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The Springfield Job is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Springfield Jobs content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update Smithers! Why is it so quiet in here? Because mute is the default option in 2018. Enough of your meta-humor. I mean, the core is obviously melting down! Where are the alarms?! Simpson must've turned off the alarms to help him focus on stopping the meltdown. Meltdown? I thought that was an alarm clock trying to wake me up from my nap. Task: "Make Homer Pull Levers to Stop a Meltdown". The job takes place at the Control Building or Brown House and takes 6 seconds. Stopped the meltdown. The forty-ninth lever was the charm. Wonder what pulling the first forty-eight levers did. What idiot activated the waste sludge dumper? It filled my Mercedes with radioactive mud! Aristotle Amadopolis, my fellow nuclear plant owner! What are you doing here? The usual. Regretting I ever came. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Aristotle Amadopolis

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Burnsie, I came here with a proposal. I have a proposal too: stop calling me "Burnsie". Burnsie, I'm bored with being a nuclear plant owner. We bend the law, but we never break it. Speak for yourself. I've committed crimes so terrible they haven't even been invented yet. Then I think you'll enjoy what I have in mind. Task: "Make Aristotle Amadopolis Propose a Heist". The job takes place at the Control Building or Brown House and takes 6 seconds. If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Agree to a Heist". The job takes place at the Control Building or Brown House and takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Homer Casually Overhear About a Heist". The job takes place at the Control Building or Brown House and takes 6 seconds. So we are agreed. We each put together a team of criminals and try to be the first to rob the Museum of Super Fine Arts in Little Italy. Whoever gets the loot first is the winner of our little contest. And then we give the loot back, of course, since this is all in fun. Oh, I'll return the loot. Even if during the heist you have a terminal "accident". Why would that happen? I'm putting Homer Simpson on my team. That pretty much guarantees someone will get hurt. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Bart, can you keep a secret? If you haven't figured that out by now, there's no point in me telling you. I knew I could trust you. Mr. Burns wants me to help him do a heist. Should I do it? Sure. If there's one thing I know about crime, it's that the big fish get caught and the little fish get away. Hey, it's a contest between two teams put together by a withered skinbag and a Greek playboy. What could go wrong? Task: "Make Homer Practice Heisting". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Aristotle Amadopolis Hire Goons". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds. Listen up, you Calabresi mobsters, if you want in on this job. It's a simple art heist. No whacking, no kisses of death, and no going to the mattresses. What if we're sleepy? Shut up, idiota! Don't worry, Mr. A. We'll play nice. Until the job is over. But then we have a bone to pick with Fat Tony and his gang! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Okay, mobsters. What's the plan for the heist? Woah, slow down. We have to get in the stealing mood, with a practice extra-legal side gig. Anything we grab, we can fence down at the mall, at Plunderer Pete's. They don't care what truck your stuff "fell off", they'll buy it. And then write a cutesy shoppers guide about it. Task: "Make Heisters Plan Heists" (x4). The jobs take place at a Brown House, Museum of Super Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield, or Monte Burns' Resort Casino and take 4 hours. Task: "Build Plunderer Pete's". It takes 6 seconds. You've assembled quite a team of hoodlums, Aristotle, but I'll still beat you to robbing that museum. I've hired the most depraved scoundrels in Springfield for my team. The barflies at Moe's tavern. Quest reward: 100/100/100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Citizen! I am an agent of the International Court of Justice. My jurisdiction is "Little Italy" and all other "Little Tourist Traps". The foreign fuzz. They're not like American cops. You can't bribe them with donuts. Relax. Perhaps a crime wave in a nearby town will draw them away. If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Pay Small Time Thieves to Jump Town". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours. Task: "Tap Justice Agents in Springfield" (x10). Task: "Send Crooks to Other Springfields" (x3). Quest reward: 100/100/100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Why did I agree to be in on this heist? The only safe-cracking I know about is telling politically correct jokes to my wife. Have you thought about beating the safe door with one of your hot dogs? I want to open the safe, not reduce it to rubble. Task: "Make Apu Practice Safe Cracking on His Register". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Task: "Place Gondola in Bonus Area". Task: "Place Any Grand Canal in Bonus Area". Task: "Reach 1.00% Bonus". Taking a gondola ride and listening to a yokel pretending to be a gondolier sing "Volaré" has totally chilled me out. I am ready to safe-crack my way into Fort Knox! Or even more challenging, the safe at the Kwik-E-Mart where they keep the twenty-dollar bills. Quest reward: 100/100/100 and 10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Recruits, all good heists need an elaborate plan, which Smithers here is preparing. Once again, I have to protest being made an accessory to a crime. And I protest you being a namby-pamby poo-head. Now get on with it! Fine. Now, before we do anything we have to stake out the target. Mmm, steak out. Task: "Make Heisters Plan Heists" (x4). The jobs take place at Museum of Super Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield, or Monte Burns' Resort Casino and take 4 hours. Task: "Reach 5.00% Bonus at the Museum of Super Fine Arts". Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Smithers! We must make our move to rob the museum tonight. But the team hasn't memorized the plan. We haven't even memorized the title of the plan: "The Plan". There's no time. I've learned that Aristotle and his goons are going in tomorrow. Wow, you must have some spies. No, he just called me up and said "Nyah nyah, we're going in tomorrow". Task: "Unlock Act 1 Finale". Neither of us managed to rob the museum. It seems I overestimated you... And I you. Does this mean our contest is over? No! We will try a heist in a new location. One far from Little Italy and its fattening calzones. Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep robbing the museum to keep getting those Pictures of Paintings. Act 2 starts soon! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Heisters[edit]

"Heisters" include:

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the film The Italian Job.