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| | {{TB|But who will run our schools? Who will light our streets? Who will salt our roads?}} | | {{TB|But who will run our schools? Who will light our streets? Who will salt our roads?}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}} | | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}} |
| − | {{TB|Mmmm salt… Hey! Weren't we promised pretzels? Don't we have any integrity left in politics?!}} | + | {{TB|Mmmm salt... Hey! Weren't we promised pretzels? Don't we have any integrity left in politics?!}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Abrupt}} | | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Abrupt}} |
| | {{TB|You've heard of good cop/bad cop? Well, I'm a carb cop. And if I don't get wheat, I'm rioting in the street!}} | | {{TB|You've heard of good cop/bad cop? Well, I'm a carb cop. And if I don't get wheat, I'm rioting in the street!}} |
Latest revision as of 06:21, May 23, 2024
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Reading the Room is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Charity Case content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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What, eh, great turn out for tonight's town hall meeting! You people do love your civic duty.
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The poster said free pretzels. I've got a bar to stock!
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Yeah. I need those pretzels. They're like a paper towel for my liver.
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The pretzels like many of our city programs are now known as F.R.E.E.
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Wait, what's F.R.E.E.?
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Funding Rescinded; Entrepreneurs Encouraged!
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And what does that mean?
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That we get to privatize our fine institutions and let them thrive on the free market.
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And when has that ever worked?
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Never, except right now!
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But who will run our schools? Who will light our streets? Who will salt our roads?
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Mmmm salt... Hey! Weren't we promised pretzels? Don't we have any integrity left in politics?!
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You've heard of good cop/bad cop? Well, I'm a carb cop. And if I don't get wheat, I'm rioting in the street!
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FINE! I'll get you a bag of pretzels. And then I'll strip away your basic civil services.
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Finally! That's all we ask!
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Task: "Make Homer Wait for Pretzels". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield County Court House, International Court of Justice, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Prepare to Riot". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield County Court House, International Court of Justice, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Buy a Bag of Pretzels". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield County Court House, International Court of Justice, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
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Blood sugar rising, desire for social change lowering.
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Those Romans really had the right idea with bread and circuses.
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The circus is coming to town?
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Not unless it's privately funded and operated. We've got to trim the fat.
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You're right! A healthy fat would really help this pretzel. Maybe something in the nougat variety?
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What exactly are you cutting from the budget, Mayor Quimby?
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Not cutting, privatizing. And, eh, everything. With the exception of the mayor's mansion. That's still classified as a municipal park that no one except me is allowed into.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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