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== History ==
 
== History ==
The show was hosted by [[Bill]] and [[Marty]] and broadcast on [[KBBL]]. The first prize was a free trip to Hartford, Connecticut even though they said [[Hawaii]] in the commercial, but Bill and Marty denied it. [[Krusty]], [[Rainer Wolfcastle]] and [[Madeleine Albright]] were the judges. The winner was the one who did the stupidest thing in Springfield. [[Lisa]] was forced by [[Marge]] to watch the show and was very disgusted, because it showed how dumb the town is, especially with participants like [[Bart]] swallowing various objects and [[Homer]] singing while dressed in a suit made of popcorn kernels and popping them with hair dryers. The judges revealed the winners: themselves, for watching the contestants make spectacles of themselves. The participants revolted and started a riot. Homer stole the second prize, a free boudoir photography session.
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The show was hosted by {{ap|Bill|KBBL}} and [[Marty]] and broadcast on [[KBBL]]. The first prize was a free trip to [[Hartford|Hartford, Connecticut]] even though they said [[Hawaii]] in the commercial, but Bill and Marty denied it. [[Krusty]], [[Rainer Wolfcastle]] and [[Madeleine Albright]] were the judges.
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The winner of the competition would be the person who did the stupidest thing on the stage. First up was [[Bart]], who ate everything that was thrown at him. After Bart, [[Barney]] went on stage and drunk a six-pack of [[Duff Beer]]. After he was given a score, he was escorted off stage, despite saying that his act was actually him juggling chickens. After Barney was [[Homer]], who wore a suit made of popcorn kernels. He then sung a song, "[[Kernel Knowledge]]". After Homer was [[Moe]], who dressed in a sailor outfit with a giant lollipop.
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After the acts had finished, [[Rainier Wolfcastle]] declared himself the winner because he had to be seen with the freaks who took part. This led to a riot because the participants didn't think a judge should be able to declare themselves the winner.
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The winner of the contest was to get a vacation to Hartford, [[Connecticut]], despite the commercial for the contest saying it would be to [[Hawaii]]. The runner-up got a free session with [[Boudoir Photography]]. After the riot, Homer stole the second place prize.
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== Participants ==
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{{TBT|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Bart How Low Will You Go.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Eating anything people throws at him.}}
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{{TB|Unknown}}
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{{TBT|[[Barney Gumble]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Barney How Low Will You Go.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Drinking a six-pack of [[Duff Beer]]<br>'''Planned act:''' Juggling chickens}}
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{{TB|22}}
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{{TBT|[[Homer Simpson|Homer and His Amazing Reddenbacher Dreamcoat]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Homer How Low Will You Go.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Singing "[[Kernel Knowledge]]" whilst in a suit made of popcorn kernels, and using hairdryers on himself.}}
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{{TB|12}}
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{{TBT|[[Moe Szyslak]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Moe How Low Will You Go.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Dressed in a sailor outfit whilst holding a giant lollipop.}}
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{{TB|0}}
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{{TBT|[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Apu, Burns and Smithers How Low Will You Go.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Dressed in a cow costume.}}
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{{TB|Unknown}}
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{{TBT|[[Mr. Burns]] and [[Waylon Smithers]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Apu, Burns and Smithers How Low Will You Go.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Dressed in a horse costume.}}
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{{TB|Unknown}}
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{{TBT|[[Lenny Leonard]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Kirk and Lenny How Low Will You Go.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Dressed as a urinal.}}
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{{TB|Unknown}}
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{{TBT|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Kirk and Lenny How Low Will You Go.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Dressed as a baby.}}
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{{TB|Unknown}}
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== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==

Latest revision as of 07:38, March 16, 2024

How Low Will You Go?.png

How Low Will You Go? is a contest in Springfield sponsored by Grandma Plopwell's Pudding‎.

History[edit]

The show was hosted by Bill and Marty and broadcast on KBBL. The first prize was a free trip to Hartford, Connecticut even though they said Hawaii in the commercial, but Bill and Marty denied it. Krusty, Rainer Wolfcastle and Madeleine Albright were the judges.

The winner of the competition would be the person who did the stupidest thing on the stage. First up was Bart, who ate everything that was thrown at him. After Bart, Barney went on stage and drunk a six-pack of Duff Beer. After he was given a score, he was escorted off stage, despite saying that his act was actually him juggling chickens. After Barney was Homer, who wore a suit made of popcorn kernels. He then sung a song, "Kernel Knowledge". After Homer was Moe, who dressed in a sailor outfit with a giant lollipop.

After the acts had finished, Rainier Wolfcastle declared himself the winner because he had to be seen with the freaks who took part. This led to a riot because the participants didn't think a judge should be able to declare themselves the winner.

The winner of the contest was to get a vacation to Hartford, Connecticut, despite the commercial for the contest saying it would be to Hawaii. The runner-up got a free session with Boudoir Photography. After the riot, Homer stole the second place prize.

Participants[edit]

Name Image Act Score
Bart Simpson Bart How Low Will You Go.png Eating anything people throws at him. Unknown
Barney Gumble Barney How Low Will You Go.png Drinking a six-pack of Duff Beer
Planned act: Juggling chickens
22
Homer and His Amazing Reddenbacher Dreamcoat Homer How Low Will You Go.png Singing "Kernel Knowledge" whilst in a suit made of popcorn kernels, and using hairdryers on himself. 12
Moe Szyslak Moe How Low Will You Go.png Dressed in a sailor outfit whilst holding a giant lollipop. 0
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Apu, Burns and Smithers How Low Will You Go.png Dressed in a cow costume. Unknown
Mr. Burns and Waylon Smithers Apu, Burns and Smithers How Low Will You Go.png Dressed in a horse costume. Unknown
Lenny Leonard Kirk and Lenny How Low Will You Go.png Dressed as a urinal. Unknown
Kirk Van Houten Kirk and Lenny How Low Will You Go.png Dressed as a baby. Unknown

Appearances[edit]