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{{TB|{{*}}driving at high speed* Homer, would you care to explain why this Costas Becker maniac is chasing us?}}
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{{TB|{{*}}driving at high speed{{*}} Homer, would you care to explain why this Costas Becker maniac is chasing us?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|I have no idea! And I have no idea why the police are chasing him, or why the FBI is chasing both of them!}}
 
{{TB|I have no idea! And I have no idea why the police are chasing him, or why the FBI is chasing both of them!}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|85}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenora Carter Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Lenora Carter]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Scream Like a Child|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Drive Off a Cliff|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|85}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenora Carter Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Lenora Carter]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Chase the Cropfather|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Scream Like a Child|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Drive Off a Cliff|4 hours|{{Surveillance Van}}, [[FBI Van]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|{{*}}driving intensely* They'll slow down. They've got to!}}
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{{TB|{{*}}driving intensely{{*}} They'll slow down. They've got to!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|You're going awful fast, Lou!}}
 
{{TB|You're going awful fast, Lou!}}
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{{TB|Don't get it dirty! Lemme-get-it!}}
 
{{TB|Don't get it dirty! Lemme-get-it!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Brace yourself, Homer. *drives off the cliff*}}
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{{TB|Brace yourself, Homer. {{*}}drives off the cliff{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Grim}}
 
{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Grim}}
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{{TB|{{*}}driving menacingly* Driving off a cliff won't save you! *drives off cliff*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}driving menacingly{{*}} Driving off a cliff won't save you! {{*}}drives off cliff{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|{{*}}pulls donut from under gas pedal* Annnnd…got it!}}
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{{TB|{{*}}pulls donut from under gas pedal{{*}} Annnnd...got it!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Worried}}
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{{TB|AAAAAAAAAAH! *screeches to a halt*}}
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{{TB|AAAAAAAAAAH! {{*}}screeches to a halt{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon|Confused}}
 
{{TB|Is that a parachute coming out of the back of Fat Tony's car?}}
 
{{TB|Is that a parachute coming out of the back of Fat Tony's car?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|Parachutes are for cowards! *fiery crash*}}
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{{TB|Parachutes are for cowards! {{*}}fiery crash{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Aw, Lou, thanks a lot. Your foot squeezed the jelly all out of my donut!}}
 
{{TB|Aw, Lou, thanks a lot. Your foot squeezed the jelly all out of my donut!}}
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{{TB|True. I have never done business with this gentleman. You, Homer?}}
 
{{TB|True. I have never done business with this gentleman. You, Homer?}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|Borrow money from a psychotic loan shark and forget to pay him, and then forget that I had borrowed money in the first place… Nah, that doesn't sound like me.}}
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{{TB|Borrow money from a psychotic loan shark and forget to pay him, and then forget that I had borrowed money in the first place... Nah, that doesn't sound like me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|It sounds EXACTLY like you!}}
 
{{TB|It sounds EXACTLY like you!}}
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{{TB|I'm sure he hates us, but does he "torch us to the ground" hate us?}}
 
{{TB|I'm sure he hates us, but does he "torch us to the ground" hate us?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
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{{TB|{{*}}reads letter left on Cletus' doorstep* "Dear Deadbeats, until my book is balanced, I will burn down everything you hold dear — along with a lot of stuff that you don't. Yours in hate, Costas Becker".}}
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{{TB|{{*}}reads letter left on Cletus' doorstep{{*}} "Dear Deadbeats, until my book is balanced, I will burn down everything you hold dear — along with a lot of stuff that you don't. Yours in hate, Costas Becker".}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm sorry but it's hard to be angry at someone who takes the time to write a physical letter these days.}}
 
{{TB|I'm sorry but it's hard to be angry at someone who takes the time to write a physical letter these days.}}
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{{TB|And I don't even get a kickback for turning a blind eye!}}
 
{{TB|And I don't even get a kickback for turning a blind eye!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|If you're gonna complain about the lack of laws, I'm gonna have to arrest you…I think. The no-law is very gray in this area.}}
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{{TB|If you're gonna complain about the lack of laws, I'm gonna have to arrest you...I think. The no-law is very gray in this area.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Homer, where are you going with our bed?}}
 
{{TB|Homer, where are you going with our bed?}}
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{{TB|Fat Tony said we're going to the mattresses. I think it's a mob sleepover.}}
 
{{TB|Fat Tony said we're going to the mattresses. I think it's a mob sleepover.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|{{*}}annoyed murmur*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}annoyed murmur{{*}}}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|105}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Springfielders Complain About Mob War|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Try to Steal a Mattress|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Stop Homer From Taking Their Mattress|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Fight Gangsters|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Fight Becker|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|2}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Complain About Lack of Kickbacks|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|105}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Springfielders Complain About Mob War|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Cropfather Try to Steal a Mattress|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[The Cropfather]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Stop Homer From Taking Their Mattress|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Fight Gangsters|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Fight Becker|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|2}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Complain About Lack of Kickbacks|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Suspicious}}
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{{TB|Okay, enough of this pointless conflict. I have decided to send a payment to Costas Becker to settle our beef.}}
 
{{TB|Okay, enough of this pointless conflict. I have decided to send a payment to Costas Becker to settle our beef.}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Drool}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon|Drool}}
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{{TB|{{*}}drooling* Mmm, beef…}}
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{{TB|{{*}}drooling{{*}} Mmm, beef...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Wait. Boss, you're giving up by giving Costas money?!}}
 
{{TB|Wait. Boss, you're giving up by giving Costas money?!}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|105}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Get Tough on Crime|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Encourage Quimby Not to Get too Tough|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Seemingly Blow Up Costas Becker|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Get Seemingly Blown Up|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Handcuffs|105}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Get Tough on Crime|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Encourage Quimby Not to Get too Tough|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Seemingly Blow Up Costas Becker|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], [[Cletus's Farm]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Get Seemingly Blown Up|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Deadpan}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Deadpan}}
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{{TB|Bombs are illegal again, Fat Tony. Hand it over…nice and easy.}}
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{{TB|Bombs are illegal again, Fat Tony. Hand it over...nice and easy.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Mr. Mayor, don't tell me you're bowing to public pressure.}}
 
{{TB|Mr. Mayor, don't tell me you're bowing to public pressure.}}
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{{TB|I'm sure there's a way we can come to an understanding with the Mayor and his boys in blue.}}
 
{{TB|I'm sure there's a way we can come to an understanding with the Mayor and his boys in blue.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I accept all kickback payment forms: Venmo, PayPal, Diner's Club…}}
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{{TB|I accept all kickback payment forms: Venmo, PayPal, Diner's Club...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|And I'll accept any cool jetpack that can lift my weight!}}
 
{{TB|And I'll accept any cool jetpack that can lift my weight!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>Fly Jetpack (animated job for [[Clancy Wiggum|Wiggum]])|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>Fly Jetpack (animated job for [[Clancy Wiggum|Wiggum]])|colspan=2}}
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== Currency-earning jobs ==
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{{TBT|Buy Handcuffs}}
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{{TB|[[Homer]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Quimby]], [[Wiggum]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Cletus]]}}
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{{TRs|4h|2}}
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{{TB|[[Police Station]], {{TOG|Jails}}, [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}}
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{{TB|{{Handcuffs|5}}, {{XP|45}}}}
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{{TBT|Find Old Handcuffs}}
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{{TB|[[Kickback Quimby]], [[Lenora Carter]], [[Mike Wegman]], [[Uncle Zio]], [[Dr. Dog]], [[Snitchy the Weasel]]}}
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{{TB|[[Capital City Con Center]], {{Surveillance Van}}, [[The Elegant Scoundrel]], [[Mike Wegman Center]], [[Springfield Sardi's]], {{TOG|Jails}}, or [[Springfield Penitentiary]]}}
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{{TB|{{Handcuffs|8}}, {{XP|70}}}}
 
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Latest revision as of 17:12, August 12, 2024


Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: The Simpsanos
Required characters: Wise Guys, Lisa
Optional characters: Costas Becker, Lenora Carter, Wiggum, The Cropfather, Fat Tony, Marge, Quimby
Previous quest(s): Everything Old Is Legal Again
Next quest(s): Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance

Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between May 7, 2024 and May 15, 2024
Fat Tony - Angry *driving at high speed* Homer, would you care to explain why this Costas Becker maniac is chasing us?
The Cropfather - Surprised I have no idea! And I have no idea why the police are chasing him, or why the FBI is chasing both of them!
Fat Tony - Grim I believe they're all chasing us.
The Cropfather - Confused What makes you think that?
Fat Tony - Angry Because they're all chasing us!
The Cropfather - Surprised Uh-oh! That's the Grand Chasm up ahead and you're not slowing down!
Fat Tony - Grim No, I am not.
The Cropfather - Nervous Is this a "They'll never take me alive!" thing? Because I'm definitely okay with being taken alive.
Task: "Collect Handcuffs" (x85).
If Costas Becker is owned: Task: "Make Costas Becker Chase the Cropfather". The job takes place at Surveillance Van, FBI Van, Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Lenora Carter is owned: Task: "Make Lenora Carter Chase the Cropfather". The job takes place at Surveillance Van, FBI Van, Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Chase the Cropfather". The job takes place at Surveillance Van, FBI Van, Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Scream Like a Child". The job takes place at Surveillance Van, FBI Van, Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Drive Off a Cliff". The job takes place at Surveillance Van, FBI Van, Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Lenora Carter - Annoyed *driving intensely* They'll slow down. They've got to!
Wiggum - Surprised You're going awful fast, Lou!
Lou - Worried That's 'cause one of your day-old donuts is jammed under the gas pedal!
Wiggum - Surprised Don't get it dirty! Lemme-get-it!
Fat Tony - Happy Brace yourself, Homer. *drives off the cliff*
Costas Becker - Grim *driving menacingly* Driving off a cliff won't save you! *drives off cliff*
Wiggum - Happy *pulls donut from under gas pedal* Annnnd...got it!
Lou - Worried AAAAAAAAAAH! *screeches to a halt*
Lenora Carter - Confused Is that a parachute coming out of the back of Fat Tony's car?
Costas Becker - Angry Parachutes are for cowards! *fiery crash*
Wiggum - Annoyed Aw, Lou, thanks a lot. Your foot squeezed the jelly all out of my donut!
Costas Becker - Singed A fiery crash won't stop me from getting what is mine!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Grand Chasm

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Fat Tony - Grim Committing the ONLY crime in this town is harder than keeping our noses clean!
Legs - Angry Boss, why is Costas Becker after us? You never crossed paths with him before.
Fat Tony - Grim True. I have never done business with this gentleman. You, Homer?
The Cropfather - Confused Borrow money from a psychotic loan shark and forget to pay him, and then forget that I had borrowed money in the first place... Nah, that doesn't sound like me.
Fat Tony - Angry It sounds EXACTLY like you!
Task: "Collect Handcuffs" (x105).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Worry About Where This Is Going". The job takes place at the Grand Chasm or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Try to Remember What He Had for Lunch". The job takes place at the Grand Chasm or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
If Costas Becker is owned: Task: "Make Costas Becker Track Down The Cropfather". The job takes place at the Grand Chasm or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Riot Police

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Fat Tony - Surprised Holy cannoli!
The Cropfather - Surprised Holy stromboli even! Our tomacco crops are all on fire!
Cletus - Shocked Mah barn is burnin' too!
Cletus - Worried That's where I keep my moonshine and my meth lab. Don't be surprised if'n we hear a hiss, a pop, and a couple kabooms.
Fat Tony - Angry This is the work of Costas Becker!
The Cropfather - Confused I'm sure he hates us, but does he "torch us to the ground" hate us?
Fat Tony - Grim *reads letter left on Cletus' doorstep* "Dear Deadbeats, until my book is balanced, I will burn down everything you hold dear — along with a lot of stuff that you don't. Yours in hate, Costas Becker".
The Cropfather I'm sorry but it's hard to be angry at someone who takes the time to write a physical letter these days.
Task: "Collect Handcuffs" (x115).
If Costas Becker is owned: Task: "Make Costas Becker Set Things on Fire". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Go to the Mattresses" (x2). The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Try to Nap". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Fat Tony - Angry This disrespect will not go unpunished!
Louie - Angry I hate when he gets this way.
Fat Tony - Grim Buckle up, boys! We're going to the mattresses.
The Cropfather Oh, good. I'll take a plush pillow top please.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mafia Front

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Marge - Surprised Now we've got no-law-abiding citizens shooting it up in our streets! Someone needs to do something.
Wiggum - Exhausted Sorry, Marge. We'd love to but gang wars aren't illegal anymore.
Quimby - Annoyed And I don't even get a kickback for turning a blind eye!
Wiggum - Annoyed If you're gonna complain about the lack of laws, I'm gonna have to arrest you...I think. The no-law is very gray in this area.
Marge - Annoyed Homer, where are you going with our bed?
The Cropfather - Nervous Fat Tony said we're going to the mattresses. I think it's a mob sleepover.
Marge - Annoyed *annoyed murmur*
Task: "Collect Handcuffs" (x105).
Task: "Make Springfielders Complain About Mob War". The job takes place at a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Try to Steal a Mattress". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Stop Homer From Taking Their Mattress". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Costas Becker is owned: Task: "Make Costas Becker Fight Gangsters". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Fight Becker" (x2). The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Complain About Lack of Kickbacks". The job takes place at Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Fat Tony - Suspicious Where did Costas Becker get all of these guys to fight for him?
Cletus - Enthused They'z former tomacco growers. They put down their pitchforks and picked up their double-barrels.
Louie - Confused They're pointing those guns every which way.
Cletus - Smiling It's also openin' day of possum huntin' season.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Springfield Penitentiary Bus

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Fat Tony - Angry Okay, enough of this pointless conflict. I have decided to send a payment to Costas Becker to settle our beef.
The Cropfather - Drool *drooling* Mmm, beef...
Louie - Surprised Wait. Boss, you're giving up by giving Costas money?!
Fat Tony - Happy You really don't know me, do you, Louie? There's also a big fat bomb in the package.
Task: "Collect Handcuffs" (x105).
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Get Tough on Crime". The job takes place at Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Encourage Quimby Not to Get too Tough". The job takes place at Town Hall or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Seemingly Blow Up Costas Becker". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Costas Becker is owned: Task: "Make Costas Becker Get Seemingly Blown Up". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, a Visitable Home or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quimby - Deadpan Bombs are illegal again, Fat Tony. Hand it over...nice and easy.
Fat Tony - Surprised Mr. Mayor, don't tell me you're bowing to public pressure.
Quimby - Embarrassed I'm bowing to my need for campaign kickbacks. They've dried up.
Quimby - Sad I have private jets, country club memberships, and mistresses to pay for.
Quimby - Angry Once again it's time to get tough on crime!
Wiggum - Angry Okay, Cropfather, you and your gang are under arrest for attempted deployment of a kaboom thingy.
The Cropfather - D'oh D'oh!
Fat Tony - Happy I'm sure there's a way we can come to an understanding with the Mayor and his boys in blue.
Kickback Quimby - Happy I accept all kickback payment forms: Venmo, PayPal, Diner's Club...
Wiggum - Happy And I'll accept any cool jetpack that can lift my weight!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Fly Jetpack (animated job for Wiggum)

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Buy Handcuffs Homer, Bart, Lisa, Quimby, Wiggum, Fat Tony, Cletus 4h Police Station, Jails, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House Handcuffs5, XP45
Find Old Handcuffs Kickback Quimby, Lenora Carter, Mike Wegman, Uncle Zio, Dr. Dog, Snitchy the Weasel Capital City Con Center, Surveillance Van, The Elegant Scoundrel, Mike Wegman Center, Springfield Sardi's, Jails, or Springfield Penitentiary Handcuffs8, XP70


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