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Pass, Puff, Puff is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer vs the 18th Amendment content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Intro[edit]

After starting the update Dad, today's the day, you get to participate in our country's greatest tradition! An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet? But I didn't line my pockets with plastic bags. No, it's a chance to shape the democratic path of our nation. Contribute to the great American experiment. Sew your own mark in the tapestry that is our-- Unsubscribe! I'm not an email newsletter, Dad. I just want you to vote! Because, despite how many petitions I've sent to the Governor, I still legally can't. I'll only vote if it's something I care about, like whether monkeys can drive taxis. It's about booze... Task: "Make Homer Vote on Proposition". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Springfielders Vote on Proposition" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Hall and take 6 seconds. After starting the jobs Aw, man. The last time I pressed a green yes button, a scientist gave me a bit of cheese. This time all I got was this dumb sticker. After finishing the tasks Now before I deposit this bag of green from Big Green, I, uh, hereby legalize recreational marijuana and ban all other inebriants! Woohoo! Drinks on me! You just voted a measure that bans alcohol, but legalizes marijuana. Haw haw! You just voted against your own interests. The measure also banned condescending laughter. Haw wha? Quest reward: 1 and 10

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing the Intro No alcohol? What will I live for? Your family? This isn't a time for jokes, Marge. St. Patrick's Day is right around the corner. And everyone knows, if you don't drink on St. Patrick's Day, leprechauns will stab you in your sleep. I don't think that's right. Homer, the measure doesn't kick in until midnight. There's still time to stockpile! I for one won't be stabbed by those little lucky leps. To the Kwik-E-Mart! Task: "Make Homer Buyout Kwik-E-Mart Alcohol Stock". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Drinks" (x240). I need all your alcohol, and I need it now. I always knew this day would come. Ever since I heard the news this morning. And when I say all the alcohol, that means rubbing alcohol, ethanol, and hand sanitizer. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Duff Puff and Unruly Crowd

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 This Duff Puff takes years of use before I'll have trouble remembering! I need beer to forget my life right now! I can't switch intoxicants – I already built a whole lifestyle around booze! I've even got a catchphrase: *buuuuuurp* And I don't like change. It's why I've haven't changed my shirt in thirty years. Homer, will you sell me a beer? I'll pay top dollar for it. Top dollar? I've only ever been offered bottom dollar, or middle at best. I'll do it! Guys. I'm standing right here. At least do something covert like, I don't know, say you're selling tickets to tour your house. Yeah! Let's break the law the way the Chief of Police recommends! Some days you really feel like you're making a difference. Task: "Make Homer Sell Tours". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Drinks" (x420). The first and last stop of my home tour – the basement! Please help yourself to some "refreshments". Did you fill the washing machine with beers? I still had clothes in there. Free shirt with every purchase! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Bathtub Brewery

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 Dad! Your "refreshments" are almost gone! Sweetie, that's the same thing you said about the ozone layer. And yet here we are, totally fine, on another beautiful sweltering March day. Another three tours please! Yeah, tours all around! Hmm, not to worry - we'll just follow in the proud tradition of rum-runners, frat boys, and bored hipsters... Home Brew! Task: "Make Homer Brew Refreshments". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Drinks" (x420). After starting the job The first batch is done. It's an IPA – improvised potable ale substitute. The S is silent. Like the strangely still lab mice Lisa tested it on. Mmm, it's got a rich smoky flavor with herbal overtones. Probably because I accidentally poured in grass trimmings and then it caught on fire. I don't care - give me another! I can only make them one at a time, because each beer is crafted with love. And because I only have the one bottle. After finishing the tasks Dad, the mobs are dangerously sober and they are starting to get ideas – good ones! Man, I love being drunk. But I wish there was something else that wouldn't make me so nauseous. Now that I can't drink to forget about my glaucoma, how else will I cure it? I can't let these respectable town drunks become a bunch of high hippies. It's my job to bring back the high BACs. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Canadian Crossing and Free Land Token

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 I need some help smuggling booze into Springfield. You've come to the right place. Unlike that guy. This is not the type of leather bar I was hoping for. Hell's Satans have experience smuggling items across the Canadian border. Drugs, people, maple syrup candy. Task: "Make Homer Smuggle Alcohol From Canada". The job takes place at the Canadian Crossing and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Drinks" (x420). After starting the job Welcome to Canada, eh? Home of the constant apology. We're sorry for having such a lame motto. You can make it up to me by not checking my trunk. Sounds fair to me! After finishing the tasks Marge! Kids! I'm back from Canada, so help me unload this illegal booze! *sigh* And that's only the third craziest thing he's said this week. Thanks to those bikers, our basement brewery is back in business! Fourth craziest... Quest reward: 100 and 10 Damaged Simpson House

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 Wow, business is so dead that it must be time for its reincarnation. Who knew that people only wanted to buy my overpriced greasy and sugary foods when they were intoxicated? What about the munchies? I was promised munchies! I wonder if the CEO of Duff can help me. Good thing I still have his phone number from that time he needed my help with a plot device. Task: "Make Apu Call Duff CEO". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Collect Drinks" (x420). How did you get this number? And can I have it too? I'm tired of handing out blank business cards! The Internet. Yes, the Internet. I've heard good things about it. My business is failing. It turns out booze made up 99.99% of my income. I know what you mean. Sales have slumped since it became illegal to sell booze. Even our beer koozie and novelty hats-with-straws subdivisions have taken a hit. Who would've guessed?! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Howard K. Duff

Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Pt. 5 Apu, I think we've got a new marketing direction: "Now introducing Duff Puff – reinventing intoxication! Instead of drinking fermented plants in a can, you'll drink plants in a can!" I don't want to trade hops for hemp! Then why did you vote to ban all alcohol? I thought I was entering a raffle. Hmm, how to sell Duff Puff? I never needed marketing before. Probably because I was selling an addictive intoxicant, unlike this stuff. Task: "Make Howard K. Duff Brainstorm Marketing Ideas". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Drinks" (x420). Wow, this is hard. I brought in a dozen Harvard interns, but their best idea was to hire a consulting firm of Harvard grads. Maybe a search on the Internet will increase my productivity. Those four hours just flew by. And I've still got nothing. You know what, I'll just use an oldie but a goodie: free stuff! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Duff Float

Pt. 7[edit]

After completing Pt. 6 We'll sponsor a St. Patrick's Day parade and give out free samples of Duff Puff. Perhaps through a fountain of some sort. I just had the weirdest sense of déjà vu... Huh, guess this Duff Puff really works. Well, I've put in my two day work week! Now off to spend my twenty million quarterly bonus. Task: "Make Howard K. Duff Give Out Samples". The job takes place at the Duff Float and takes 8 hours. After starting the job Hey! That float is giving out free Duff Puff! This is even better than that time the gutter gave out free water! Whoa! I guess dreams really do come true. Except for that one where I'm being chased by a giant lobster I hope. After finishing the task It seems the mob has gotten so drunk they're rioting, and so high they can't remember which businesses not to loot. At least St. Patrick's Day has finally brought people together to discover their true shared passion: property damage. Can't there be one national holiday that doesn't end in rioting? Arbor Day? No, wait, last year there was a riot at the toothpick factory. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Begrudgingly Give Home Tours Marge 3h Simpson House 10, 35 Gripe About the Scotch Willie Pick Up a New Batch Moe Ignore Civic Duty Wiggum Grade Microbrews Comic Book Guy Push Duff Puff Duffman 13, 70 Get a Stiff Two Fingers Manacek 15, 70 Pt. 1 - 3 Distill Homebrew Alcohol Homer 3h Simpson House 10, 35 Sample Microbrews Meathook 15, 70 Grab a Beer Ramrod Pt. 4 - 6 Smuggle Alcohol From Canada Homer 3h Canadian Crossing 10, 35 Ramrod, Meathook 15, 70