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Much Ado About Mindy is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Valentine's Day 2015 content update. It requires Mindy to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Hey Lisa, I thought of an amazing Valentine present for your mom – dinner at a restaurant she's never been to. Task: "Make Homer Book a Reservation". The job takes place at Madame Chao's and takes 60 minutes. Hello there! I'd like to book a romantic dinner for Valentine's Day. I regret we are fully booked for Valentine's Day. What?! It's a fancy way of saying, "You Not Eat Here." But I just built this place! How can you be fully booked?! Yes, Sir, I agree it is unlikely. It almost seems like I'm just saying that because we don't serve your kind. What?! "Your Kind": loutish, impolite, cheap-os. Thank you so much for leaving now. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Stupid restaurant! I think they were still mad about the stuff I tracked in that we thought was dog poop but turned out to be much, much worse. Homer, stop telling the "I couldn't get a reservation story" already. Yeah, usually, we like inane chatter but that is, like, criminally inane. Hi, Homer! It's me, Mindy! I'm working here again. It's great to see you. Blerf... Um, okay. Guess I'll see you around. Bye! Blerf! Hey, Homer, isn't she the woman to whom you had an unnaturally strong physical attraction? The only woman who made you question your love for Marge? Blerf blerf. Blerf be-blerf blerf, blerf. Oopsie, looks like she short-circuited his brain, should we do something? Nah, he'll tell the restaurant story again. Just push him over to his console, he'll be fine. Task: "Reach Level 11 and Build the Control Building". Task: "Make Homer Work a Plant Shift". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 16 hours. Task: "Make Mindy Work a Plant Shift". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 16 hours. Oh hi, Homer! Imagine meeting you here. Small world, huh? Even smaller elevator. Hmm, now that your face is inches away from mine I can see you look sad. What's wrong? I'm trying to do something nice for Marge for Valentine's Day and well, it's frustrating. So, you're still married? Pretty much, yeah. Well, I've got an idea that will solve all your problems. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark So, Homer did you think about what we talked about? I don't know... I'm not really that kind of guy. That's what makes it so perfect! Marge will never suspect! Look, just think about it. While you do, I'll ride my motorcycle all around town. *groan* Are you gonna look cool while you do it? Probably. *groan* Task: "Make Mindy Ride Motorcycle". The job takes 24 hours. Okay, Mindy. I've thought it over. I'm in! Woo hoo! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Okay, I can't believe we're actually gonna do this. I'll go pick up some champagne. And I'll scope out a secluded spot on the beach. It'll give me a chance to work on my tan. Task: "Have a Beach Expansion". Task: "Have a Beach Chair". Task: "Make Mindy Work on Tan". The job takes place at a Beach Chair and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Homer Buy Champagne". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours. After sending Mindy on her task. I guess you could have a picnic on this beach, if you have a blanket thick enough to protect you from hypodermic needles. And wild dogs. After sending Homer on his task. Apu, give me a bottle of your finest convenience store champagne! Certainly, I will go in the back and make you a fresh bottle while you wait. Oooo! Custom Champagne! I'll just grab this box of wine and these fizzy cold medicine tablets and be right back. When the tasks are completed. Apu's champagne tastes terrible. Though it did relieve my sneezing, coughing, stuffy head, and fever. The beach was a bust too. There's a huge bum fight going on. I think it's some kind of championship. Maybe it just wasn't meant to be. Oh, you know I'm not going to accept that. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Dad, where are you going? Why are you all dressed up? I'm heading to Madame Chao's with Mindy. Shouldn't you be planning a Valentine's surprise for Mom instead of eating a romantic lunch with this co-worker woman? Lisa, don't you think I can do two things at once? It's called two-timing and I happen to be great at it. Task: "Make Homer Eat at Madame Chao's". The job takes place at Madame Chao's and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Mindy Eat at Madame Chao's". The job takes place at Madame Chao's and takes 4 hours. Isn't everything delicious? By the way, Homer, you smell great! I tried something new - a shower. I hope that doesn't tip Marge off! Look at him showered, eating with utensils, cheating on Mom. What's happening to Dad? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Tonight's the night. Are you ready to do it? I don't know what you're waiting for, big guy! Let's do it right now! Oh my God! Right here? Now, while I'm spying on them? I can feel the psychological scars forming! Okay, step one: Get that wife of yours out of the house. Perfect! You know, you're pretty romantic when you want to be. What the heck?! Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern". Task: "Make Marge Go for a Romantic Stroll with Homer". The job takes 5 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Stop right there, Dad. This has gone far enough! You have to tell Mom what's going on between you and that Mindy woman! But Lisa, Marge isn't supposed to know about what's going on between me and Mindy! WHAT?! Mindy was helping me plan a romantic picnic on the beach but the beach was dangerous and the champagne was gross but surprisingly still very drinkable. But what about the date you had with her at that restaurant? We were picking up food for dinner tonight, but we knew the only way to keep me from eating it all on the way home, was for me to eat a huge lunch at the restaurant. Right now, while we're strolling, Mindy is setting up a romantic picnic dinner at our house, with no wild dogs, or bums. Unless she really strays from the plan we made. Oh, Homer, you are such a good Valentine! Thank you! I'm sorry Dad. It's just the dialogue between you and Mindy was so... misleading. Almost intentionally so. Misleading?! You're crazy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to leave your mother. What?! And flower her. You know, give her a bouquet of leaves and flowers. What did you think I meant? Grrrrr. Task: "Make Homer Go on a Valentine's Date with Marge". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. This was wonderful, Homer. Happy Valentine's Day. You too, Sweetie. And since it's all take out, you don't have to clean up. We can just let the dog eat the paper plates. Um, I'll just throw them in the trash. You crazy romantic kook, you. *smooch* *smooch* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the William Shakespeare play Much Ado About Nothing.