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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw? | |
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I got it from the stand... over... there. | ||
| + | :''[Points to an empty space. A gust of wind is blowing sand around.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, wait. It's over there. | ||
| + | {{qf|Merchant}} You will be sorry. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Kodos]]}} They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all... | ||
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| + | :''[Bart has just turned Homer into a Jack-in-the-Box. Marge enters the room.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} BART! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Lisa did it. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} That's it, young man! You're coming with me! | ||
| + | :''[Bart glares at Marge.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[smiling nervously and waving]'' Please? | ||
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| + | :''[Mr. Burns has kicked the robot, causing it to fall and crush him.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Have trouble breathing... organs leaking vital fluids... Smithers... I am going to die. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Smithers]]}} No! Cannot anything be done?! | ||
| + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} We have one chance. Go to my office... open the desk... third drawer... there is some ether. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[wakes up and screams]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Did you have a nightmare, Homey? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} No, Bart bit me. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my was full of flab. | ||
| + | :''[Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} AUGH! | ||
| + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[trying to stay calm]'' I can wake up. It's all a dream. It's just a dream. | ||
| + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh, that's right. It's all a dream... Or is it? ''[laughs diabolically]'' ''[Executive Producer credit appears]'' | ||
| + | :''[Fade to black, then Simpsons jingle plays.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Narrator}} Next week, on ''The Simpsons''... | ||
| + | :''[Kitchen. Simpson family is eating breakfast.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[puts down the newspaper]'' Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Mmm... spaghetti. | ||
| + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[his head attached to Homer's shoulder]'' But Homer, tonight's reception for Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I hate having two heads. | ||
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- Marge: Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw?
- Homer: I got it from the stand... over... there.
- [Points to an empty space. A gust of wind is blowing sand around.]
- Homer: Oh, wait. It's over there.
- Merchant: You will be sorry.
- Kodos: They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all...
- [Bart has just turned Homer into a Jack-in-the-Box. Marge enters the room.]
- Marge: BART!
- Bart: Lisa did it.
- Marge: That's it, young man! You're coming with me!
- [Bart glares at Marge.]
- Marge: [smiling nervously and waving] Please?
- [Mr. Burns has kicked the robot, causing it to fall and crush him.]
- Mr. Burns: Have trouble breathing... organs leaking vital fluids... Smithers... I am going to die.
- Smithers: No! Cannot anything be done?!
- Mr. Burns: We have one chance. Go to my office... open the desk... third drawer... there is some ether.
- Homer: [wakes up and screams]
- Marge: Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
- Homer: No, Bart bit me.
- Bart: Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my was full of flab.
- [Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.]
- Homer: AUGH!
- Mr. Burns: Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame.
- Homer: [trying to stay calm] I can wake up. It's all a dream. It's just a dream.
- Mr. Burns: Oh, that's right. It's all a dream... Or is it? [laughs diabolically] [Executive Producer credit appears]
- [Fade to black, then Simpsons jingle plays.]
- Narrator: Next week, on The Simpsons...
- [Kitchen. Simpson family is eating breakfast.]
- Lisa: [puts down the newspaper] Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
- Homer: Mmm... spaghetti.
- Mr. Burns: [his head attached to Homer's shoulder] But Homer, tonight's reception for Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands!
- Homer: Oh, I hate having two heads.
