerd.]
Sherri and Terri: Nice glasses, four-eyes!
Nelson: Yeah, nice shoes... uh... two-feet.
Martin: Your appearance is comical to me.
[Bart sees his reflection in Milhouse's glasses.]
Bart: [gasps] I'm a nerd!
[Milhouse sees his reflection in Bart's glasses.]
Milhouse: [gasp] So am I!
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah.
Homer: See, I've got this friend named... Joey Jo-Jo... Junior... Shabadoo?
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
[A man at the end of the bar gets up and runs out crying.]
Barney Gumble: Hey! Joey Jo-Jo!
Homer: Uh... so, let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find we have very little in common.
Mindy: Can't talk... eating.
Homer: Hey, my favorite, raspberry swirl with a double glaze.
Mindy: Double glaze. [begins to drool]
Homer: D'oh! Okay, so we have one thing in common. But you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching TV.
Mindy: Oh, not me. That's my idea of Heaven.
Homer: D'oh! Me too.
Mindy: Really? I'm can see I'm gonna love working with you. Well, gotta go. [whispers] I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch.
Homer: Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!
Homer: Hello, hotline? I'm very tempted by another woman!
Ned Flanders: Homer Simpson! That's a dilly of a pickle. Hey, let's conference you with Marge, huh?
Homer: [hangs up] NOOOOOOO!!!!
Homer: Colonel Klink! Did you ever get my letters?
Angel: I'm not actually Colonel Klink. I'm just assuming his form.
Homer: Hee, hee, hee! Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?
Homer: Lisa! Look out behind you!
Lisa: Dad, I'm not gonna fall for that.
Homer: No, Lisa, I swear to you! I'm one hundred percent completely serious. You've gotta turn around right now before it's too late!
[Lisa turns around.]
Lisa: Huh?
Homer: [running away] Sucker.
Marge: Good news, honey! Two weeks are up! You don't have to wear your glasses any more. And your scalp and posture seem fine!
Bart: Yes!
[He kicks his shoes through the window and they smash through the Flanders' living room window.]
Ned Flanders: Kids, did anyone pray for giant shoes?
Rod Flanders: [raises his hand] I did!
Ned: Okilly-dokilly!
Mindy: What's wrong?
Homer: Oh yeah, like you don't know! We're gonna have sex.
Mindy: Oh... well, we don't have to.
Homer: Yes, we do. The cookie told me so.
Mindy: Well, deserts aren't always right.
Homer: But they're so sweet.
Season 5 Quotes
Homer's Barbershop Quartet • Cape Feare • Homer Goes to College • Rosebud • Treehouse of Horror IV • Marge on the Lam • Bart's Inner Child • Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood • The Last Temptation of Homer • $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) • Homer the Vigilante • Bart Gets Famous • Homer and Apu • Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy • Deep Space Homer • Homer Loves Flanders • Bart Gets an Elephant • Burns' Heir • Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song • The Boy Who Knew Too Much • Lady Bouvier's Lover • Secrets of a Successful Marriage
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