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'''We are the Jockeys''' is a song sung by midget jockeys in the episode [[Saddlesore Galactica]].  The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]].  It is the twenty-sixth track on the album [[The Simpsons: Testify]].
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{{Song
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|name = "We Are the Jockeys"
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|image = [[File:We Are the Jockeys.png|250px]]
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|singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]]
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|characters = [[Male jockey 1]]<br>{{ap|Bill|Saddlesore Galactica}}<br>[[Male jockey 2]]<br>[[Tree jockey]]<br>[[Toadstool jockey]]<br>[[Female jockey]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]
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|length = '''Episode:''' 1:03<br>'''Album:''' 1:37
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|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Tim Long]]
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|album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''
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|appearance = "[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"
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}}
  
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==Lyrics==
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'''"We Are the Jockeys"''' is a song sung by jockeys and [[Homer]].
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:'''[[Homer]]''':
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== Lyrics ==
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=== Episode version ===
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:'''Jockeys:'''
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:''Freaks... freaks... freaks...''
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:We are the jockeys,
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:Jockeys are we,
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:We live underground
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:In a fiberglass tree.
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:'''[[Tree jockey]]:'''
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:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
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:'''[[Toadstool jockey]]:'''
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:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
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:'''[[Male jockey 2]]:'''
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:But all is not well in Jockey Town.
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:'''[[Female jockey]]:'''
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:Your renegade horse is making us frown.
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:'''Homer:'''
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:Whadaya want me to do?
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:'''[[Male jockey 1]]:'''
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:Your horse must lose.
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:'''Homer:'''
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:My horse must lose?
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:'''Male jockey 1:'''
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:No win!
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:'''{{ap|Bill|Saddlesore Galactica}}:'''
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:No show!
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:'''Tree jockey:
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:No place!
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:'''Toadstool jockey:'''
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:Just lose the stinkin' race.
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:'''Homer:'''
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:And what if I refuse to lose?
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:'''Male jockey 1:'''
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:We'll eat your brain!
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:'''Homer:'''
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:My horse must lose!
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=== Album version ===
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:''What happened?''
 
:''What happened?''
  
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:(''jockeys giggle'')
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:''[jockeys giggle]''
  
 
:''What is this place?''
 
:''What is this place?''
  
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:'''Jockey #1''':
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:'''Jockey #1:'''
 
:''Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.''
 
:''Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.''
  
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:(''jockeys giggle'')
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:''[jockeys giggle]''
  
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:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:''Why are you talking like that?''
 
:''Why are you talking like that?''
  
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:'''Jockey #1''':
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:'''Jockey #1:'''
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:''These are our real voices. (normal voice) We only talk like this on your surface world.''
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:''These are our real voices. [normal voice] We only talk like this on your surface world.''
  
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:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
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:''But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.''
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:''But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.''
  
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:'''Jockey #1''':
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:'''Jockey #1:'''
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:''All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.''
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:''All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.''
  
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:'''All jockeys''':
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:'''All jockeys:'''
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:''Freaks...freaks...freaks...''
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:''Freaks... freaks... freaks...''
  
 
:We are the jockeys,
 
:We are the jockeys,
 
:Jockeys are we,
 
:Jockeys are we,
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;We live underground
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:We live underground
 
:In a fiberglass tree.
 
:In a fiberglass tree.
  
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:'''Jockey #1''':
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:'''Tree jockey:'''
 
:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
 
:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
  
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:'''Jockey #2''':
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:'''Toadstool jockey:'''
 
:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
 
:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
  
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:'''Jockey #3''':
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:'''Male jockey 2:'''
 
:But all is not well in Jockey Town.
 
:But all is not well in Jockey Town.
  
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:'''Jockey #4''':
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:'''Female jockey:'''
 
:Your renegade horse is making us frown.
 
:Your renegade horse is making us frown.
  
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:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
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:''Whadaya want me to do?''
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:Whadaya want me to do?
  
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:'''Jockey #3''':
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:'''Male jockey 1:'''
 
:Your horse must lose.
 
:Your horse must lose.
  
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:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
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:''My horse must lose?''
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:My horse must lose?
  
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:'''Jockey #5''':
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:'''Male jockey 1:'''
 
:No win!  
 
:No win!  
  
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:'''Jockey #6''':
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:'''Male jockey 2:'''
 
:No show!  
 
:No show!  
  
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:'''Jockey #3:
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:'''Tree jockey:
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No place!  
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:No place!  
  
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'''[Jockey #4''':
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:'''Toadstool jockey:'''
 
:Just lose the stinkin' race.
 
:Just lose the stinkin' race.
  
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:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
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:''And what if I refuse to lose?''
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:And what if I refuse to lose?
  
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:'''Jockey #6''':
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:'''Male jockey 1:'''
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:''We'll eat your brain!''
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:We'll eat your brain!
  
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:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:My horse must lose!
 
:My horse must lose!
 
:''Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?''
 
:''Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?''
  
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:'''Jockey #1''':
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:'''Male jockey 1:'''
 
:''No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.''
 
:''No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.''
  
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[[Category:Songs]]
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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It is the twenty-sixth track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''.
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== Appearances ==
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*{{ep|Saddlesore Galactica}}
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*{{ep|Lisa the Boy Scout|(archive footage)}}
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*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}}
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{{The Simpsons Testify}}
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[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
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[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
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[[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]]
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[[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]]
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[[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]]
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[[Category:Songs by Tress MacNeille]]

Latest revision as of 10:23, October 10, 2022

"We Are the Jockeys"
We Are the Jockeys.png
Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Nancy Cartwright
Harry Shearer
Hank Azaria
Tress MacNeille
Characters: Male jockey 1
Bill
Male jockey 2
Tree jockey
Toadstool jockey
Female jockey
Homer Simpson
Length: Episode: 1:03
Album: 1:37
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Tim Long
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Saddlesore Galactica"

"We Are the Jockeys" is a song sung by jockeys and Homer.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

Jockeys:
Freaks... freaks... freaks...
We are the jockeys,
Jockeys are we,
We live underground
In a fiberglass tree.
Tree jockey:
'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
Toadstool jockey:
On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
Male jockey 2:
But all is not well in Jockey Town.
Female jockey:
Your renegade horse is making us frown.
Homer:
Whadaya want me to do?
Male jockey 1:
Your horse must lose.
Homer:
My horse must lose?
Male jockey 1:
No win!
Bill:
No show!
Tree jockey:
No place!
Toadstool jockey:
Just lose the stinkin' race.
Homer:
And what if I refuse to lose?
Male jockey 1:
We'll eat your brain!
Homer:
My horse must lose!

Album version[edit]

Homer:
What happened?
[jockeys giggle]
What is this place?
Jockey #1:
Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.
[jockeys giggle]
Homer:
Why are you talking like that?
Jockey #1:
These are our real voices. [normal voice] We only talk like this on your surface world.
Homer:
But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.
Jockey #1:
All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.
All jockeys:
Freaks... freaks... freaks...
We are the jockeys,
Jockeys are we,
We live underground
In a fiberglass tree.
Tree jockey:
'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
Toadstool jockey:
On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
Male jockey 2:
But all is not well in Jockey Town.
Female jockey:
Your renegade horse is making us frown.
Homer:
Whadaya want me to do?
Male jockey 1:
Your horse must lose.
Homer:
My horse must lose?
Male jockey 1:
No win!
Male jockey 2:
No show!
Tree jockey:
No place!
Toadstool jockey:
Just lose the stinkin' race.
Homer:
And what if I refuse to lose?
Male jockey 1:
We'll eat your brain!
Homer:
My horse must lose!
Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?
Male jockey 1:
No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is the twenty-sixth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances[edit]


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